Guys, how to avoid farts after moving in together as a couple? 😂?

[Anonymous]

So we both work very long hours at our jobs and our schedules are very demanding. As you can imagine, I'm holding in my toots all day with coworkers and customers because I would never be able to handle public humiliation 😂 So usually whenever I went home to my own apartment when I lived alone, I would be able to fart freely by myself.

But now when I come home to my boyfriend, I'm holding it in too 😂 There is no place to relieve myself and last night I literally went to my car because I didn't want him hearing my toots lol! Or I make excuses like I need to run to the store, take a shower, ask him to grab me a water from the fridge just so he leaves the room and I can do it discreetly in peace lol 😂🤣 Any advice on how to avoid it would be appreciated because neither one of us has broken that barrier and I don't wanna be the one to ruin his perfect image of his girlfriend 😛 we have a very playful and flirty relationship so I know for a fact he'd keep rubbing it in my face if I slipped up and tooted around him and for sure would remember it for the rest of our lives 😂Literally just the other day he joked about who would be the first to break the fart barrier and I basically told him that girls don't fart lol 😂 He was all, Time will tell and we had a good laugh and we are so immature and almost peed ourselves laughing just at the mention of farts! I joke around a lot about it but for real I'd DIE of embarrassment with him because we have a highly sexualized relationship and I don't wanna ruin the sexual aspect by being gross around him 😂

[diego_md]

that's look so stressful for you, anyway this should not be a problem for you as well, for my own perspective i will be happy if you just told me this and then (problem solved) you can fart as much as you like in our house, but in your situation I'll suggest to try talk about this problem it can be embarrassing but this is a serious problem although it looks funny and silly, as long as you won't do that close to him you just can do that away from him so where the problem, you're human and he's a human as well, why you must hurt yourself to appear sexy.

[Asker]

It is stressful lol 😂😂 I literally time it when he's not around so I can get away with it lol 😂

[diego_md]

yeah, the problem will get worse with the smell if you already ate something cause bad flatulence 😄

[Asker]

No luckily it's just sound and not smell for me lol 😂😂

[diego_md]

but if you asked him to go grab a bottle of water and you farted, he can come quickly and smell it, isn't it?

[Asker]

No if my farts were silent, he would never have a clue lol :D Because there is smell attached but he would hear if it he was in the room :P

[diego_md]

😄silent fart is worse than the loud one it has strong odor, he might come suddenly and smell that 😁😁

[Asker]

No there is no odor except maybe the rare 5% and I know that for a fact 😂😂

[diego_md]

now are you telling me that girls fart aren't stinky? 🤔🤣

[diego_md]

🤨🤨

[Asker]

I can't speak for other girls but mine are not lol 😂😂

[diego_md]

uh come ooon , how on earth your fart isn't stinky, if it's really not stinky why don't you just fart front of him without even worrying?

[Asker]

It's the sound that makes it disruptive & comical :D The day it happens on accident though, we will laugh our butts off :D :P None of my boyfriends ever heard me fart but this is the first boyfriend I'm living with so that makes it harder :P

[diego_md]

so that mean your farts have lot of wind but less stinky?

[Asker]

😂😂 okay I've told on myself too much lol. Do you fart in relationships or not? Lol 😂

[diego_md]

well that's a long story, if I'm in a relationship i will simply fart and when my girlfriend see me fart then it will be easier for her to fart comfortably, but if i did never do that then she will be too shy to do it as well, so it will be me who will initiate and break this barrier simply

[Asker]

Exactly lol :D So I'm waiting for my boyfriend to slip up lol :P But seriously this is hilarious but I think every couple goes through this awkward stage lol

[diego_md]

some couples find it disrespectful, so just be careful your boyfriend might never do that front of you maybe he find it embarrassing the same way you find that

[diego_md]

sorry i think i disappointed you

[strateguy632]

1 remember healthy digestion produces some gas, everyone farts , silent or loud around 15 times per day.

2, if you fart say excuse me but not like it will never happen again.

3 no goal avoid but can lessen: chew and swallow slowly. drink sip not gulp.

avoid broccoli and cabbage unless cooked cabbage.

if he farts you join in.

[Anonymous]

Okay so start a fight, kick him out, then fart lol (ew gross how could you 😂), then call him and be like, “I’m sorry about that fight, please come back.” Taaadddaaa! Like it never even happened! He’ll have no idea idea about the fart and still think you’re a fartless angel who’s a bit feisty from time to time 😎👌

[Asker]

Lol that's a good strategy 😂😂 Thanks for the idea and I'll be using that 😉

[Booklover_90]

Let’s normalize things that are normal. That’s not healthy. If you have to pass gas, just do it and excuse yourself. It won’t be the end of the world.

[Asker]

I find it funny but I don't want the sex appeal to go out the window lol 😂😂 Guess we haven't reached that comfort level yet lol

[Booklover_90]

If you end up losing him over something so human as passing gas, he wasn’t worth it to begin with.

[Asker]

I wouldn't lose him but I'd lose my dignity and he'd laugh his butt off lol 😂

[AI Opinion]

Ah, the old fart barrier in relationships, a true test of intimacy and comfort! 😆 Here's a fun take from the world of relationship advice: You're both humans, and spoiler alert, humans fart. It’s honestly adorable that you're trying so hard to maintain this facade of perfection, but let me tell you, breaking this barrier could actually be a great step in your relationship. Since you guys already have a playful and flirty vibe, why not turn it into a game? Whoever breaks the fart barrier first has to cook dinner or plan a fun date. It'll ease the tension and make it less of a big deal when it inevitably happens. And remember, if your relationship can survive the first fart, it can survive anything. Love is not just about the butterflies; sometimes it’s about embracing the less glamorous sides of each other, too. So, next time you feel that pressure building up, maybe just let it out and laugh it off together. Who knows, it might just be a hilariously bonding experience! 😉 Anyone else have funny stories about the fart barrier in their relationships? Do share!

[Asker]

Your answer made me laugh lol 😂 okay so you're right that turning it into a game would make it less tense because so far we've been living together for a couple of weeks and it's a struggle 😂 But I still remember how it happened in my last relationships but he's my first partner I'm moved in with 🤣 So my last ex and I got totally wasted and drunk one night and we were play fighting and I couldn't help it 😂 it became like an ongoing joke and he would bring it up periodically just to get a rise out of me & embarrass me lol 😂 In my other relationship, he was tickling me to no end & it slipped out and we died laughing 😂 Other than those two incidents, I never had a boyfriend hear me toot so he better break the barrier soon so I don't have to lol 😂 Yeah it's unevitable but I'm avoiding it as much as humanly possible lol 😉 Also wanna hear your story if you have one lol 😂 I just aired my dirty laundry lol

[SolivagantRises]

You know it's an AI right? Lol.

[Asker]

@SolivagantRises I thought it was a person LOL :D Too bad AI doesn't fart to share a funny story lol

[SolivagantRises]

😂😂😂 Do let us know who broke the barrier first. Lol.

[Asker]

@SolivagantRises it's gonna be him 😂😂 None of my previous boyfriends ever caught me in the act 😂 This is no exception 😛

[SolivagantRises]

Well then I hope it's you this time so we can all have en exceptionally good laugh. Lol.

[JacobJordan]

You gotta let those stage 4 biohazards out keeping them in isn't doing you any favors. Haven't you heard "don't hold in your farts they travel up your spine into your brain and that is where shitty ideas come from" let em out.

[Asker]

Oh my God never heard that lol 😂😂 No wonder we both have such shitty ideas lol 😛

[JacobJordan]

🤣🤣🤣 glad you liked it.

[SolivagantRises]

Just let it go and blame it on him. Lol It would be another funny thing to do. Don't think so much about it. Just laugh it off.

[Asker]

We do laugh it off but it just hasn't happened to either one of us yet 😂

[exitseven]

Everybody farts. I used to drink a lot of beer. It made me fart a lot. I used to tell girls, 'Love me, love my farts. "

[Asker]

Lol that's so funny but girls are more understanding lol 😂 Guys think girls don't fart lol 😆

[exitseven]

I happen tp know that girls do indeed fart.

[Asker]

Yeah but my boyfriend doesn't need to know that LOL :D

[bowenw]

You can't avoid it as it's a normal bodily function, but try to be as discreet wherever possible.

[Asker]

I'm being very discreet but eventually our bodies betray us all lol 😂

[bowenw]

They do. Just apologize or make a joke about it and move on.

[Wiredone]

Letter rip taterchip. It's a normal bodily function. Men and women both do it. It's nothing to be embarrassed or ashamed of.

[dolemite58]

Why can’t u just openly fart around each other? I don’t want to be with a girl where we can’t fart around each other.

[Asker]

I just think the guy should take the lead on this one lol 😂 I would be embarrassed to be the first one to do it lol 😂

[Bobby88t]

Well i dont bother if a girl fart i like it:D

[OddBeMe]

Sounds like an intestinal issue. There are meds or even over the counter shit. (Pun)

[slatyb]

Everybody farts. Forget about it.

[Asker]

True and he doesn't care either way but will tease me about it for sure lol 😂

[ChicoFromThe305]

Double farts lol

[jahaims]

You don't. Just fart

[Asker]

Lol 😂😂 That's what he says too but girls don't really have a reputation for doing that lol