A Trolls Guide In Learning How To Pick Up Chicks

blondfrog

So there is no argument that its harder to pick up girls for guys then it is for girls picking up guys. Here I will be showing you guys how to pick up chicks so you can increase your chances in picking up a girl you like.

A trolls guide in learning how to pick up chicks

step 1. Approach

A Trolls Guide In Learning How To Pick Up Chicks

Learning how to even break the ice with chicks can sometimes be the most difficult process surprisingly. So what you need to do is to slowly wallk up to it without scaring them off. If you do that then there is no way in being able to follow up with the other two steps.

step 2. Grab them with both of your palms

A Trolls Guide In Learning How To Pick Up Chicks

Make sure that you grab the chick with both of your hands and put them on your palms. Don't hold it too hard though or close your palms, leave them open.

step 3. Lift

A Trolls Guide In Learning How To Pick Up Chicks

And finally last, but not least lift up. Once you have lifted them you can finally pet them or walk away home with them. Again make sure you don't squeeze hard be very gentle with them like a gentleman pun intended.

A Trolls Guide In Learning How To Pick Up Chicks

Now go out and pick up some chicks guys.

A Trolls Guide In Learning How To Pick Up Chicks
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  • Spiorad_Aisce
    I love that take - Not only trolling genius but actual online genius - I read a lot of takes and they can be quite heavy - Sometimes the fluffy ones are a nice break but that one was just fantastic comic tangent - Well done
    • blondfrog

      Thanks man I miss you bro :)

    • Bud - I am like a nasty cough, you don't get rid of me that easy

  • TheLittleBuggy
    • blondfrog

      I get all the chicks XD

    • Oh yeah I bet, you're a master xD

    • blondfrog

      The only reason other guys have girlfriends is cause I allow it to happen :D

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  • COCOCHANEL
    i am now privy to top secret information
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    • blondfrog

      Well I get paid 50 points on this site for writing these so bon appatete

  • Joc4Position
    "So there is no argument that its harder to pick up girls for guys then it is for girls picking up guys."

    First of all you mentioned girls first here then switched to chicks the animals.

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    Now to address the rest of that statement. I've denied every female who has ever asked me out, and I've been asked out by multiple girls. It's actually probably harder for females because it's abnormal. Most guys aren't used to being asked out by a female.
  • Stacyzee
    Oh no, you trolled me. You meant actual chick's :/
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