So we both work very long hours at our jobs and our schedules are very demanding. As you can imagine, I'm holding in my toots all day with coworkers and customers because I would never be able to handle public humiliation 😂 So usually whenever I went home to my own apartment when I lived alone, I would be able to fart freely by myself.
But now when I come home to my boyfriend, I'm holding it in too 😂 There is no place to relieve myself and last night I literally went to my car because I didn't want him hearing my toots lol! Or I make excuses like I need to run to the store, take a shower, ask him to grab me a water from the fridge just so he leaves the room and I can do it discreetly in peace lol 😂🤣 Any advice on how to avoid it would be appreciated because neither one of us has broken that barrier and I don't wanna be the one to ruin his perfect image of his girlfriend 😛 we have a very playful and flirty relationship so I know for a fact he'd keep rubbing it in my face if I slipped up and tooted around him and for sure would remember it for the rest of our lives 😂Literally just the other day he joked about who would be the first to break the fart barrier and I basically told him that girls don't fart lol 😂 He was all, Time will tell and we had a good laugh and we are so immature and almost peed ourselves laughing just at the mention of farts! I joke around a lot about it but for real I'd DIE of embarrassment with him because we have a highly sexualized relationship and I don't wanna ruin the sexual aspect by being gross around him 😂
