This is meant to be funny and satirical and light hearted...
# 1. Your soulmate does not live on this earth
Yep your soulmate is a hot girl/guy but we don't have the technology to find them. Check back in 200 years if you are still alive.
# 2. You are too much of a catch
According to your crushes you are a great person. In fact you get told you are a great guy yet apparently you are so good he or she does not want a romantic relationship with you.
# 3. You are being yourself
Stop being yourself. Be someone else. Put on a fake persona and stop being yourself!
# 4. Entitled expectations
Even if a guy or girl does not care about his/her looks or weight and dresses bad, he deserves a Victoria secret model look a like. It's ok to have unrealistic expectations. It's ok to be delusional.
This is all satirical
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