Guys, Thinking of witty comeback when a girl you like says the worst possible thing: “can we be friends”?

[Anonymous]

A good response popped in my head: “we can be friends just as long as I’m never in the zone.”

[OlderAndWiser]

You mean, "Will I let you pretend you want to be friends so that you don't feel bad about rejecting me? Sure, if you can't be honest about it with me, so ahead and tell me a lie."

[Truthatanycost]

You don't need a witty comeback. Just say 'no thanks, I already have enough friends'.

[mobjay82]

That’d b. s you can still comeback from that

[UniquelyBasic]

"Nope"