Whats the worst reply to I'm leaving you?

hiyamotherfers

Xper 5 Age: 24

Honestly this can be funny or serious. Make it what you will

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Julie_TS Follow
Yoda Age: 32 , mho 60%

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Good... I left a long time ago & just didn't bother to mention it while waiting for you to move on. by the way, make sure you leave my key on the table and don't forget to take your stuff, I already packed it up for you.
#dontletthedoorhityouonyourwayout

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- strateguy632
  
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  like song yesterday by duff, you can't turn the light off when it isn't on!
  
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- Julie_TS
  
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  @strateguy632 Niice
  
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- Julie_TS
  
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  Thanks forbthe MHO!!!
  
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Stressyalaire Follow
Xper 5 Age: 24 , mho 34%

1 y

This is a fun one!
"Like your dad left you?"
"You know the way, right?"
"And I'm celebrating"
"Wait we were together?"
"You can find your stuff outside next to the garbage bags"
"I won the lottery the other day"

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Slingblade1126 Follow
Yoda Age: 52 , mho 45%

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"That's cool with me. You're dad and I are in love and he gives better blow jobs". That will really fuck with her mind!

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MementoMori777 Follow
Guru Age: 23

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Not if I chain you in my basement you won't

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Paris13 Follow
InfluencerMaster Age: 40

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Oh, That would be from me to Them!!! "WHY?"lol!!! xxoo

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Avicenna Follow
InfluencerMaster Age: 54

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1.7K opinions shared on Break Up & Divorce topic.

"Please don't go... I'll do anything you want"

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papiC21 Follow
Xper 1 Age: 27 , mho 30%

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Well lucky me It just recently happened after my fiancee cheated on me. (this was after we semi stayed together while I was deciding if she deserved another chance) Her response to me leaving "you're really going to split up the family now, think about our daughter". The queen of manipulation right there

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- papiC21
  
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  She likes to use our daughter in that way, knowing I don't want to be away from her
  
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LaFemmeFatale_1 Follow
Guru Age: 28 , mho 45%

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“Please, don’t.”

You should never ask anyone to stay.

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- AngryCarl2
  
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  This is the correct answer.
  
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richardcory Follow
Xper 7 Age: 55 , mho 37%

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Um, yeah sure, bye. (turning back to whatever you were doing)
"I've heard that before. It never works".

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gothbxtch Follow
Explorer Age: 19

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this isn’t necessarily hilarious but i think “okay” would be a bad response because it makes it seem like you don’t care and were never that invested in the relationship

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DizzyDesii Follow
Master Age: 29 , mho 55%

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521 opinions shared on Break Up & Divorce topic.

“Well I already left so whose left for you to leave?”

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Wallythewalrus Follow
Xper 1 Age: 30 , mho 48%

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"Good. I really never was into dudes anyway".

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clampfan101 Follow
Master Age: 36

1 y

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- LiamJHayden
  
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  In Saitama's disinterested voice. lol
  
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- clampfan101
  
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  @LiamJHayden Or maybe turning around asking “What’s with this sassy… lost child?” rofl
  
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Sparkie460 Follow
Guru Age: 57

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Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you

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Agape93 Follow
Master Age: 32

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481 opinions shared on Break Up & Divorce topic.

... who the fuck are you, again?

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- hiyamotherfers
  
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  amazing
  
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Anonymous
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ok bye don't let the door hit you on your ass on your way out

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- Opinion Owner
  
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  or do let it i really don't care either way
  
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WanderingLoveWizard Follow
Yoda Age: 29 , mho 31%

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"I'm gonna kill myself"

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SnowedIn Follow
Master Age: 50 , mho 37%

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Can I finish your sandwich?

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Coden7 Follow
Xper 7 Age: 33

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New phone. Who’s this?

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Mansearching Follow
Yoda Age: 48

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Me to them, "Well bye."

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LiamJHayden Follow
Master Age: 29

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413 opinions shared on Break Up & Divorce topic.

Dancing the happy dance.

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Andres77 Follow
Master Age: 47

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Then why are you still here?

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Anonymous
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close the door on your way out

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AngryCarl2 Follow
Yoda Age: 65

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Do you need help packing?

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Anonymous
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Are you OK with me dating your mom?

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legalboxers Follow
Master Age: 48

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leaving? I thought you were gone already

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EaterPeter Follow
Guru Age: 52

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I left you first 🙂

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- EaterPeter
  
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  Thanks for like!
  
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Cheerfull009 Follow
Yoda Age: 27

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Fuck off

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