Alright guys, pick your girlfriend from this list. Who would you pick and why (I’ll go first)?

[CAPTAIN-OBVIOUS]

I’m picking a Karen so that way everyone will step out of my way and no restaurants will mess my order up. Yeah, I may come out in a few viral YouTube videos but I’d rather deal with that than getting abused.

A Karen

Extreme far leftist (hates men especially white ones)

A girl with Ze/Zim pronouns

A girl like amber heard (emotional abuser)

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You can’t be single. You have to choose.

[Anonymous]

First one because i actually dealt with the other three before

[coachTanthony]

Amber for sure at least she is hot.

[coachTanthony]

Thanks for MHO

[Guy13]

I will go for Karen but that hairstyle has got to go !!

[Sour-rose]

I'll take any except... well not someone like amber. Or a girl who uses "ze/zim" as their pronouns. She's full of it aaand think that's why trans people are being called nuts >:1

[Anonymous]

^^^^^^

[CAPTAIN-OBVIOUS]

What are you talking about? This is purely for entertainment

[cth96190]

None of the above.
They are all obnoxious and mentally ill.

[CAPTAIN-OBVIOUS]

You gotta pick one

[cth96190]

I would pick Amber Turd.
At least I would not have to suppress an urge to puke when I looked at her.

[kespethdude]

I'll stay single. You lost your right to debate when you threw ad homs.

[Kaneki05]

I'll do cocaine with amber heard any day of the week lol.

[Cassie88]

I don't suppose I can opt for a bullet to the head instead.

[Jamie05rhs]

That's what I said lol.

[LiamJHayden]

Far leftist. I'll just talk about Hazlitt and Ron Paul being my heroes and she'll dump me. Then I can go date a normal girl instead of these four obnoxious choices.

[Guardian45]

NONE OF THESE! I would rather drive pencils through my eyeballs, than choose one of the above. Thank you very much.

[Shamalien]

Karen ent so bad compared to those other ones man

[Anonymous]

E - if those are my choices I'll remain single

[Opinion Owner]

Not gonna happen

[God_of_Thunder]

E: Dying alone

[loveslongnails]

Whichever one is likely to be a lesbian?

[LogicBomber]

I’d rather spend my life single and happy

[Jamie05rhs]

Oh, fuck. Just kill me now.

[misogynistic_pig]

None.

[alcorriher]

none lol

[CAPTAIN-OBVIOUS]

If you had to pick?

[alcorriher]

i wouldn't lol but amber heard