What’s the point? Someone fails your shit test they’re weak and pathetic. If someone passes…. They dump you and move on to someone else because they don’t put up with your shit.
When you shit test someone it shows that you are bored, and you want some sort of excitement or drama. This could be due to the fact that your partner is just too banal or vanilla-like in their fucking sexual escapades. It may seem as a fucking challenge in which fuckers like the ones you have, need a bit of a spice in their fucking life and that spicy, horribly erotic saucer can sometimes make the whole fucking experience a hell fucking ton more interesting.
You know, one wants to test his fuck buddy's shit, to fuck with her, to find a limit that he didn't fukin reach, or to fucking push a fucking boundary he thought would hold back a fuckload. Fuck, it’s like the whole concept behind bdsm.
The point of shittesting someone could be as basic as getting some fucking excitement, to test a relationship’s boundaries, or fuck, just because you feel fucking bored and you need that fucking edge to keep shoving things down her sweet pusy. Fuck it all, you just do this fucking thing because it’s fun.
And that fuckhole down there loves this fuckin game. You know how fucking bitch can be? They've seen fuckin horror movies with more innocence than you've seen with her fuck buddy's fuck hole, they’ve heard horror stories more innocuous that the fuck tales you two have shared. Fuck baby, she's seen things.And when that sweet, wet pussy of yours gets that fucked, when it cums, and when that cock goes deep and her summoned demonic horror cock is pounded into the sweet, sweet pussy - it’s fucking heaven for the btches like her and for those horribly exciting f**k buddies.
The fuking point is simple- It’s fuckin hilarious. And when the fukking point fades, what is fcking left? A lot of fukkin fun and an endless, fucktastic adventure!
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Some people have been burned before and project on future relationships the trauma of the past, so they ---- test people. They want to know before they get deeper into a relationship if it's bound to fail, but setting people up and essentially playing games tends to backfire.
I have three things going for me.
*I can drink you under the table. It's in my blood.
*I'll kick your ass and draw your blood even if you win. It's in my blood.
*Like most Irish, except for the half breeds, I'm immune to psychology. That's in my brain.Dependent on the shytte test, I'll drink you under the table, kick your ass (even if it's pretty) or struggle for breath whilst laughing off your head game ploy. Or, if I'm in the mood, all three.
How does that make you feel?
Sometimes it happens subconsciously and unintentionally, which I can tolerate.
But, when it’s intentional mind games and test after test, I don’t have time for that.
The moment I notice that they’re playing mind games, it makes me lose immediate interest as that’s a deal breaker for me.
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If you fail they move on if you pass they keep testing you lol
I don't believe in full operational "shit tests", but I do believe in things like observing someone's behavior, ask them questions etc to discern people. I believe people show their red flags early on and you just have to be attentive and believe the patterns that you see.
Women naturally shit test to see if a man is strong enough to put up with their shit. This is frustrating but shit testing from women is like water being wet. That being said you need to put the BRAKES on her the moment she begins a shit test.
People tend to do this if they had their heart broken before , they have a harder time trusting someone new , it’s a childish game people play to see how their partner would react to their negative attitude and to see if their partner truly loves them or not. Some people are scared to admit they love someone , they feel if they show this person they love them they might leave me or betray me. Like my ex did. If you pass their test they are more than likely going to have more trust and respect in you and realize they were the piece of shit not you
Guys so accept to be treated like that. They dont have standards. They can't believe someone agreed to sleep with them so they give them all they want even putting up with abusive shyt
But its actually good. If you passed the test and then dumped, at least you know it's for your own good, because why would you want to be with such shitty tester person?
How bored do people have to be to test fecies?
People do this without realizing. It's just a way of testing compatability
I don't even play. I just walk when the test comes. except for checking the phone. I let het, and then when she finds nothing I dump her.
they want a free license to be as disrespectful as possible
thing is, whether the shit-test is passed or not, there will still be disrespect coming
Can you elaborate? What kind of test?
Women do this to assert power. The ones that have tried to do it with me have been promptly dumped.
to waste your precious time
Some guys do put up with their shit
What’s a shit test?
I block people quick I don't do no test
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