If You Could Go On A Date With Any Disney Character Who Would You Go On A Date With?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

[AdithyaR]

Is it just classic old Disney movies or the entire Disney stuff rn.
I'll take the entire Disney rn, which means the MCU is included.

Wanda Maximoff, the woman who nearly killed Thanos alone cause he killed her loved one. The woman who will literally create an alternate reality just to be with her loved one again.

[JSmuve]

Rapunzel. She's quirky as fuck and I dig it.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Look at her, you lucky guy you, she’s cute.

[jennifer_bloom]

That is tough! I think I would marry the beast because even though he is ugly, he has a sweet and beautiful heart.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

The beast would be your knight & shining armor & you would be beauty because you are sweet & have a beautiful heart too.

[Stevefiveo]

I always baffled on why girls would pick the beast. He locked up your dad and then you in his castle. Wouldn't that be enough to rule him out?

[Twalli]

@Stevefiveo That's only if your thr princess in the story. Not being Belle means he didn't.

[kreesholva]

@Twalli But locking up someone else's dad and some woman up is just as bad. That's like hopping into bed with a rapist just cause they raped someone else, not you. Still a shitty person.

[Twalli]

@kreesholva I am not saying that his actions are excusable, just that we aren't Disney characters in this situation

[Minahh]

Flynn 🥵👌 but Adam/Beast as well ^^

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

The Beast from Beauty and the Beast

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I knew you would choose the Beast Beauty.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Of course lolol

[Purple_Rose]

I was going to say Aladdin because he was my first crush. But, he's a compulsive liar. Lol. I know he made things right in the end, but it was only when everyone's life was in danger.

The other disney guys seem like players and I don't like players either. So I'll go with Hercules. He's very wholesome and sweet and he'd die for his true love. That's a man. XD

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You can always go on dates with both Aladdin & Hercules & if they don’t work out you can always go on a date with the Seven Dwarfs.

[magiusX26]

one of these

phoenix (jean grey/summers)

rogue

scarlett whitch (mutant)

captain marvel ( ms. danvers)

psylocke

phoenix (jean and scott's daughter from an alt future)



marvel is owned by disney too

[taeh_ie2]

I’m not lesbian or anything but I think Merida from brave would be a pretty chill person to hang out with.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You can hangout with Merida & I’m sure she has some friends you can date as well.

[YaBoiJacob]

The Genie, jk, probably belle, I mean, I am all for a fellow bookworm, and emma watson potrayed her so...

[Static_In_The_Attic]

The Genie it is & if you date the Genie think of all the wishes you can have.

[OfDeath]

I'm not even sure which ones really are "Disney characters" because a lot of them actually originate in various folk tales from around the world. But putting that aside, I could give it to the queen from snow white pretty hard.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

If you go for the queen & things work out you’ll be king.

[ct1243]

It would be my first date believe it or not and it would be the prince from Cinderella glass 🥿

[Static_In_The_Attic]

As for your first date it will be magical & try not to run off before midnight. Your prince awaits.

[ct1243]

Yep lol

[Toast792]

These aren't really 'classic' Disney characters, but either Go Go from Big Hero six, or Bill Cipher from Gravity falls.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Thank you Google I had to look up both.

[Toast792]

I would defiantly recommend watching them. They are a refreshing break from all the crazy, without being too 'childish' to not be enjoyable

[Emii_69]

tinkerbell. She is short like me and almost as cute. 🤣

[Static_In_The_Attic]

TinkerBell is a total babe & she can fly & I’m sure she’ll take you to Neverneverland.

[Nalix]

I'm not sure any of them are my type. Belle, maybe? If she were a tad more dominant and sci-fi oriented? I think she would enjoy reading my books and getting into some roleplay, maybe.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Wonderful choice & happily ever after you two will be.

[loveisbeautiful]

Aladdin and if he's not available then I'd go with Prince Eric.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

If only I were a prince! Aladdin & prince Eric are lucky guys.

[Flower7]

This is a very creative question. :)

I would choose Aladdin.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Aladdin would totally choose you in return!

[Sasahara]

Girl from All the cats join in from Make mine music.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Thank you for sharing a photo because I had no idea who you were talking about. She’s cute!

[Sasahara]

I shared the photo because there are multiple girls in that short and none of the characters has names

[Sasahara]

And they are among the most normal Disney characters if we only think of animated Disney movies. Can't say I would date a animal, kid or fairytale character :P

[Missycloak]

Really? There is very little for me to choose as a straight girl. No to the dog, lion, any other animal, abusive beast, wooden boy (fire hazard and he lies), boy with parent issues, man who tries to kill a boy, Aladdin is a thief...

[Static_In_The_Attic]

What about one of the Seven Dwarfs?

[Missycloak]

Nope

[leahzrc]

megara, pocahontas, esmeralda, or the guy from lilo and stitch lmao

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I would date Megara too, Esmeralda seems like fun as well.

[JayLiche]

If Jessica Rabbit was Human...

[JayLiche]

Don’t think she’s Disney but 🤷

[Static_In_The_Attic]

If she was human we would be in heaven. Wow!

[UncleJessieRabbit]

You know Jessica is supposed to be a human anyway. And yes, technically Disney.

[Jersey2]

Cinderella of course. I get her. Plus, she has a castle.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Buy her a few extra glass slippers just in case she breaks a few.

[Peanut127]

Aladdin for me bc he survived on his own, had a monkey lol and magic carpet. Plus he wasn't greedy and set genie free

[Jjpayne]

Ariel for me

[Anonymous]

Either David from Lilo & Stitch since he was such a sweetheart or Aladdin (he was my 1st crush)

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Looks like a lot of people picked Aladdin so go for David.

[Opinion Owner]

True!!

[Anonymous]

Snow White... if I could just keep those 7 other guys out of her bed

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You know she was sleeping with them.

[worldscolide]

If I was forced to go on a date, it would be Jasmine from the live action adaptation of Aladdin.. Only if I was forced.. I'd much rather go on a date with akima from Titan AE.

[OddBeMe]

Gaston seems like a guy to hang with. Score his sloppy seconds.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Hahaha.

[DizzyDesii]

Eric, Aladdin, John Smith, or Flynn Rider. My type for sure

[CalmYourTits]

Tarzan or Aladdin. I think Tarzan would love me more, so let's go with Tarzan!

[Isabellaxo]

Prince Naveen for sure (post character development though)

[Thatasianlove16]

Smart answer would be genie but Tarzan doenst gey any love

[maryisbreathing]

I would say Aladdin cause he's fit but I've watched the musical Twisted, I doubt it's canon but it sticks with me

[FrenchGirl2]

Flynn Rider. Funny, good looking and kind under is douchy surface

[ayomanwya]

I was going to say Princess Jasmine but she’s 16 so I’m gonna have to pass

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Maybe Princess Jasmine has an older sister or cousin for you instead.

[ayomanwya]

Probably

[UncleJessieRabbit]

Ariel is 16 too.

[ayomanwya]

Bunch of young girls

[Meldrum]

Give me Ariel, or that funky little Crood girl, oooo, or maybe Repunzel? There are just so many juicy ones.

[Anonymous]

that princess from Peter Pan. Water Lilly or something? i forget her name

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You stumped me & I wonder what the princesses name is now.

[Opinion Owner]

I checked. It's Tiger Lily. I was close

[Riddler1412]

When I was very little, Jasmine.
When I was a little older either Megara or Mulan.

[DamnSam]

As a kid, I always wanted t date the super thick one of the singing ladies in Hercules

[BackAgain602]

I'm probably going to say Aladdin. But I always thought Tarzan was so sexy.

[psychoticanimaIIover]

The dog with the spaghetti.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

That would be cool & did you ever share spaghetti one a date?

[psychoticanimaIIover]

Yeah, with a dog.

[Egirl28]

Prince Eric i already know he likes redheads

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Redheads rock! Your prince Eric awaits.

[Egirl28]

Thanks I sure hope so

[007kingifrit]

actually in the little mermaid book he rejects her and runs off with another girl... so... careful =p

[1stranger]

Flynn Rider or Lightning McQuenn.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Start your engines & I had to look up Lightning McQuenn. I wonder if Herbie the love bug & McQuenn are related?

[1stranger]

I think no.. Maybe yes😉

[On_cloud_wine]

Pocahontas. She goes wherever the wind takes her.

[ChefPapiChulo]

I was going to say Pocahontas. But if I remember the movie correctly, she prefers white men.

[On_cloud_wine]

@ChefPapiChulo I don’t think she has a preference. Sometimes when you meet the love of your life, it feels like you’ve known each other forever. I think her strong spirituality and high intuition played a huge role in the way they met.

[On_cloud_wine]

The stars were aligned up perfectly and she chose not to ignore “the plan” mapped out for her

[ChefPapiChulo]

You really believe that stuff?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Pocahontas would be on cloud wine if she went on a date with you & she’s so lucky.

[SphynxUK]

I’m not a Disney fan, so know nothing about it.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Feel free to research Disney characters & get back to me.

[SphynxUK]

Sorry. I’m washing my hair. 🤭😆

[electromagnetic]

Scar. I got a few questions for him.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

https://youtu.be/F_N5iaMHgKU

[Purple_Rose]

Have you seen that theory that Scar ate Mufasa? My childhood was ruined.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

@Purple_Rose Haven’t seen that one & however I’m going to have to look into it & get back to you. What ruined my childhood was when the Wicked Witch Of The West was murdered by Dorothy. Dorothy was the real witch & she had red devil shoes too.

[PaynefulPleasures]

Genie he's fun has a great sense of humor & he can make all my wishes come true love that guy 😆

[Bookworm30]

The beast he has the best library ever and he is really kind and i like animals

[zagor]

Belle, Mulan, Jasmine...

Rule 34 stuff

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Yes sir Rule 34.

[Stevefiveo]

Ariel. She is so fucking hot!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Absofuckinglutely & I bet a lot of people would like to go under the sea with her.

[zagor]

Yeah but she smells like fish down there...

[Stevefiveo]

@zagor lol

[Static_In_The_Attic]

@zagor That’s why covid masks come in handy, no more fish market smell.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@zagor 😂😂

[CuddlyShyGuy]

Cinderella or sleeping beauty 😍

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Go for both!

[CuddlyShyGuy]

Fair comment!

[KrakenAttackin]

Belle, Anna, and/or Elsa. Anna seems horny AF.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Go for all of them.

[Aiko_E_Lara]

Aurora! (From Maleficent)

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Absolutely & she’s the one holding the rose in the above photo right?

[Aiko_E_Lara]

yep. But im not a fan of her animated version tho.

[UncleJessieRabbit]

Ariel or Cinderella.

Maybe Lady (the dog).

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Have a foursome!

[UncleJessieRabbit]

I wouldn't seriously date a dog, but I said this anyway.

[ChefPapiChulo]

They’re all stuck up. Not my type.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Honestly I like, very good.

[Dinklex3]

Aladdin seems fun, so him.

[Espresso-Grande]

The Beast - from Beauty and The Beast

[Agape93]

Probably milo from Atlantis

[Anonymous]

Easily Flynn Ryder from Tangled LOL

[Static_In_The_Attic]

A few people are saying Flynn so there might have to be a raffle for the first date.

[Anonymous]

Elastic girl from. the incredibles. Is dummi thicc

[Static_In_The_Attic]

She’s a hottie! Nice choice.

[Opinion Owner]

Right lol. They knew what they were doing with the butt shots

[mike5150]

Ariel 100%

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Oh hell yeah!

[Chill_girl1]

Probably Aladdin

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Talk about a package deal. You get Aladdin & I’m sure Genie will grant you wishes as well.

[Zooooooooom]

Aladdin !!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Aladdin it is & as a bonus you get the genie too.

[Zooooooooom]

🤣🧞🧞

[shinnaeun]

Stitch or Li Shang,,

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Are you leaning more towards Stitch or Li Shang?

[shinnaeun]

Li Shang hahaha

[leahzrc]

lmao you could get freaky with stitch :0

[shinnaeun]

@leahzrc oh noo eww don't ruin my childhood please hahahaha

[DCooper]

Vader's wife

[DCooper]

Palpatine: "You've been cucked, my apprentice."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Vader’s wife? Good for you & show her your lightsaber & use the force.