Why you are still single! (The funny version)

[iamyourneighbor]

This is meant to be funny and satirical and light hearted...

# 1. Your soulmate does not live on this earth

Yep your soulmate is a hot girl/guy but we don't have the technology to find them. Check back in 200 years if you are still alive.

# 2. You are too much of a catch

According to your crushes you are a great person. In fact you get told you are a great guy yet apparently you are so good he or she does not want a romantic relationship with you.

# 3. You are being yourself

Stop being yourself. Be someone else. Put on a fake persona and stop being yourself!

# 4. Entitled expectations

Even if a guy or girl does not care about his/her looks or weight and dresses bad, he deserves a Victoria secret model look a like. It's ok to have unrealistic expectations. It's ok to be delusional.

This is all satirical

[AllThingsWeird]

I knew it!!! when I looked up at the sky at night I always felt a connection and my heart would skip a beat I know... I just know he is out there waiting for me looking up at a different sky wondering "Maybe she's out there?" then one day when space exploration is at it's finest we will connect again!

Alien Soulmate if you are reading this... I cri errytim I look up at the sky <3

[Balcazaurus]

I couldn't help but read the title in a game show host voice.

[XRabbitHeartX]

The first 2 made me laugh :)

Nice take :)

[ginnyweasley]

you made me smile this early in the morning. i like you.

[iamyourneighbor]

Thanks kiddo

[OpenWine]

... It can't be?

You're that ninja..

I guess my soulmate is a sexy sukkubus vampire so that must be hard to find.

I'dd also do it with she-ra

[iamyourneighbor]

Isn't she-ra he-man's cousin or sister?

[OpenWine]

she's like fuckin hot green amozonas woman, big everything (but belly)

[MysteriousFlower]

My theory is he isn't arrived on this planet 🚀 * so I'm leaving*...
Nice take but it's kinda true 😌

[Jonny_]

It's true, Audrey Hepburn was my soulmate but I missed my shot there...

[Chocochip_cookies]

Hahahahaha #you're too much of a catch, yup that answers my question :D you're cool

[YourFutureEx]

#5 Realise the fact that you are ugly.

[iamyourneighbor]

Lol no chill

[KidanisCortes]

this guy ^

[CottonMuffin]

Edgy :b

[cinderelli]

yes,.. of course these are the reasons i am single.. thanks for telling the world.. people just don't get it you know..

[tenchu11]

Lol the nail on the coffin of being single "you have to love your self before some one loves you"... thanks grandma your still not going to see great grandchildren any day soon

[iamyourneighbor]

? What

[bloodmountain1990]

I've dealt with number 2 quite a bit when I would get an explanation from girls I like who would be no longer interested. Worst thing is I don't go around complaining or telling others how nice I am or any shit like that.

[iamyourneighbor]

Good you'll attract the right person one day

[Pinkbeauty]

good my take 5 I'm being myself but mostly I'm single cause a relationship would be hard on me and also because of me being specilneeds and that's why I'm single and why I don't have a be

[Dipsy]

Wtf is this take about? You shouldn't change your personality at all! And you shouldn't have unrealistic expectation. Wtf

[Fionna19]

It's a joke if u haven't realised

[Dipsy]

@Fionna19
I was a troll, haven't you realised?
www.get-digital.nl/.../Aufkleber_Trollface.jpg

[Dipsy]

It says that its a joke around 10 times spread across the myTake lolol

[Fionna19]

Ffs I know it's a joke! It's funny though didn't mean to offend. I'm just telling the dipsy guy not to take it to heart

[Dipsy]

@Fionna19 Sorry if i responded a bit rude/offensive. I thought you were too ;p

[Dipsy]

I just wanted to joke around

[Bloodymaryshesaid]

I just opened this to stare at my dream lover Adriana Lima 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

[Roostah]

4. works out well for women because men are horn dogs that will bang anything.

[Beaver19]

I wouldn't say it's that general among guys, I lost my hair to something like slope is when I was 19, I'm 20 now and still proudly keep my high standards on looks, but I'm not looking to rack up a sex count I want something real so that probably keeps me from lowering them some too.

[medical2523]

I legit get told I'm too nice but I refuse to change that if I never get a girl because of it so be it

[iamyourneighbor]

But you only date white girls right? So maybe that's why you are single? Because you have a limited dating pool maybe

[medical2523]

If I have to change my interests or who I am it's seriously nor worth it cause then I'm not being true to myself

[iamyourneighbor]

Exactly so you will have to just be you and if you stay single be happy that you were yourself then

[medical2523]

Because truth be told even outside of white girls not really any girls show interest

[Nathand]

... i see...

i see

[iamyourneighbor]

Hi alien

[admles]

Hehehehe good laugh :D

[iamyourneighbor]

Thanks

[TheDevilInside]

5. Your soulmate hasn't been born yet

[R3d_Anonymous]

Yeah, no offense, but your satire wasn't consistent which made this myTake kind of convoluted.

[iamyourneighbor]

Omg I'm going to cry now
What am I going to do with the rest of my life? How am I supposed to pay my bills?

[Unit1]

This is kinda true :)

Nice take!