instant turn off
I heard my girlfriend fart. Im disgusted and want her gone?
instant turn off
Girls fart mate. Honestly you need to get use to it. Girls are human, they have digestive systems and a girls digestive system is going to produce gas to. Your girlfriend is only taking care of her bodily needs by farting when her body has put her gas down to her ass. While girls may wear their tight jeans or tight faux leather pants or whatever to make their ass look good at the end of the day a girls ass is there for the same reason as a man's. It is the exhaust for her body, just like it is for a man. Her ass is there so all her pee, farts and poop, can all come out. This is normal, girls have to let it all out even if it reeks a girl still has to let it out and there is nothing wrong with a girl doing it either.
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Was it during sex?
Yes. She wanted Baja Fresh and extra spicy salsa earlier
What a disgusting hor
Everyone darts it just happens if she dumped you for farting how would you feel? A little hurt I think you taking it too far by dumping her
Just wait till you start smelling her massive shits from the bathroom. :)
Bazooka shits? She's outta here!
*farts* ...*burps*...*queefs*... ahhh I feel better now
you need to go lick some greasy fingers
Lmao :p
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Then buy her some no fart pills for Valentine's if you're that bothered. haha
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Yeah, some women feel offended when guys fart, so why shouldn't guys feel offended when women fart? It seems there's a double standard going on with all these other comments. If you want her gone, then get rid of her, but before you do, tell her that flatulence isn't sexy. If you have an OCD about farts, then you should tell her about that before making any hasty decisions. If she won't stop farting, then that's all on her.
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Maybe she was just blowing you a kiss - from her rear end
Wtf? Are you serious? Grow up man, everyone burps, farts, and shits. It's part of life so build a bridge and get over it.
Of you do not want a woman that darts then you will be alone since it is normal for them to fart
I men if you and farts not darts
Are you kidding me? Some of these questions are seriously too funny. LOL
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You already want her gone, Oh boy.. that escalated quickly
Farting is one of the birth rite!
@ihav2fart am i rite?
LOL
called outtttt
Wooooow, mate, your in for a real surprise when she gets pregnant...
This is obviously a troll... It has to be!
she's a troll for farting. So disgusting
ahahaa xD
I need for you to grow up.
I need for you to be no older than 21.
Oh sorry
Lol I need for you to take your ass back under that bridge where you came from. Troll.
Ha 😂
@GalaxyHotChoc lol like really.
Dude, get over it. Just ask her not to do it again around you.
Good luck living alone the rest of your life.
good luck splattering soft smeary stool
It is natural thing. Buy yourself a robot then.
he should have started saving! @Toad-1
Hahahah. Sorry I couldn't help but laugh lol.
But I feel you.
Nice trolling
It's so bad babe.. This is like the worst trolling yet.. So far
Nice empty toilet paper roll. Gross!
Yeah right, farts are for men only.
Kick that bitch out. Farts are for men.
I kicked her ugg boot. It went far
im not that bored broslice.
I wish I didn't laugh, but HAHA. Nice troll.
Brother it's completely natural...
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