Omg I tried stripping for my ex, ( before I finish my story I told him, I am extremely clumsy ) so right when I was about to sit on his lap and to grind ( he was laying on his bed ) I somehow slipped and I knee him in the balls. I was saying sorry over and over but started to laugh only because he started laugh after he was done holding himself in pain.
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Only once, my husband was on the ground playing with our dogs and said a cheeky something, to which I said "I'll kick your ass if you try". He started to crawl away on the floor and I went to give him a little kick on the backside but instead got ball 😕 Felt terrible, I was like a slave for weeks trying to make it up to him
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He was sitting in a wooden chair, and we started making out with my standing, leaning over to kiss him. Then I started climbing on top of him, like we usually do in situations like that when we're making out. As I tried climbing on top of him, since the chair wasn't that big, I placed my knee between his legs, and turns out his testicles were there (it was a very hot summer day, and I guess his sack got very loose). Anyway, his unfortunate grapes where crushed between my knee and the chair. I still remember his face! Pure panic!
Needless to say, we did not have sex that day, nor the day after.I was with my boyfriend at the time he was pissing me off (when I was on my period) anyway I was pissed off so I took my knee to his nuts but that's not all after that I stomped on his nuts then I pulled his pants down only pants then I bit his nuts and then I found out he liked it so now I do that to him almost every day
I accidentally kicked my cousin in the balls, i avoided him and his sister all day
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