You have $5 to build your ideal partner?

[BeautifulPromisesx]

So you have $5 to pick what you'd want in your dream man or woman?

[Kapakani]

Oooohhhh I like this, I like this!!!

This took a while to do.
Because I was gonna go for...
Good looking $3
Great body$2
But I don't want a serious dummy. Which is possible with just those qualities.

So
Good looking$3
Smart$1
Funny$1
This is still risky because without the great body what if her body is obese 😔.

In a hidden way, this is evil haha. Great question though. Finally something broke the crappy norm questions😎👍.

[Notorisch_Arschloch]

6 (wealthy), 7 (no kids), and... I guess a coke? I have a dollar left...

No man wants another mans 7 (no kids), 1 (good looking) and 9 (great body) can be bought by 6 (wealthy), no woman is 2 (funny), 3 (smart), or 5 (faithful), don't give a fuck about 8 (tall) or 10 (romantic), and even though she lacks 3 (smart), well, they can teach monkeys sign language, so I'll give it the old college try to teach her 4 (great in bed).

[Derpyy]

$1 Smart
$1 Funny
$1 Tall
$2 Romantic
$2 Good in bed

Note: I managed to save up another 2 dollars... >_>

HOWEVER if you FORCED me to save my 2 dollars for another day, I just drop off "good in bed". Why? We could do stuff on the floor, on the couch, on the counters, on the table...

[BeautifulPromisesx]

Haha smart cookie

[Sampo]

I will pick faithful and romantic 5 and 10.

Been cheated on too much, and even if they aren't great looking, being romantic can really get you places

[JiminsHoe]

cheapfeeds.com/.../Pizza-Hut-5-Flavor-Menu.jpg

[SmokemJay]

LMFAFAFAAFQOOAOOO!!! I can't breathe!!!

[j8k322597]

Im dead!!!

[JiminsHoe]

LMAO I can't stop laughing either and its my own fucking joke pffffftttt

[BeautifulPromisesx]

@SmokemJay LOL

[JiminsHoe]

ty for MHO <3

[Pac-Man]

I'll take funny and smart and with the remaining 3 dollars we can buy and share a hotdog.

[Puppylove94]

Lmfao

[BeautifulPromisesx]

Planning ahead that's sweet

[Anonymous]

Apparently I'm too picky, so maybe I'll buy a watermelon XD
https://i16.tinypic.com/4qozc52.jpg

[JiminsHoe]

The hole...

[Opinion Owner]

@JiminsHoe Hahaha I tried to find a pic with a smiley face or something funnier but, no dice.

[Shawn58]

Lmfao

[JiminsHoe]

LMAO NO ITS JUST THAT THE HOLE IS SO SUSPICIOUS
IM LIKE 90% SURE THAT HOLE HAS A PURPOSE
emphasis on purpose

[BeautifulPromisesx]

Lmao you're watermelonsexual

[JiminsHoe]

@BeautifulPromisesx
I'M CRYING LMAO

[BeautifulPromisesx]

@JiminsHoe at least he won't have to worry about the watermelon not doing her kegels? it'll always be juicy

[JiminsHoe]

lmaooo stop puns get me
a carbonated drink + a crazy person giggling isn't a good combo anyways 😂

[That1tallguy]

On the bright side there's no need for foreplay to get her wet #punintended

[JiminsHoe]

@That1tallguy 😂😂😂

[Shawn58]

@That1tallguy bruh lmfao

[OrangeBoy]

How da hell does a person... do... such a perfect hole on a water melon? xD

[Opinion Owner]

@OrangeBoy Ahaha I don't wanna know

[ASEXY]

I don't want a partner because I'm an aromantic asexual so this means you can take my five dollars and use it to buy more qualities for your ideal partner. I will give away my five dollars to anyone who is interested lol.

[Puppylove94]

You say this on every opinion lmao

[That1tallguy]

@Puppylove94 4real it's a little annoying no one cares dude

[SoFeckinAddicted]

@Puppylove94 He's trying to prove a point. He's probably some MGTOW virgin basement dweller

[PiuBravoRagazzo]

2.
4.
9.

This was tough lol

I also like

5.
.9

[BeautifulPromisesx]

Lol you can only pick one combo 😛

[PiuBravoRagazzo]

2. 4. 9.
Then lol that would be awesome
Great laughs
Great sex
Great body 😍

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

Isn't 1&9 the same?

I'll go with 2, 3, 7 and 9... or 1, 2 and 3

[BeautifulPromisesx]

Nooo lol you can be like beautiful or good looking but not necessarily be sexy body wise. Duh silly. :P

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-26-2015/g1fHVp.gif
How? That's not possible... at least in my book

[BeautifulPromisesx]

LOL are you confused yet

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

Always am 😛

[Anonymous]

4 and 5.

If we're not compatible no point. And if they're not faithful they can't be a relationship.

9 sure would have been nice though.

Also sweet is pretty important. Wasn't on the list hopefully means it was a standard feature even though it's not that common.

[SmokemJay]

Damn that moment when you look at the options and realized you're shallow...

[BeautifulPromisesx]

Answer 😛😂

[SmokemJay]

2 9 4... dont hate me?

[BeautifulPromisesx]

LOL why would I hate you haha that's interesting. I don't blame you one bit.

[SmokemJay]

Whore and a charlatan this one...

[BeautifulPromisesx]

Lmao personally I'd pick romantic and faithful.
I know I'm soo basic. 😂

[Streamhopper]

I'll take 5, 2, and 7. Actually, I already have that, and more. I'll keep what I've got. ;)

[SweedyPie]

I'll have an order of funny, smart and faithful please :)

[Bandit74]

Well they aren't exactly going to be "ideal" if I am limited to $5.

Short-term: good looking and great in bed

Long-term, monogamous relationship:faithful, funny, smart

Long-term open relationship: good looking, funny, smart

[Bandit74]

Actually, swap smart for no kids.

[TheLuckyPizzaDog]

Goodlooking = $3/2 = $1.50
Kinda romantic = $2/2 = $1
Funny = $1
Smart = $1

And I still got $0.50 left over.

[SuperNovaRoyalty]

Good looking- he's gotta be looking dang fine (to me at least)
Funny- I need to laugh
Smart- smart people make themselves wealthy, and are faithful

[MissIntrovert]

4 and 5, I'd probably have to borrow money from friends to get 2, 3 and 10 but not judging anyone here lol

[Telekinetic-Potato]

4 and 5 all the way and I'll steal 2 bucks to get 2 and 3 from @Chico_brah cuz I don't think he's planning to settle down lol

[Chico_brah]

baha you can take em brah. You are a chad now.

[OrdinaryGentleman]

5, 9.
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[ElissaDido]

1
3
8
that was hard though

[NexAngelus]

wtf is this? dungens and dragons for bf/gf... character creator lol

[Izumiblu]

Well, i think i'll just by a happy meal at mcdonalds if i can't get what i want here.

[babeeeone]

Romantic
Tall
Funny
Smart

Based on these options alone. Really, the only one I especially cared for on this list was being romantic, the rest are just extras

[Shawn58]

Lol I'm buying weed

[babeeeone]

@Shawn58 why? Lol

[Shawn58]

Anything that cost 5 dollars ain't gon be worth much so that means my partner ain't gon be worth much which means its either weed or candy and sense candy is bad for my teeth I choose weed

[Riggers]

2,3,5.

Money and looks aren't exactly important.

[vishna]

romantic
great in bed
funny
(5)
my dreamy goofball who can throw it down, yummm.

[VesatileMarie]

Good looking, smart, and I only have one dollar left so i guess tall

[Spelling95]

6. Wealthy, and then all of the rest combined since she'll pay the $14 debt I've run up

[txdiie_]

Good looking - $3
Funny - $1
Tall - $1

Wbu @SuperNovaRoyalty

[txdiie_]

Damn this budget tight see I ain't a gold digger, but I still want 5 and 6 and 9 and 10 but I like being the smart one and kids are the best and I'm not sleeping with anyone anytime soon @SuperNovaRoyalty

[blutwolfe]

I'll take funny, smart, wealthy

and use her wealth to buy a dream girl thats worth 19$

[Puppylove94]

Funny
Smart
Good looking

Super difficult choice tho

[Phoenix98]

This hard /=

Good Looking 3$
Funny 1$
Smart 2$

Everything else I can train them in.

[j8k322597]

do u even math

[Phoenix98]

@j8k322597 Lol oops I was typing to fast put 2 by mistake lol.

Smart 1$ there we go lol.

[SmokemJay]

@j8k322597
"do u even math"
Me:💀

[Phoenix98]

@SmokemJay I was typing fast it's been corrected.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

@j8k322597 💀💀💀

[AlwaysBelieving]

My head hurts at this permutation... can we raise it to $15?

[BeautifulPromisesx]

No sorry we're on a strict budget

[AlwaysBelieving]

damn

[BeautifulPromisesx]

Fine I'll raise it to $6 just for you 😂 go ahead

[AlwaysBelieving]

Actually, I think $6 will work. I'm gonna explain how.

#1. Good looking @ $3 includes having a good body

#3. Smart @ $1 can include her being funny, because apparently me being smart allows me to be funny without trying by association (my associative skills are 5 meaning that you tell me one thing, I say another thing and sometimes it's 5 thoughts in-between to get to my thought). Also, if she's smart and knows me, she would be faithful.

#10 Romantic @ $2 would allow her to be great in bed since I'm a hopeless romantic.

Talk about stretching a dollar... LOL

[OrangeBoy]

10 Romantic - ( 2 $)
3 Smart - (2 $ )
2 Funny - (1 $ )

Done !

Where is she?

[Kellibabe]

Goodlooking & great in bed just hope they throw in well manored for free lol

[Blitzkrieger]

I pick wealthy so i can use their money to buy all other qualities.

[_HimigNgKalayaan_]

All of them cuz I have more than 5 dollars in my piggy bank.

[Wonderer89]

Funny, smart and faithful 💗

[reixun]

Faithful great in bed

[JustWorthlessMe]

faithful, funny, smart

[MrOracle]

2, 5, 7.

[Megabeauty]

can't build my dream with 5$

[Shawn58]

You can buy weed

[Megabeauty]

not good weed, nothing I'm smoking

[Megabeauty]

you can smoke all those stemy & seedy trash nick bags all you want. I only smoke loud

[Shawn58]

Dan any weed is better then no weed lmao

[Shawn58]

Dude*

[Megabeauty]

no, I'll go without

[Shawn58]

Fam what you gon do with the 5 dollars then

[Megabeauty]

anything else. no trash nick dealer is getting my money, I'm not thirsty, I don't settle

[Shawn58]

Fam I mean you can but some candy lmao

[Megabeauty]

waste of money

[Shawn58]

You can go with me and @BeautifulPromisesx to get ice cream

[Megabeauty]

ok, that'll work. better than another snickers bar

[Shawn58]

Cool

[anaspie]

Funny, Smart, Tall, great in bet

[JulieXO]

Good lookig, smart and funny.

[as9296]

2- funny ($1)
3- smart ($1)
5- faithful ($3)
❤️

[beachflamingo]

I have a dollar left over though...

[This_is_my_username]

Faithful funny and smart :)

[TuMeManques]

Faithful
Smart
Funny

[Shawn58]

Weed lmao

[TuMeManques]

@Shawn58 whaaat? Lol

[Shawn58]

We can buy weeeeeeedd

[TuMeManques]

@Shawn58 haha I don't do drugs tho...

[Tattooedfairy19]

Need more than $5 to make my idea man lol

[capturemyheartnow]

Romantic and Faithful.

[Jesenia]

what a cheap/easy man huh?

[AhGojira]

Fuck that I'd get short changed...

[Shawn58]

Can't I just take the $5 and buy some weed.

[BeautifulPromisesx]

Lmao if you share yeah

[Shawn58]

I will share the weed if the weed is good enough

[BeautifulPromisesx]

I'm kidding I don't smoke
I'd rather get ice cream

[Shawn58]

Well let's get ice cream lmao

[JustCurious83]

5,9 😍

[ashley1996]

Faithful no kids and funny

[Jayded1]

Funny, Smart, Wealthy

[beccaboo2]

Funny, smart, romantic, and no kids

[Sabretooth]

4, 5, and 9

[Sabretooth]

can i have 7 more dollars?

[BeautifulPromisesx]

Noooooooo lol it's a tight budget we're trying to save money.

[Sabretooth]

pretty please?

[BeautifulPromisesx]

Sorry the most I can give you is an extra $1 🌚

[Sabretooth]

you gave AlwaysBelieving 6.

[BeautifulPromisesx]

No I gave him an extra $1 so it's now $6 instead of $5 lmao

[Sabretooth]

find. 3. i also realized you left me a loop hole.

[Sabretooth]

you never said i couldn't put my my own money. so, i'll add my own 7 bucks for 3, 7, 6, and 10. . not much of a romantic-but who knows? might be nice from time to time.

[Anonymous]

2,3,5
that one was good

[blablablableh]

How about every thing

[XuR_CXV_115]

1 - Good looking
2 - funny
3 - tall

[j8k322597]

1,2,3

[hotstuffSRD]

Damn
That's not fair
I have 19 dollars though :P

[NevedaGirl]

Great in bed
Faithful

[Djaaaaay]

# (5) for (3) dollars and the rest on condoms