Have you heard your girlfriend fart?

[Anonymous]

Yea

No

Never had one

[Prettygurl12]

Oh he's heard it.

We were laying on the couch and I really had to fart and was trying to hold it in. And he went and touched me and it happened. A full 5 minutes of gas noises. And not cute noises, either.

His face? O. o

Lol SO EMBARRASSING

He just stared at me afterwards with this face that was a mix between wonderment, confusion, amusement, and awkwardness lol and he goes, "Well I guess we're farting in front of each other now..." lol

He's also heard me belch. It was such an impressive belch that I scared myself and he had to pull off the road and put the car in park so he could laugh. To this day he'll tell you that it was the manliest belch he's heard from anyone ever.

Yup... I'm a lady. :p

[Gooseman]

He probably thought it was cute. Never hold your farts!

[Prettygurl12]

@Gooseman - there was nothing cute about that.

[Anonymous]

I don't THINK my boyfriend has

[Asker]

It happens when you sleep.

[Opinion Owner]

Well we haven't slept together so lol

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

girls don't fart.

[Hello702]

Ya never had one