Have you ever accidentally farted loud in public?

[Anonymous]

What did you do afterwards? did you try to play it off like it was someone else?

[Applefan1]

Accidentally? I have done it on purpose and I take claim of my owns farts.Yes I have done it on purpose in public, usually around attractive girls. I let the girl get close up behind me and then I fart and let every thing come out my ass. It feels like she is being covered in my gas, like she is being farted on. Yesterday right when a girl was walking past me I lifted a butt check (I was siting) and did quite a loud and reasonable sized fart. The girl looked like she had a smile on her face and want to have a laugh. Yes I have farted in public, This attractive girl was walking close behind me once and I did three loud and big farts in front of her. She pretty much got all covered in what came out my ass. It was pretty much like I was farting on her. She was not happy. I also said to three girls walking together that were behind me "sorry I just farted on you or in front of you can't remember which and said I hope it does not smell back there, I told them even it was huge one to (even tho that time I only farted a tiny one I told them that because I wanted to see their reaction). The girls laughed and where easy going about it, I heard them having a laugh as we walked off in our serrate directions to. The other day I was waking in front of this girl that was coming back from Subway with her lunch in her hand and she was close up behind me and I farted a medium sized fart, She pretty much got all covered in what came out my ass, again it was pretty much like I was farting on her. She had a shocked look on her face and ran away LOL. Some girls seem to actually find farting just as funny, in fact I think even more funny than us guys do and that is awesome.

[ketfoen]

Sure, I just excuse myself and pray it doesn't stink.

First comes the feeling then comes the thunder which hopefully doesn't end up as chemical warfare mustard gas.

[Cottoncandydreams]

OMG YES, >.< I tried pu.lling a peter griffin.

https://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=xRyRYIKRm4U

[THE_Godfather]

Yes I turned to my buddy & said "you pig" & walked away.

I did it alone in an elevator. It stopped & people got in, so at the next stop I got out & as the doors were closing I said "one of you stinks, shame on you"

[Anonymous]

Not that I can recall, but I've verbally taken responsibility for ones that my girlfriend has accidentally fired off.

"Oh, wow. Excuse me".

Guess that's sort of the opposite of what you're talking about.

[Anonymous]

I know in 7th grade my lunch did not agree with my stomach and I had three come out right after each other in class.

[Anonymous]

Yea and I crowned myself king of all farters afterward. I'm proud of my flatulence.

[KingsOfleon88]

yes..pretty damn embarassing. lol.

[KingsOfleon88]

it was completely unexpected...It just released out of no where...but I ate garbage food...I should have expected it.

[Anonymous]

Omg yes. I want to die when that happens

[Anonymous]

Yes while squatting in gym