What are the perks of dating you?

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OlderAndWiser · Accepted Answer

1. I am 100% loyal. Never cheated once in 48 years of dating and relationships.

2. I am a devoted partner when I am in a committed relationship. I am not just interested in your welfare when it is convenient for me. Your happiness will always be as important as my own happiness.

3. I am intelligent and resourceful.

4. I am a good handyman.

5. I am an excellent cook and do routine automotive maintenance.

6. You will have access to free legal advice!

7. My favorite time of the day is getting in bed with my girlfriend, putting my arms around her, whispering "I love you," and then going to sleep.

8. I am trusting and not clingy.

9. My health is very good and I am more alert and more active than most of my contemporaries.

10. I still have all of my hair!

PS I just read this to my girlfriend and she said I should add

11. I dress very well!

TonyBologna25 · Accepted Answer

Engineering Degree
Part time ghetto street cop
Money
Slightly above average dink

Downfalls? Well I’m 4’4” and have major trust issues. If you as so much look at another man who’s taller than me, then I’ll instantly become suicidal and it will be up to you to calm me down. Other than that, I think I’m a catch.

Daniela1982 · Accepted Answer

I'm honest to a T, as loyal a friend as you could ever want, and love laughing to a good joke or story. I love sharing time with someone that shares my beliefs and has things in common with me. I'm open to new ideas and doing new things.

PrincessGrail · Accepted Answer

I am sweet, intelligent, pretty, very sexual and very loyal.

Logorithim · Answer

I'm very patient, can handle clinginess and like spending a lot of time with my girlfriend. You also get to go to fun places.

Miss_Savanna_Dry · Answer

- I can make some good pasta
- my massages ain't too bad
- good cuddler although 10 minutes max and then I need space
- I'll let the guy hold the TV remote
- I'll let you win an argument now and then
- you can share a beer with me
- I have a really cute cat named Socks, she's a cuddler as well
- I don't care what or where we eat, as long as I get I'm happy

SjE78 · Answer

honest is key, humour and you know where you stand... I won't belittle anyone plus those who date me get to enjoy my obsession with bad taste humour and an irresistible onslaught of puns...
also i'm not afraid of commitment... and so much more...

GraveDoll · Answer

Pro: Im pretty to look and not clingy. enjoy downtime and hikes.

cons: you have to have a tough back and be ready to keep my wheels spinning. Im not for the Romeo type that for sure. Im way to blunt. way too honest. way too serious and way too literal and have major commitment issues

eh... Im pretty to look at though -_-

Nothing funnier to hear a guy say you are so sweet looking all while fussing how stubborn I am on the first date I find it enduring...

Anonymous · Answer

1. I have morals so i would never cheat on you
2. I never give up, always a problem solver, will read a million books to solve our relationship problems
3. I don't like shopping that much, mostly groceries and sometimes thrift store
4. I am a saver, an investor and I will increase your money
5. I am mostly easy going, and up for anything relaxing and fun 😊

Anonymous · Answer

Oh well, I'm funny, I tease, I'm girly at times but a friend to hang at others, I'm talkative and can hear you for a long time so that we can solve your problem. Also I'm one to do a "check up" on my relationship, if we are both happy, in love, mas etc. Also if something bothers me I say it I don't go around saying "nothing I'm fine " lol. Plus I kinda forget silly things easily, meaning I don't hold a grudge. 😊

Alyssa_K · Answer

I got a sense of humor, I can be patient, I can be loving and protective.

Lyndsielee666 · Answer

I like good so you’ll always be eating I guess 🤷‍♀️

AlexanderBrunnrgaard · Answer

1. Great education and career 2. Passionate and romantic 3. Responsible with money 4. Want kids 5. Takes the lead

IRISHPOTATOCAPRICORN · Answer

I buy you stuff. Basically I spoil my boyfriends/girlfriends. (and no I don't have multiple i just said that because I break up a lot and I date girls too)

Preston69 · Answer

Be lavished with all you want my wallet is very deep for you

Roxxy99 · Answer

I can cook. I’m not picky or high maintenance and I’m not shy in the bedroom. I always tell him he’s lucky to have me.

Tannhauser · Answer

Am always honest and loyal Want children and to support a family High income and responsible with money Affectionate and passionate Good sense of humor

YvanKarma · Answer

Spoiled spoiled attention attention loved loved loved appreciation appreciation effort effort.. yeah all of those

Anonymous · Answer

Trusting, sweet, very supportive, highly intelligent, funny (if you hafe my humour), very flirtatious

Negatives: i attract guys, im very easy to upset, im submissive (whether its good or bad is dependant on the girl), i say extremely offensive things by accident even though i never mean offence, im autistic

J2ohhhhh · Answer

Can make other bitches and hoes jealous. Every women's dream since they were a little girl.

DanishSaint · Answer

Knowing, that you are doing a truly amazing thing for so many women, saving them from having to do it instead! :)

Haelaeix123 · Answer

I can probably make you laugh, I'm loyal without a fault and I can guarantee that you'll love my dog 👍

reptocarl · Answer

100% honesty no matter what and 100% fidelity

xichuwangwai · Answer

(Is it a question or is it a personal ad?) I guess she will figure them out on her own. I mean, you think they're perks, others may not.

ex-gager · Answer

Cute, angry, damn hot😂😂( if possible), and silent killer..

up_64 · Answer

135 iq points. Dark humour  Decent looks ... ah fuck I'm out.

IeatChickenandFish · Answer

I ignore a lot of bad things because I believe every person is good in heart whether they know it or not

HarukaBun · Answer

I'm cute smart funny and a great cuddle buddy

zozo7880 · Answer

My gigantic, blood throbbing heart...

DECENTSCOTTISHLAD999 · Answer

Come and stay with me for a month and you will not want to go back home

Innocentfantasy · Answer

This makes me sad, because I have a easy time finding a good girl.

AHughMongous · Answer

Great conversation, humor, witty come backs, and a great big old dick.

yasii · Answer

I'll give you my netflix password

Anonymous · Answer

I don’t have any it’s probably why I’m single like I’m successful but overall I’m a very boring guy

gym4ever · Answer

my dick is 1 cm and im retarded

Anome · Answer

It's just one crazy ride. 😆

Hispanic-Cool-Guy · Answer

I'm cool and laid back and don't bug people.

SexyAshh · Answer

Perks of dating me,? You are dating ME. The end

GuidoThePizzaMaker · Answer

I always bring home food from work lol

Secret6620 · Answer

Lots of giggles and sarcasm 🖤

EssenceDawson · Answer

I don’t have any perks. I hate my life 😂

HereIbe · Answer

I can put up with you.

bill_towers · Answer

None of your Business.

Anonymous · Answer

Good banter. Enter at your own risk! ;)

Landshrk0068 · Answer

Women seem to think it's me being a walking ATM

Anonymous · Answer

No other bugger has to!

melodking · Answer

You would know what real love is...

Arcana-Imperii · Answer

I have a huge cock and I'm violent and aggressive.

scooogy · Answer

I'm more loyal than she might think

jimmy2 · Answer

Love. Grace. Forgiveness , prayers

thatsjustme1 · Answer

I love dogs.

Wowgirl30q · Answer

Free candy

Tdieseler · Answer

Never a dull moment.

Pulimuli · Answer

Im cute and funny

tartaarsaus · Answer

I like cooking.

NovissimumVirorum · Answer

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