Haha smart cookie
LMFAFAFAAFQOOAOOO!!! I can't breathe!!!
LMAO I can't stop laughing either and its my own fucking joke pffffftttt
ty for MHO <3
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Planning ahead that's sweet
Actually, swap smart for no kids.
@JiminsHoe Hahaha I tried to find a pic with a smiley face or something funnier but, no dice.
LMAO NO ITS JUST THAT THE HOLE IS SO SUSPICIOUSIM LIKE 90% SURE THAT HOLE HAS A PURPOSEemphasis on purpose
Lmao you're watermelonsexual
@BeautifulPromisesxI'M CRYING LMAO
@JiminsHoe at least he won't have to worry about the watermelon not doing her kegels? it'll always be juicy
lmaooo stop puns get mea carbonated drink + a crazy person giggling isn't a good combo anyways 😂
On the bright side there's no need for foreplay to get her wet #punintended
@That1tallguy bruh lmfao
How da hell does a person... do... such a perfect hole on a water melon? xD
@OrangeBoy Ahaha I don't wanna know
baha you can take em brah. You are a chad now.
You say this on every opinion lmao
@Puppylove94 4real it's a little annoying no one cares dude
@Puppylove94 He's trying to prove a point. He's probably some MGTOW virgin basement dweller
Lol you can only pick one combo 😛
2. 4. 9.Then lol that would be awesomeGreat laughsGreat sexGreat body 😍
Nooo lol you can be like beautiful or good looking but not necessarily be sexy body wise. Duh silly. :P
https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-26-2015/g1fHVp.gifHow? That's not possible... at least in my book
LOL are you confused yet
Always am 😛
Damn this budget tight see I ain't a gold digger, but I still want 5 and 6 and 9 and 10 but I like being the smart one and kids are the best and I'm not sleeping with anyone anytime soon @supernovaroyalty
2 9 4... dont hate me?
LOL why would I hate you haha that's interesting. I don't blame you one bit.
Whore and a charlatan this one...
Lmao personally I'd pick romantic and faithful. I know I'm soo basic. 😂
do u even math
@j8k322597 Lol oops I was typing to fast put 2 by mistake lol.Smart 1$ there we go lol.
@j8k322597 "do u even math"Me:💀
@SmokemJay I was typing fast it's been corrected.
No sorry we're on a strict budget
Fine I'll raise it to $6 just for you 😂 go ahead
Actually, I think $6 will work. I'm gonna explain how.#1. Good looking @ $3 includes having a good body #3. Smart @ $1 can include her being funny, because apparently me being smart allows me to be funny without trying by association (my associative skills are 5 meaning that you tell me one thing, I say another thing and sometimes it's 5 thoughts in-between to get to my thought). Also, if she's smart and knows me, she would be faithful.#10 Romantic @ $2 would allow her to be great in bed since I'm a hopeless romantic.Talk about stretching a dollar... LOL
Lol I'm buying weed
@Shawn58 why? Lol
Anything that cost 5 dollars ain't gon be worth much so that means my partner ain't gon be worth much which means its either weed or candy and sense candy is bad for my teeth I choose weed
You can buy weed
not good weed, nothing I'm smoking
you can smoke all those stemy & seedy trash nick bags all you want. I only smoke loud
Dan any weed is better then no weed lmao
no, I'll go without
Fam what you gon do with the 5 dollars then
anything else. no trash nick dealer is getting my money, I'm not thirsty, I don't settle
Fam I mean you can but some candy lmao
waste of money
You can go with me and @BeautifulPromisesx to get ice cream
ok, that'll work. better than another snickers bar
@Shawn58 whaaat? Lol
We can buy weeeeeeedd
@Shawn58 haha I don't do drugs tho...