Have you EVER heard a girl fart?

[Anonymous]

Seriously haha i have a best friend that is a girl and i've known her for about 3 years and i have NEVER heard her fart... Like is she a magician?

[Anonymous]

I’m a girl, and I just farted like ten seconds ago, so… also, I played high school softball and in the locker room before games all of the girls would get into wind relieving pose and burp and fart as much as possible to get all the gas out. My experience living in a sorority has been largely the same, it’s extremely common for a stray belch or a loud fart to come out of one of the girls and it’s met with either mild chuckling, no reaction whatsoever, or the girl who farted or burped saying “safety.”

[MCheetah]

Only the fat ugly ones. ... As in, only the fat ugly females fart. Attractive women absorb 100% of their food as energy. Pretty women DON'T fart or poop!

https://www.youtube.com/embed/GxxsP7VWVN8

[FunkyMonkee]

Yes, my ex-sister floated a rather loud air biscuit about a decade ago.

There are ways to fart without it being heard.

I've also heard my ex-fiance blow numerous pussy farts! Usually, on demand!

[Gent207-2]

Through the front door or the back because I've seen and smelled both lol

Though a queef doesn't have much of a smell tbh

[spartan55]

I bet her stomach hurts frequently from holding it in... tragic.

[exitseven]

I have heard a few girls fart. My wife has been known to make some noise on occasion. I always applaud.

[Barry88]

I've heard both my ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend farting.

[seestar]

i'm also curious as to how she has never farted near you. Maybe she excuses herself when she wants to because I have never met a girl who doesn't fart

[FilmGuy93]

Yup. Many times.

[BarryLiverstone]

Sure I’ve heard it. I’ve heard guys fart as well.

[Th3ft]

Creeper!!!