What do you think a woman does when she gets home from an amazing date?

[Anonymous]

You went on a date with a woman, you dropped her home, she walks through the front door. What do you think she does for the rest of her evening?

[ChubbyKing]

I've put approximately 7.34 years of thought into the very subject you see.

1st she runs to the bathroom and takes a shit because you know she's been holding it in for a minute

2nd she sacrifices a goat to Satan to keep herself looking youthful and her tits perky.

3rd tells all her friends how wonderful the date is.

4th posts something on social media but doesn't message him to make it seems like she doesn't care

5th takes another shit because the shrimp Alfredo she had didn't agree with her stomach, she's lactose intolerant but just couldn't resist.

6th gets on with her nightly routine

7th hops into bed and plays Animal Crossings: New Horizons for the Nintendo Switch

Finally she falls asleep listening to ocean noises that she has saved on her 2010 iPod Touch

I think most women would agree that I'm pretty accurate in my assumption 😎

[TommyMountainFigure]

Even if it wasn't accurate, it was certainly an entertaining read.

[Kaneki05]

I dream for the one who does sacrifice the goat.

[BareNecessary]

Like calls her friends if she has them. They gossip all about it for a week or so. She maturbates get really hyped up to see me again. I mean I know this stuff happens. I just usually shut lights off and if a friend asks I'll be like "fuck yeah man" through a text and knock out. Used to masturbate nonstop to the girl I was with but only when she asks me to now so.

[jennifer_bloom]

Take photos of her gorgeous outfit and maybe document the date in her cell phone so if they continue dating she will have a record of their one year anniversary and check her bank account and schedule to make room for the next date. Maybe listen to a love song or light a candle or read a self help book on dating. If she was in heels, she might take a warm bath.

[Lillie_xo]

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[Kaneki05]

she probably just goes to bed and thinks about it. Nothing interesting really.

[InventorofWarp]

Freezes like a character from The Sims til I walk back into her life.

[Footloose006]

She breaks into a Disney song and begins singing about love as she dances around the house.

In all seriousness, I guess guys and girls aren’t much different regarding this. For me I’d go about doing my usual thing but with a smile on my face and occasionally staring off into space as I wistfully playback my favourite moments in my head.

[FakeName123]

One of two options:

1. Thinking of the future of how to marry the guy, how many children, what kind of house to live in, etc.

2. Rationalising how it wasn't that great and she is just in a hyper mood.

[Mofunfour20]

If its as amazing of a date as you say, sex is definitely on the table. Thats what we're doing for the rest of the evening

[humanearth]

Eats ice cream, thinks about the date, starts thinking if this the one, then goes go bed

A guy on the other hand will beat off to her in his memory

[FilmGuy93]

I've wondered this... tells her girlfriends, maybe? Sits down with a glass of wine to think things over? I don't know... what DO women do after a great date?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

She probably calls her current boyfriend & tells him it’s over.

[andreasderjuengere]

Talk it through with all her ''Besties''.
And once done: talk it through again :)

[exitseven]

She gets into her pajamas and soon I will call her and we will have phone sex.

[KrakenAttackin]

She calls Chad Thundercock and tells him to come over to fuck her silly.

[hahahmm]

Hell, one time my date left me to get banged IN THE MIDDLE of the date at a house party. I was a simp back then but still smart enough to "dump" her. Okay, technically she was never mine.

[KrakenAttackin]

@hahahmm Oh man, that's rough. We have all been simps at one time or another.

[jeffryrobertbabb]

Has a hot bath and thinks "I've got nice perky tits, if it's just as good next time, I'll take off my pants."

[OnTheLevel]

I can't believe I've never really thought about it, but I haven't. I suppose she gets comfortable and thinks through the date the way I do.

[Strayedsoul]

Showers and goes to sleep if it was a decent date, that means you stayed out late. A great date answer would be "has breakfast". A bad date, changes and goes back out.

[Wise4myage]

She strips naked and takes a long bath. She probably play with her kitty too.

[Anonymous]

plays with her pussy or yapping away on the phone (err i mean snap chatting instagraming direct messaging social media shit) cause it sure as hell ain't going in the kitchen and cooking a damn meal

[nawtee_me]

tells all of her friends, and the guy goes home and masturbates... sad but true... lol ;)

[WhiteWolf69]

Calls her girlfriends, sisters, mom, etc. to talk about how amazing the date was.

[Hotboy_booblover]

Must be releasing loud fart after reaching home.. the one she had to hold in for so long

[ProCoffeeAntiSleep]

Fart. Its been held in for hours

[GingerGuy]

Talks with her friends about it?

[Jamie05rhs]

Elefino. Never really thought about it.

[Yourfriend2021]

She breaks out a bottle of wine and a big dildo.

[Manuel2]

Have a bath and take a pill

[msc545]

Hopefully masturbates.

[Anonymous]

she masturbates and sleeps.

[Anonymous]

She calls her gfs and plan the wedding.

[anylolone]

Shower? Sleeps?