Have you ever heard women fart?

[Anonymous]

Seriously haha i have a female friend and i've known her for about 3 years and i have NEVER heard her fart... Like is she a magician? How the hell does she hold them in all the time or are most girls good at silent farts or what?

[_Maya_]

She just doesn't do it around people. I'm the same way (for the most part). Around my partner I don't really care. Around anyone else I either hold it and wait to go to the bathroom or go somewhere where people are not out respect. Your friend is doing the same. She doesn't want to be gross and "unlady" like around other people. Rest assured that she is the same as the rest of us and does fart. She is just more discreet about it than others. Not a bad way to be in my opinion.

[Finchie40]

Yes, everyone farts , some people are just embarrassed by it and hold it in until they find a place to release it. Most girls’ I have dated were nervous to fart around me , assuming I wouldn’t like her anymore if she farted in front of me , I will tell her she doesn’t have to hold it in , if you have to fart Fart just don’t fart in my face , but you can fart anywhere else lol Some of the girls’ told me they dated guys’ that didn’t allow her to fart in front of him , I would just say why did you even date him then? That would have been my answer to move on if a girl told me I couldn’t fart in front of her. Why people tolerate the shit is beyond me.

[Anonymous]

We've been together for almost five years so she's comfortable farting around me. She does all the time.

Did you know women's farts smell worse than men's?

https://www.realclearscience.com/blog/2014/10/6_facts_you_need_to_know_about_farts.html

[Nikki1989]

I can honestly say I have NEVER farted with anyone else around or in a public place.

[Mr_twoface]

Yes, several times and my wife farts too. Not as loud as mine but it's their ;)

[strateguy632]

they go to another room. everyone farts it is natural.

[itsclearlynicholas]

Yes many times in my life. It's the same sound as a man, smell however 🤢🤮

[Drumlin2001]

Every day. Long, loud, strip the paint off the wall type facts.

[exitseven]

yes, my old girlfriend could fart really loud.

[Anonymous]

Yeah. I used to work with this woman that wouldn't even make an effort to hide it. And she would rip some pretty loud ones.

[Anonymous]

I just wish women were created so that somehow, they did not fart or burp.

[Sebers12]

I course you don't incude yourself and other men. No, body functions make women humans and that is sexy. Don't be idiot! Women would be so boring then.

[AviatorTom]

Sure... we all do it... male and female.

[Fireguy17]

yeppers, my wife can rip them off pretty well.

[bananathunder]

yes... girls do fart lol

[driven159]

everyone one farts you just didn't hear her

[RedInnocent69]

Yes. Occasionally when she’s been asleep.

[patois]

Yep.

[DishLady]

I suppose I have.

[DrPepper12]

Yes. Dumb question

[jahaims]

Duh.

[Luckycharms12]

Loads

[Anonymous]

Yes I have, lmao.