Have you ever accidently burped or farted on a date?

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lilyanony1 · Accepted Answer

When I was younger like 17 I really liked this guy.
My friends went secondary school with him and I met them in college.
Anyways after saying that he was my type my friend who was dating his best friend decided to set us up.
They came round one night. We spent the late hours of the night toghether talking and watching TV.
I thought we were getting on. So much so that at some point we fell asleep knowing I was with him and nervous I didn't sleep the whole night and kept waking up.
When we finally woke up he was acting really weird with me...
He started saying that I was snoring and dribbling and that I was farting all night.
I was really offended by this because I knew I didn't sleep the whole night, and I'm not someone known to dribble snore or fart.
I could have that night, but most people always check on me to make sure I'm not dead as I sleep so quietly and peacefully.

Anyways I should have realised that was because he didn't actually fancy me and he probably thought I was going to do sexual things with him.

Which I'm sure my friend did but his best friend was actually her boyfriend, this was the first time we had met.

Anyways I stupidly embarrassed myself approaching him at a christening and he completely disrespected me.

I've vowed to never allow anyone to treat me like that again.

Ashalia · Accepted Answer

Not accidentally. Though just like any other creature holding bodily functions in can cause great harm. Now trying to be polite or discreet is one thing and forcing one out for effect is another. I have done both lol ;) some guys piss me off thinking they're the only ones who burp and farther
... I prove them wrong. But in polite circumstances and company I do try to be a "lady" and take my self to a restroom the same as I'd do for pissing or shitting. That be said I think guys find it humorous to freak up tight girls out with such antics instead of just rolling their eyes at silly girls but *shrug* who cares.

All said and done I'd only suggest certain things can put off a vibe (i. e. a horrible smelling fart/burp) and there are polite rules just like you'd not intentionally shit piss or puke on or in the vicinity of someone but burping and farting is a very mild form of the same action. So be respective :)

TheBigGuy9 · Accepted Answer

Here is an off topic kind of funny story: My roommate and I went on a double date with these women in college. It turned out to be a bad date, so as they were dropping us off both him and I were in the back seat. He sprayed some Liquid Ass all over. We looked outside our window when we got in. They sat in the parking lot for about 20 mins probably wondering what the heck just happened.

ChrisMaster69 · Accepted Answer

Yeah I have to both.

one was deliberate as we had a burping competition

It was mainly to cover up on just how gassy the lager we were drinking was lol.

So we just challenged each other to see how fast we could drink a pint of lager.

Anonymous · Answer

No, but apparently I passed gas a few times in my sleep the first few nights my guy and I had ever stayed together. He made sure I knew about it too! 😂☠️🥴😂😂

Now, since that time we spent together (not immediately after) he's been saying he knows he wants to marry me... so I guess it didn't smell all that bad.🤷🏾‍♀️

lilaccc · Answer

noooo... i don't even want to imagine😂 but there's someone once burped at me when on a date and i was like "oh okay😳" and we both just laughing. but it's a long long time ago, hmm.. now i miss him a little bit

t-8900 · Answer

No but I did rip a loud one when i was 14 inside Bookbinders in Philly. We were the center table too. Ripped that ass so hard waiters stopped in their tacks, people turned around, and my family froze what they were doing... good times!

sage2021 · Answer

Unfortunately yes. I was so nervous being on a date all night with him, then he spent the night too. Since I didn't want to fart in front of him, I kept holding it in all night long. Very early in the morning somehow my release valve couldn't hold it any longer and I farted a man size fart while he was in bed with me. Neither of us said a word. He continued seeing me, so I guess it was ok.

Hannahbananaaaaa · Answer

In high school, I was on a date at a restaurant and I went to get up and I farted out loud. I was so embarrassed because a few people looked at me, I went home and cried 😂

ChiTown33 · Answer

No I'm a gentlemen. I always start with "pull my finger".

Jaximus-Lion · Answer

Not accidently, no. Of i drink soda, am gonna burp. If my rare window slips some air out, that is because how the human body works. I never understood this whole thing being a taboo. Who made this a taboo?

Snakeyes7 · Answer

Burped yes and the best part is my date did too and we laughed because we both know that letting something as stupid as a burp ruin a date is pretty petty.

snowgirl123 · Answer

obviously it's normal. it is horrible. I would rather take some baking soda with water to prevent these, but this is normal, sometimes people are nervous

dreamstar72 · Answer

Being honest I have a couple of times. The most remembered time was when my wife farted. We where talking to each other in bed. My wife lets out a fart and less then a second latter the bed falls down.

Anonymous · Answer

Yes, I farted in front of a guy because I was laughing too hard. It was very obvious, but we both just acted like it didn’t happen. Very embarrassing though.

Prettygurl12 · Answer

Yes. I produced the manliest belch my now-husband has ever heard on one of our dates. He had to pull over to laugh at me lol

Iknowbestgirls · Answer

All burps and farts are accidental. 😂 When I was with my ex and we were in bed just laying down or cuddling I would let a couple farts out. She would laugh and call me stinky pants but she never made me feel bad about it. It's natural. 😂

AviatorTom · Answer

Who hasn't? First, you hope they didn't notice, and if it's obvious they did, you say "Excuse me!" and continue with whatever you two were doing.

DeeDeeDeVour · Answer

Both. Fortunately, we just laughed about it immediately moved past the embarrassing moment. :)

Anonymous · Answer

Yes, I’ve accidentally burped a few times and I’ve accidentally farted more than a few times on dates. I’m too gassy to hold that in, though.

Mangospacho · Answer

Accidentally burping is completely fine for the first date. Farting is definitely something you can’t do until at least a month of dating.

Robh55 · Answer

Well on a first date I dont believe I ever have. Subsequently on other dates I'm almost positive I've had one if the two happen.

Twalli · Answer

Not on a date, but with my girlfriend. I don't mind if she does it and she doesn't mind if I do it. It's a human thing, everyone does it.

tatianamay · Answer

never been on a date.. yet lol

Anonymous · Answer

Burped. I don’t think he heard it though we were in a public setting.

Anonymous · Answer

Burped last year during the lockdown. farted when we were getting intimate embracing. Until she start to laugh.

dragoblack · Answer

Yes, and i Excused myself. For farting I hold it in till bathroom

invalid1 · Answer

the picture though 😂

Anonymous · Answer

If they still like you, you know they are interested.

Assi2k · Answer

No it wasn’t an accident

GoldenCage · Answer

No and hopefully never will

Alyssa11 · Answer

Thanks the heavens no lol

DonkeyDan · Answer

Oh yes, but not always accidentally 🤣

exitseven · Answer

I farted in front of my future wife. She laughed.

Phoenix98 · Answer

I can’t say I have no.

enteeeeee · Answer

I never had a date lol

Anonymous · Answer

No, but while having sex.

Likes2drive · Answer

Maybe burped but never farted

Mark987 · Answer

burped yes... farted... NEVER

Jay3344 · Answer

Mostly they’re intentional

Wiredone · Answer

Only after I knew her for a while.

Wise4myage · Answer

Not yet, lol.

noohair · Answer

It is a thing that humans do.

tomtom05131 · Answer

I’m sure Adam Schiff has

king-dom1 · Answer

Burped, I was talking and that shit just came out

IronsKev · Answer

Yes to both fortunately not a first date 😂

jennifer_Hanmabloom · Answer

No but I have gotten a woody and she touched it 😂

shehryarrr · Answer

No i think its a bad manner

Slim57 · Answer

Possibly can't really remember

NathanDavis · Answer

not yet, no

Iron_Man · Answer

No I haven’t

ChiPaPa · Answer

Not yet

jae_jae · Answer

Yes. Movies.

Nazgol · Answer

Nope

Fuentes · Answer

Nah never that

Dinosaursandanime65 · Answer

Never been in a date

Joker_ · Answer

Not accidentally

JamesRandiDebates · Answer

Not that I recall.

Anonymous · Answer

Nope.

jimmy2 · Answer

Yes its life

Anonymous · Answer

Accidentally? No.

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