Haha smart cookie
LMFAFAFAAFQOOAOOO!!! I can't breathe!!!
LMAO I can't stop laughing either and its my own fucking joke pffffftttt
ty for MHO <3
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Planning ahead that's sweet
Actually, swap smart for no kids.
@JiminsHoe Hahaha I tried to find a pic with a smiley face or something funnier but, no dice.
LMAO NO ITS JUST THAT THE HOLE IS SO SUSPICIOUSIM LIKE 90% SURE THAT HOLE HAS A PURPOSEemphasis on purpose
Lmao you're watermelonsexual
@BeautifulPromisesxI'M CRYING LMAO
@JiminsHoe at least he won't have to worry about the watermelon not doing her kegels? it'll always be juicy
lmaooo stop puns get mea carbonated drink + a crazy person giggling isn't a good combo anyways 😂
On the bright side there's no need for foreplay to get her wet #punintended
@That1tallguy bruh lmfao
How da hell does a person... do... such a perfect hole on a water melon? xD
@OrangeBoy Ahaha I don't wanna know
baha you can take em brah. You are a chad now.
You say this on every opinion lmao
@Puppylove94 4real it's a little annoying no one cares dude
@Puppylove94 He's trying to prove a point. He's probably some MGTOW virgin basement dweller
Lol you can only pick one combo 😛
2. 4. 9.Then lol that would be awesomeGreat laughsGreat sexGreat body 😍
Nooo lol you can be like beautiful or good looking but not necessarily be sexy body wise. Duh silly. :P
https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-26-2015/g1fHVp.gifHow? That's not possible... at least in my book
LOL are you confused yet
Always am 😛
Damn this budget tight see I ain't a gold digger, but I still want 5 and 6 and 9 and 10 but I like being the smart one and kids are the best and I'm not sleeping with anyone anytime soon @SuperNovaRoyalty
2 9 4... dont hate me?
LOL why would I hate you haha that's interesting. I don't blame you one bit.
Whore and a charlatan this one...
Lmao personally I'd pick romantic and faithful. I know I'm soo basic. 😂