10 Ways to Successfully Screw Up Your Date!

Well, everyone seems to be giving tips for a successful date, but personally I will do it in a reverse way. Anyway, this MyTake applies for guys, as you’ll realize once you read. But I have a question for the girls too: At which point would you leave, if such a date occurred?

1. When you tell her that you will pick her up, come and pick her up…on foot!

10 Ways to Successfully Screw Up Your Date!

Then take her hand and lead the way. Maybe she might find it more romantic…who knows?

2. Comment that you don’t like the way she’s dressed.

10 Ways to Successfully Screw Up Your Date!

And of course you should point out every single detail that you don’t like on her appearance. Don’t mention about what you like.

3. When you arrive at the restaurant and you are about to order…

10 Ways to Successfully Screw Up Your Date!

Tell the waiter that you will order a salad only. Usually ladies orders just a salad, so I wonder what your date will order now, if you ordered just a salad.

4. And if in case it’s a waitress and not a waiter…

10 Ways to Successfully Screw Up Your Date!

Don’t forget to flirt with her, and in front of your date of course.

5. Use your mobile all the time…

10 Ways to Successfully Screw Up Your Date!

Don’t say a word to her. Unless she is insisting talking to you, then tell her…Can’t you see I’m busy? Please, stop!

6. Once your food arrives, use your own fork/spoon…

10 Ways to Successfully Screw Up Your Date!

Pull out a plastic spoon or fork from your pocket to eat…chances are your date will find it weird, but the waiters will find it even weirder and puzzling, when they notice that their spoons/forks were unused.

7. Toss a fake spider on her food…

10 Ways to Successfully Screw Up Your Date!

You must do it discreetly. Then tell her, Look out! There’s a spider on your plate! In such cases, they’d usually offer you another free meal…but this, if it was an actual spider. So what would you do here? Try to take off the spider out of her plate, then tell her…See? It’s a fake one! Ha!

8. Throw your drink on her clothes…

10 Ways to Successfully Screw Up Your Date!

Then say something like, Don’t worry, no big deal. After all you wear rags.

9. Offer to pay, but…

10 Ways to Successfully Screw Up Your Date!

Pretend that you forgot your money and you don’t have to pay the bill. Chances are she’ll pay herself if she took much money with her. But to spice things up, tell her to not pay because you promised that you’ll pay. Now I wonder how the restaurant’s staff would react in such situation. I bet it would be pretty funny.

10. After the payment thing is solved…

10 Ways to Successfully Screw Up Your Date!

Tell her, you go to the toilet. Then try to leave secretly and leave her there waiting for you. Well if she didn’t leave before herself, of course.

The bottom line is, if your date doesn’t get mad after all you’ve done to her…maybe either it’s your lucky day, or she really finds your sense of humor great and she is the one for you!


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  • Yes :D it certainly will screw it up lol good take.

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Most Helpful Guys

  • I watched a first date once where the guy just showed her his selfies on his phone for at least an hour and a half, with a running commentary on how good he looked in each one.
    That would seem to work too.

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  • Nothing wrong with number one. If it's not a 10 miles walk through the ghetto it's fine I guess but beware it's not through the citycenter otherwise it becomes a shopping trip lol

    11. behave very awkward and ask a lot of random questions to fill up the awkward silences

    12. Find out what she really loves and cares about and make fun or bad comments about it

    13. talk about politics and matters of consequences. If she doesn't agree with u argue like a politician

    14. grab her by the pussy instead of hugging her or shaking hands in the beginning

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    • 13 is simply epic.

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    • ''behave very awkward and ask a lot of random questions to fill up the awkward silences ''
      I was out with a mate and his girlfriend... he went to the toilet. It was awkward because it was the fiorst time i had met her... i know she wasn't the most sociable person.. so i basically just spoke about stuff sort of rambling and asked her questions... not in an awkward way i don't think... but if that is bad what should i have done different? Because i know she wouldn't know what to say.

    • She wasn't even your date so that's different and u don't always have to say something

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What Girls Said 2

  • I personally think it's fine if the guy decides to do a walking date. It's sweet.

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  • nobody told about it before congrats.

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What Guys Said 9

  • The amount of entitlement in this. Women aren't princesses who should have everything paid for nor should men HAVE to pick her up in a car if it isn't that far. If she is your wife fair enough... but on a first date don't put her on a pedestal when she could just be bat shit crazy.

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  • Top notch advice! Re: number 6, bonus points if you whip out a spork!

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  • Walking dates are not unusual in place like New York City. Number 1 might hold in the 'burbs, but not in a lot of urban areas.

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  • I've always got my Sizzler coupon ready for any hot dates.

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  • If this is executed perfectly, it can even screw up your wedding...

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  • I disagree with half of these.

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  • this is stupid how about I just do what I want

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  • 11. Bring up personal details

    12. Complain about exes

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  • great take

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