Girls: Have you ever ripped a really loud fart in public?

[nuzbi4848]

I am hoping for some incredible embarrassing stories!

[Maggalicious]

no! ha ha but let me tell you a story about my brother...

My brother was a sophomore in high school and he really needed to go to the brother...but the teacher was an ass and said no. he keep begging and begging the teacher until finally she let him go. he was on his way in the halls...he said he trying so hard to keep it in by holding his legs together, sucking it in..but the it was agony..he needed to go so bad...the only thing he was concentrating on was "where is the bathroom?!" lol he finally made it but as he was opening the door...his bowel movements could not take it anymore...and he went number right by the door and everything was coming out and soaked his pants and legs, soaks, shoes...luckily there was no one in the bathroom. he tried cleaning up as much as possible. When he went to the office...he didn't have to say anything..the attendence lady only had to take one look to realize..this students to make a phone call home! ha ha not sure if that was funny but when my brother tells me it..its hilarious...number 2 accident in highschool...woow! hahahaha

[YobootyStank]

no, but when I went to the bathroom I heard some women farted so loud it was DISGUSTING! lmaoooo XP

[Anonymous]

I went to the store with my mum one Saturday and as we came through the doors my mum ripped this loud ass fart and then started to walk away...and I'm standing there with the OMG! look on my face and go "MOM!"...I follow her and she cuts me this dirty look and says "No one would have paid much attention if you hadn't said anything"...I'm laughing so hard at this point "Are you kidding...people on the other side of the mall are wondering how many points on the rictor scale that was"...

[Applefan1]

Hahaha that is so funny. :)

[ihatework]

LMFAO, can't wait to read these answers.

[Anonymous]

Gross. Why do I feel a fart/scat fetish being exposed in this post?

[nuzbi4848]

I don't know anyone who gets off on farts... maybe you do, though.