WHY HAVEN'T YOU WISHED ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY YET?

[coachTanthony]

I just wanted to say Happy Birthday to myself. TODAY is my birthday and i am the most special person in THE WORLD HA. Seriously though.... If you're not dating anyone it can be a lonely birthday... just you and your glass of 12 year bourbon. I actually don't mind that much but I have to travel tomorrow so no staying up late getting drunk or any of that nonsense. No ...it is just a quiet night at home. The booty call list is here and waiting for my fat thumbs to punch in my birthday requests. Do i ask for the Peppermint Bobsled? Or perhaps the Manitoba Snowcone? I really can't decide. Since I just turned 46 i need to watch my alcohol intake because that could put the damper on all snowcone activity.

So I guess my question is and don't worry it's a fun one.... what is the most exciting birthday present you have ever received? I have to say 1994 was a good year for me. I was working at a bar as DJ -ON MY BIRTHDAY- and the owner decided to really blow the roof off the place by hiring some strippers for a certain clientele (The Cincinnati Cyclones hockey team) sorry Bill.... and of course I was a young lad never been to a strip club .. i was basically a virgin. (Not an actual virgin because I lost that on prom night May 13th 1989) Our prom song was HOLD ONTO THE NIGHTS BY RICHARD MARX. A smokey tender ballad that really hit your romantic bone. I know it's weird i still know the date... little creepy too... I digress....The things I saw and did that night I can only relive in an awesome dream from time to time. That night turned me into a MAN. At least sexually because lets face it... I was DJ in a bar not a college professor so I had much more to learn intellectually.

So I will repeat the question ... I am really curious. Help a bro out with some really good stories mkay? What is the most exciting Birthday Present you have ever received? Let me know in the comments below! If you like this rambling of a MyTake please hit the thumbs up button -Like button--- you know what I mean... THE BUTTON! Much appreciated. You can also reach me at www.onlinedatingsuperpowers.com

[SarahsSummer]

First off, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!🎂🎂🎂. My most memorable birthday was when my boyfriend took me out to dinner at one of our favorite restaurants only it was a surprise party which all my friends were at so when we walked in, SURPRISE!! . He had rented out the whole space, for me!! It was so amazing to have him and all my friends together 💟

[coachTanthony]

@SarahsSummer That' awesome... love it!

[SarahsSummer]

Thanks for the MHO💟

[ASEXY]

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[coachTanthony]

@asexy OMG how cool is that... this is the best birthday ever! Well beside the one in my.. MY TAKE HA

[Darkfairie17]

Happy birthday! The most exciting birthday present I ever received was my pink ipod. I had begged, and begged and begged for that thing! I was so excited when I finally got it! :)

[coachTanthony]

@Darkfairie17 do you still have it?

[Darkfairie17]

I do, and it still works! I got it at 16 and I turned 27 this August.

[coachTanthony]

@Darkfairie17 WOW that is cray cray

[jacquesvol]

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[coachTanthony]

@jacquesvol wow that looks tasty as hell! Thanks man.

[jacquesvol]

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[gigi5678]

a dress form so I could make my own clothes and experiment :)

[coachTanthony]

@gigi5678 sweet

[Anonymous]

Well, I've to say I have also spent some "happy birthday to me" birthdays myself, so I know the feeling.
I've never gotten any exciting presents that I can remember, but maybe I was always kinda serious and boring, even as a kid.

Anyway, wish you a very Happy Birthday and a awesome year ahead!

[coachTanthony]

Hey thanks ! much appreciated and back at you!

[ColinHarvey]

I go out to dinner with my parents every year. I think it's a good present. I'm turning twenty-one this year so now the beer&wine menu is up for pondering.

[SovereignessofVamps]

I've nvr received an exciting one. But Happy belated B Day!!

[coachTanthony]

@sovereignessofVamps Thank You!

[MaciJ]

I got my first gun last year for my birthday. Best present ever, accept everywhere is so damn stingy with there.22 ammo. They only let me buy 2 boxes a day

[coachTanthony]

@maciJ Sweet

[John_Doesnt]

If you had money you could buy friends. At the friend store.

[coachTanthony]

@John_Doesnt that sounds cool whats the address to that store?

[John_Doesnt]

@thewhitehouse they will be your friend for enough money.

[i_am_your_god]

Happy birthday :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

[coachTanthony]

Thanks bro

[i_am_your_god]

you're welcome bro

[Daynada]

Happy Birthday 🎂🎉🎊🎁🎈

[coachTanthony]

@daynada Thank you

[Daynada]

You're very welcome 😊

[JayGarrick]

Happy Birthday

[coachTanthony]

@jaygarrick Barry Allen will find you.. and thanks for the Birthday wish LOL

[Anonymous]

Happy Bday! What kind of whisk (e) y you having?

[coachTanthony]

Woodford Reserve! reserved just for me! LOL

[Opinion Owner]

Yum! Cheers!

[coachTanthony]

Back at ya!

[NeighbouringGoat]

Happy birthday!

[coachTanthony]

Thanks... :+)

[helloitsmethere]

Happy Birthday lol

[coachTanthony]

@helloitsmethere Thank you !

[pavlove]

Cuz we hate you

[coachTanthony]

@pavlove I just noticed this hateful comment.. did you go to church and confess this ghastly deed?

[cupidkisses]

Happy birthday

[coachTanthony]

@cupidkisses Thanks

[soosooboo2]

happy birthday lol

[coachTanthony]

Thank you!

[soosooboo2]

u are welcome my friend best of wishes XD

[soosooboo2]

@coachTanthony wow, u lost your virginity on the prom night that must been awesome lol, I didn't even have date so I just went alone but at least I turned up in Lambo ;)

[coachTanthony]

@soosooboo2 its probably why I can remember the date so easily lol

[soosooboo2]

@coachTanthony lmaooo probably 😂😂

[CT_CD]

Merry Christmas