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Yeah cause I'm sure women just wet their panties when we fart and burp.
Unless you never fart or burp in front of her you can't really expect her not to do it. Being gassy isn't a male trait, hell it's not even a human trait, literally every living thing farts.
If she does it accidentally and feels at least a little bit embarrassed about it, I don't care. If she wants to have farting contests and burping competitions, no thanks; that's what guys do!
When I was married she would burp or fart around me and immediately look at me. She knew she screwed up, oh not because I didn't like it, because she knew I saw it as a challenge. 🤣
Context. For example, farting is a turn off if we are at dinner with her family but it is a turn on during rapid anal sex.
Jesus Christ. Jesus H Christ on a stick. With that mindset poop on your dick is a turn on? At dinner shit on a plate is a turn off, but lucky me? It's on my dick. Is that where the term spotted dick came from? Probably not. Anywhoodles. I'd be lying if I said I never put it up a Woman's backdoor. But you are so gross. Can you have some decorum? We all aim to not have shit on our dick. We aim not like hearing farts during sex? C'mon man!
@normalice Can you do something for me? You claim no one votes Republican without merit. You say it on every platform. All we want is freedom. We want to be law abiding citizens. We don't want to be Canada, or the UK, Germany, Australia, or New Zealand, etc. We have two of the greatest Amendments that no one else has. Freedom of Speech and The Right to Bear Arms. Conservatives do not want these rights infringed upon. We will and do fight like hell to keep it that way. We don't want to be Commie. Please tell me, that is not without merit.
Please tell me why we are the only Super Power. There isn't any other Super Power in the World except us, the US of A. To be a Super Power you need to have the ability to take on the World in at least two theaters of War simultaneously. And do it thusly, just like two World Wars. Which, if I'm not mistaken, we did it, and were 2-0. If a 3rd World War happens? We will trounce everybody. You can choose to not include nuclear war in this premise. Yet, we have stations and brave men and women everywhere in the World. We will fuck over everybody, we have nuclear arms basically everywhere. We do not want A One World Government. We want to take care of number 1. Number 1 is us, the US of A.
@normalice What do you propose? To be Commie? If you want to tell me I have no merit, that is to shit on our Country and all War dead. It's sickening.
@normalice I don't get it. You started it. No, you may have not chosen me to discuss anal sex. Where do your likes stop? I mean, we can start with Trannies in College Sports, we can off shoot where straight or non straight HS Volleyball players in Vermont do not want Trannies looking at them like they are a piece of meat in a locker room. The school board rules and says, the Tranny gets the locker room, all to his self. So, then the Women aka Girls, must change in a hallway?
@normalice Where do Lefties stop? Give them an inch, they get a mile. And we are seeing it everywhere. Just when you think it can't show up in a rural Red area. It goes too far. Why is it that Tranny conventions are showing up everywhere? They promise to be PG, but they aren't. They are having little girls massaging Trannies crotches? It's on VIDEO. Liberals say that isn't a thing. IT'S ON VIDEO.
@normalice Okay. So, let's do a thing. You decided to do a woman in the front door. You created life. Are you going to take your daughter/son to a Drag Fest? Where they can fondle a Tranny? I should hope not. Or did you decide that life isn't a thing and abort it?
The key word being "few." Few in my definition is like 3 at the most. Biden does a "few" every time he speaks. After he does his 81 quadrillionth gaffe, he simply darts left, then right, does three circles, doesn't know where he is, then some how by the Grace of God, he eventually gets off the stage.
Really? Biden just sniffed some more hair recently of a pre pubescent child, just when you think he couldn't possibly ever do it again. He did it. But that's just Uncle Pervy Sloppy Joe. It's okay. It's also okay Ashley Biden had a diary, talking of inappropriate showers by Uncle Pervy Sloppy Joe. It's okay, because she was blitzed out of her mind on drugs. It's also okay for Hunter, who has dentures now due to his proclivity for Meth, to have Child Pornography on his laptop. Why are they on drugs? It's not because Biden is the most fantastic popular Uncle who doesn't diddle his daughter or son.
Not in real life? There is only one redeeming quality you have. You don't block me. So, you don't disagree that Uncle Pervy Joe, Mr. Sloppy Joe does all these things and is the most racist man in Washington. So, tell me this. How is it not real life? Uncle Joey just does these things for fun? And who cares about the topic? I know you are left bent, and you know I'm right bent. I'm as right bent as Steven Crowder without my self being a Christian. Who is your ideologue? Someone who you know can remotely try to change my mind?
It's not fake news when it's on VIDEO, LAPTOPS, and DIARIES. That is the quintessential definition of EVIDENCE. It is available to anyone who wants to enjoy big tech YouTube. Big tech doesn't ban it. It's just there for everyone and their brothers and mothers and GOD to see. So, one of the most Left bent sources, the New York Times, says Ashley's diary is indeed a thing, why don't you believe that? Everyone knows Hunter snorted coke off a hookers ass crack? In your mind, that's totally fantastic. Why is that?
Yet, Orangeman Bad. Worldly. Great children. Even, where in a debate vs Hillary. Hillary gloats on the Donald's children. The Donald gives Hillary praise too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJlnxbO5N2g
Even in your diluted mind, you scream FOX news. Which is not entirely right bent. It isn't. 99.9 percent of the media, Big Tech, late night Cucks like Steph Colbert, and Jimmy Kimmel, SNL, Seth Myers is left bent. No one cares about FOX news. Even the almighty Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien are left bent. Why is the Biden, Heels Up Harris apocalypse Biden 2.0, cabinet to never repeat? Because he's totally doing such a fantastic job. Why is Trump ramping up for 2024? Sold out seats everywhere?
All you assholes want to do is make California and New York City, the people who can decide what everyone does not want. You bitch about how Wyoming has a say. You bitch about about how popular vote would not make us Commie. Our Forefathers, made it so Dem Ran Shit Holes cannot rule the roost period. But you want that. You say Most Counties ever for Trump does not matter. You simply say, Biden got 81 quadrillion votes. It does not matter that Most Counties ever want Trump. You bitch about voter suppression. You skated, and you skated via no VOTER ID. That is it.
You keep on talking about reality. We must always plant ourselves there. Reality is not reality. Yet it is? We already discussed that. You want rapid anal with a "woman." What the fuck is rapid anal? Porn star style anal? Where the woman's anal sphincter muscle is destroyed and laying on the carpet or bed in front of you? Oh, but your cock isn't big enough to do that. But, you still want it so you have farts on your cock. I mean, if you were to say queefs turned you on? I would say that is still gross. Queefs are one of the grossest things ever. Totally normal.
Reality is you say no one votes Republican on Merit. You can't escape it because you repeat it ad nauseam. You do it on multiple big tech accounts. You don't support anything in which makes our Country anything resulting Great. Then you bitch about how our Country isn't the Greatest since time immemorial. You can't sit there with a straight face, telling us that California and New York along with every other Dem Ran Shit Hole, is how we must model ourselves after. There is a reason why we are also the Greatest Experiment. We learn from our mistakes. We also learn from the rest of the World. You weirdos don't even entertain that thought. You weirdos say One World Government is just a Conspiracy Theory. So, why do, We The People have to fight like hell to keep that from happening? Why does Biden say it in his quotes. In your mind, it ain't reality, it is. All you try to do is say Uncle Joe is just being Uncle Joe, and he never means what he says. He always means what he says!!!
Okay. So, we get back to the topic. Of which you aren't asking me about. Spotted Dick. I don't know what it is truly? The most fun thing is that we can do, is simply to have Spotted Dick for a delicacy, or not. A quintessential British dessert, Spotted Dick represents everything that is delicious about traditional English cooking. Tender steamed pudding dotted with succulent currants is drizzled with a luxuriously rich and creamy vanilla custard. It’s heaven!
Both are gastrointestinal phenomena, I know they don't fit the Barbie image but we aren't plastic dolls.
I don't have one, but yeah, I think it'd be a turn off, just like with anyone else doing it.
Not at all especially when she farts since I love how her farts smell. Sometimes she qill let me know qhen ahe qill fart so I can go down and have her fart on my face.
It's not a turn-on, just something you learn to put up with.
I don’t care about burping but ngl a fart is where I draw the line
It's part of being a human. Now if she belches out the National Anthem or lifts her cheek and let's it rip in public I'm out.
There aren't any humans who don't fart or burp.
Instant breakup... It's already bad enough that she still poops sometimes
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