A guy who ghosted me came back to text me?

[Anonymous]

So I kind of had a falling out with this guy who was and still is my crush. And he ghosted me. Today all of a sudden he texts me something funny and I’m confused why he came out of ghost mode?

[BoobSlayer]

This reminds me of my friend Olivia. She had talked ot her boyfriend John almost every day and she considered him her best friend. One day, out of the blue, John stopped texting her. Days went by with no response, and she sunk into grief. He had just ghosted her.

One night, as she lay in bed scrolling through her phone, her heart thundering with hope, she saw an unfamiliar number coming through on her phone. She opened the message with trembling hands, sure it was John.

The message read "Hey__let's meet up." But when she went to reply, her stomach dropped. It was a picture of herself with two melons superimposed where her breasticles should have been.

Olivia screamed and jumped back, dropping her phone. When she looked at the message again she saw it continued

"Let's get together so I can play with your *coconuts,* *boobies,* *tits,* *milkers,* *chesticles,* *honkers,* *bazoombas,* *fiery biscuits,* *cantaloupes,* *boom booms,* and *jugs.*"

That was when she knew that John was gone forever and had been replaced by something sinister.

[Anonymous]

Because he was chasing some other snatch. He got it, or he didn’t get it, either way he’s back now to try to get some from you. If I was you I’d move on. When girls respond after things like this a man knows he has her number. He knows he can probably treat her like shit and she will still come back like a little puppy.

[Screenwriter]

He got over it and wanted to share. Wouldn't make too much of it. You could ask him too. Would end the mystery.

[Jazzy54]

He probably wants to reconcile or he’s playing with you. Only time will tell.

[RHK36]

Because you didn't block him, so he knows you'll fall for his bs again. Stop talking to him or stop complaining about the bum guys you keep interacting with.

[Asker]

Wow rude

[shades777]

you was his second option, or third