Girls, could I hit my boyfriend in the balls for a prank?

[Anonymous]

I thought of a prank that would be REALLY funny, but it involves me hitting him in the crotch 😂 I'm really thinking of doing it but my friend said she wouldn't recommend it? So, what: is it okay if I pull this prank. It's mostly harmless, I'm pretty sure...

[pingiluv]

Can you? Yes

Should you? No

It's a big issue for guys, can leave to his scrotum changing positions and strangling the balls with the vans deferens and he could loose his ball/s and even wind up infertile.

[diamondcrocodile]

Um, no. That's abuse. Do you realize that not only does getting hit in the balls hurt like heck, but it could also cause serious damage depending on how hard you hit him.

[Asker]

Well, I've never hit a guy there, nor have I seen it often in real life so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I don't know how much it hurts, but it can't be THAT bad, right? If it was that bad then I don't get how they survived in the jungle days 😂

[diamondcrocodile]

Guys are really sensitive there and if you kick him there, he will be in excruciating pain and, believe me, he will hate you.

[Asker]

That doesn't make sense to me. If guys are meant to be biologically strong, then why would they have a really sensitive spot? That doesn't match up...

[diamondcrocodile]

I'm not sure who told you guys are meant to be biologically strong, but they aren't invincible. They are strong, but they can't take everything you throw at them. Balls are sensitive, I can't stop you from doing it, but don't run crying when he doesn't want to see you anymore or gets angry and upset. He will not think the prank is funny if you intentionally hurt him.

[lifeisgames]

saying "OMG it's a prank! " doesn't take the pain away. causing harm or pain or fear in someone is not a prank. it's being a good damn asshole. do not kick your boyfriend in the balls as a prank.

[Asker]

But it's not suppose to take the pain away, he's suppose to just laugh about it. I'm not even gonna hit him super hard, so why should he complain?

[lifeisgames]

you seem trollish to me. not biting.

[socialfeather]

I wouldn't, he'll get over it I guess, but they can never appreciate it or understand why you would do something like that I think, it legitimately hurts

[Asker]

But it doesn't hurt too bad, right?

[socialfeather]

to get a straight answer you should ask guys haha, but I know it does really hurt

[Asker]

Nah, I asked girls cuz I know guys would automatically be like, "hell no!" and "what's wrong with you!" since they're typically sensitive about their groins 😂

[socialfeather]

and it wouldn't occur to you that maybe it's true? well I'm telling you now, it hurts like you, obviously, can't imagine. It's not just guys saying it's sensitive, if you'd pay attention in biology you'd know it's literally thin skin so it IS sensitive

[Asker]

Well, I took biology, but they weren't big on the reproductive system, but I never heard anything about thin skin. What does having thin skin have to do with how sensitive they are?

[socialfeather]

because there's not much to cover the actual balls, and that's on the inside of his body and that's as sensitive as your lungs or your uterus but they are protected nicely with like bones and body fat and thick skin so I hope you never have to experience how sensitive those body parts are. But the balls just have thin skin around it wich makes them sensitive, do you understand what I'm trying to explain?

[Asker]

Ouch, yeah that makes sense. Does it also have to do with the fact that it has a lot of nerves I think? or they're hanging 😂? I don't know I think I heard something like that.

[socialfeather]

that you can easily look up on the Internet :) but the moral of the story, don't do it on purpose, I'm sure you can prank him in another way