Would you want to know what your partner was doing when they first laid eyes on you?

[ChocoBrownieMonster]

In today's era of dating apps more and more people are finding their partners on them instead of a fairy tale story that has people saying aweeee..
But whatever right, you found them and thats what counts.
But have you ever thought what were they doing when they swiped you right and the moment they matched you? hmm?
Could it a dating app be any less unglamorous? better or worse?

So lets fast forward, you're engaged and about to get married to the love of your life.
Great.
But...
The the best man or top bridesmaid reveals to everyone on your wedding day that your partner was taking a dump when they swiped you right and upon hearing that special 'matched' sound, They cleaned themselves 'DOUBLE' flushed and then they showed their best friend who they've just got and even did a little dance.
😂😂😂
The statistics say most people swipe on dating apps when they go for that long toilet adventure.

omg who wants me today? swipe swipe [poop poop splash splash 🤣]

ohhh I've just been matched let's have a cheeky look 😎

[ecfresh]

Doesn’t matter, the first time they see you in person is what counts. Otherwise before that you just see a 2D representation of what you used to look like.

[GreenGold1992]

If it's something gross, I'd rather not know lol

[ChocoBrownieMonster]

lmao you think you have a choice? 😏 what are best friends for