WHY HAVEN'T YOU WISHED ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY YET?

WHY HAVEN'T YOU WISHED ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY YET?

I just wanted to say Happy Birthday to myself. TODAY is my birthday and i am the most special person in THE WORLD HA. Seriously though.... If you're not dating anyone it can be a lonely birthday... just you and your glass of 12 year bourbon. I actually don't mind that much but I have to travel tomorrow so no staying up late getting drunk or any of that nonsense. No ...it is just a quiet night at home. The booty call list is here and waiting for my fat thumbs to punch in my birthday requests. Do i ask for the Peppermint Bobsled? Or perhaps the Manitoba Snowcone? I really can't decide. Since I just turned 46 i need to watch my alcohol intake because that could put the damper on all snowcone activity.

WHY HAVEN'T YOU WISHED ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY YET?

So I guess my question is and don't worry it's a fun one.... what is the most exciting birthday present you have ever received? I have to say 1994 was a good year for me. I was working at a bar as DJ -ON MY BIRTHDAY- and the owner decided to really blow the roof off the place by hiring some strippers for a certain clientele (The Cincinnati Cyclones hockey team) sorry Bill.... and of course I was a young lad never been to a strip club .. i was basically a virgin. (Not an actual virgin because I lost that on prom night May 13th 1989) Our prom song was HOLD ONTO THE NIGHTS BY RICHARD MARX. A smokey tender ballad that really hit your romantic bone. I know it's weird i still know the date... little creepy too... I digress....The things I saw and did that night I can only relive in an awesome dream from time to time. That night turned me into a MAN. At least sexually because lets face it... I was DJ in a bar not a college professor so I had much more to learn intellectually.

WHY HAVEN'T YOU WISHED ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY YET?

So I will repeat the question ... I am really curious. Help a bro out with some really good stories mkay? What is the most exciting Birthday Present you have ever received? Let me know in the comments below! If you like this rambling of a MyTake please hit the thumbs up button -Like button--- you know what I mean... THE BUTTON! Much appreciated. You can also reach me at www.onlinedatingsuperpowers.com


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  • First off, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚. My most memorable birthday was when my boyfriend took me out to dinner at one of our favorite restaurants only it was a surprise party which all my friends were at so when we walked in, SURPRISE!! . He had rented out the whole space, for me!! It was so amazing to have him and all my friends together πŸ’Ÿ

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