My girl wants to break up with me because I fart too much?

[Anonymous]

Is it really such a big deal? I need to fart a lot and my girl tells me to stop it. How am I supposed to stop farting? She tells me I need to be more respectful (wants to turn me into a gentleman) otherwise she'll leave me. I once farted in her cute face but she didn't find it funny. Ever since that day I'm not allowed to fart when she's around. Well, I do it anyways. The other day she told me she's had enough. If I don't stop farting (when she's nearby), she will leave me. What the fukk? Isn't she shallow?

[emmabee11]

Maybe that's just her excuse to get out of the relationship, if she judges people on the smallest things though (which i'm not suprised about these days as girls are the worst at doing it), then she obviously doesn't love you, how can any friendship or relationship exist if they make you feel shame for bodily functions you can't help? :\ it always baffles me how people can do this saying it's not "lady like" or "gentleman like" it's human like though... i think people spend their lives acting like anything but an actual human being. For a start it's terrible that she would try to change you into who she wants you to be instead of accepting you for who you are, so you need to tell her ether accept her quirks and all or she gets lost, "i'm trying to make you into a gentleman" who does she think she is? lol, if i were you soon as she said that id of been put off... nvm her put off my farts lol.

[Anonymous]

I am wanting to break up with mine for this same reason. If it was an accident it would be one thing but he literally just farted 3 times in the span of 15 min after he knows it grosses me out. It turns me off & don't even want to have sex with him. I have lived with & dated many men & he is really the first one I have had to get mad at. I feel like he does it to annoy me. Actually I know he does. Once maybe but two more times after that is on purpose. He is killing any sort of romance left.

[Socal99]

Is either lactaid intolerant or he's eating the wrong foods all together. I used to have a lot of problems with gas I found out that I can't eat dairy because it instantly gives me gas and I used to eat a lot of eggs and bacon and I found out that eating organic pasteurized eggs that are good for you instead of standard eggs will not give you gas regular eggs will give you a lot of gas because they're junk but pasteurized organic eggs will not you can eat as many as you want and nothing will happen I know first hand experience and now I don't fart anymore which is fucking awesome

[Kooky1]

I dont mind my boyfriend farting, i do it around him and we usually laugh about it but if he actually purposely did it in my FACE i would be pissed and grossed out, but thats just me.

I would try and be more respectful and discreet about it but at the end of the day its a natural thing, you can't just hold it in and if she's willing to dump you because of that then she's not as into you as she says.

[ketfoen]

Dumb of her, it has been shown that men fart just as much as women do, only some women hold it in which is very bad for your intestines. I think they never really farted at her house growing up, at my house it was a contest for who could do it loudest or longest, my mom won every time, that woman could annihilate an A bomb with her F bomb.

What I do every time I let one go I say to my wife "I love you" it has become a special thing between us and she does it too. =D

[ketfoen]

cool thank you, from now on I'm answering more fart questions :)

[Anonymous]

she doesn't let you fart with her but she is letting other guys fart in her face. She's a cheater farter. Fart a big one in her face and dump her once she regains consciousness.

[Anonymous]

Just explain to her that you are a very gassy person and that you cannot help it. Do you say excuse me afterwards? That may help if you do. I think that's a very strange reason to break up with someone. You can't help it. It's not like she doesn't fart.

[toulouse]

why would you fart in her face? thays nasty.

cant you go to a bathroom or somewhere private to fart. do you notice no one farts at work or in class. people control themselves.

[tyt_2012]

No,not shallow at all. That's a perfectly reasonable thing for her to say. I know most men fart a lot but you can help yourself contain it if you wanted to. Don't be disgusting deliberately. You also sound like a troll.

[The_Supid_Genius]

AWESOME FUNNY QUESTION! I'm with Belt-fed Animal... give her the Dutch Oven, then kick her out of bed and tell her it's over! lol

[ketfoen]

haha, it's been years since I heard the phrase "give her the dutch oven" hahahaha

[Belt-fedAnimal]

All you have to do to fix this is when you're both sleeping in the same bed, bust ass and trap her under the blankets with your ass mist.

[naturaldisaster]

lollllllll

[The_Supid_Genius]

The ole Dutch Oven :)

[Lærke_k]

Sounds weird. But its actually gross Yo fart in someones face tho

[Lovinme]

That's nasty! Be respectful have some manners.

[naturaldisaster]

this is just too funny

[jimmy217]

f*** that bitch. Fart on my brotha

[Anonymous]

They see me trollin'...

[Ezmotts]

What a weird reason to break up.

[Anonymous]

Plug your ring you animal!

[NonchalantBro]

rofl trolololol

[Dom163]

Lol...