Well, everyone seems to be giving tips for a successful date, but personally I will do it in a reverse way. Anyway, this MyTake applies for guys, as you’ll realize once you read. But I have a question for the girls too: At which point would you leave, if such a date occurred?
1. When you tell her that you will pick her up, come and pick her up…on foot!
Then take her hand and lead the way. Maybe she might find it more romantic…who knows?
2. Comment that you don’t like the way she’s dressed.
And of course you should point out every single detail that you don’t like on her appearance. Don’t mention about what you like.
3. When you arrive at the restaurant and you are about to order…
Tell the waiter that you will order a salad only. Usually ladies orders just a salad, so I wonder what your date will order now, if you ordered just a salad.
4. And if in case it’s a waitress and not a waiter…
Don’t forget to flirt with her, and in front of your date of course.
5. Use your mobile all the time…
Don’t say a word to her. Unless she is insisting talking to you, then tell her…Can’t you see I’m busy? Please, stop!
6. Once your food arrives, use your own fork/spoon…
Pull out a plastic spoon or fork from your pocket to eat…chances are your date will find it weird, but the waiters will find it even weirder and puzzling, when they notice that their spoons/forks were unused.
7. Toss a fake spider on her food…
You must do it discreetly. Then tell her, Look out! There’s a spider on your plate! In such cases, they’d usually offer you another free meal…but this, if it was an actual spider. So what would you do here? Try to take off the spider out of her plate, then tell her…See? It’s a fake one! Ha!
8. Throw your drink on her clothes…
Then say something like, Don’t worry, no big deal. After all you wear rags.
9. Offer to pay, but…
Pretend that you forgot your money and you don’t have to pay the bill. Chances are she’ll pay herself if she took much money with her. But to spice things up, tell her to not pay because you promised that you’ll pay. Now I wonder how the restaurant’s staff would react in such situation. I bet it would be pretty funny.
10. After the payment thing is solved…
Tell her, you go to the toilet. Then try to leave secretly and leave her there waiting for you. Well if she didn’t leave before herself, of course.
The bottom line is, if your date doesn’t get mad after all you’ve done to her…maybe either it’s your lucky day, or she really finds your sense of humor great and she is the one for you!
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