What am I supposed to do if all the guys on dating apps are too good looking for me?

[Anonymous]

I can't meet people in real life, I have no opportunities. Even if I did, my social anxiety is too bad to talk to anyone irl unless I'm ordering a salad or something. How am I supposed to find anyone nearby enough to see regularly?

[Heolurt]

Sounds like a fake question, every guy who's not a simp or white knight knows all females want the top shelf guys and would still trade up if something better came along.

[Asker]

Basically I just want them to meet the same standards I meet. I'm young, I've got a decent enough body shape (not overweight with relatively normal proportions aside from slightly short legs due to being 4'11 and 106 pounds) and a full head of hair, but like 3/10 or maybe 2/10 for my face. All the guys I see are buff and pretty and like 6 foot, but I'm not on that level, so it makes more sense to date more similar looking guys to myself.

Plus, hot guys are always really douchey, I hate them. Even if I could somehow obtain one, I doubt they'd ever care about me. They'd probably cheat on me with some girl who thinks leggings are real pants. They just don't seem worth it.

Guys who are as unattractive as me can be unlikeable in some cases, but I find they're weird sexism and whiney attitude a lot more bearable. Just as long as they're not advocating for murder, abuse, or anything fucked up like that.

[Asker]

So, no advice? Alright then, that's fine I guess

[Heolurt]

I never have dating advice, who am I to advise someone on something I can't even do? I've never been able to ever get anything but rejection, I would like to give advice but I'd be talking about something with no idea what to say, I could tell you don't give up and I would be a hypocrite because I gave up trying to date years ago and won't ever try ever again although I guess for a female you have better chances of finding someone than pretty much any and every guy out there.

[NerdInDenial]

Keep swiping right