What are some homemade desserts that will make a girl heart heavy?

[Anonymous]

What are some homemade desserts that will deliver a girl great deal of sadness?

[purplepoppy]

You make a chocolate brownie taking great care to use ever pot, pan and utensil in the kitchen. Make sure that melted chocolate gets splattered everywhere, especially on soft surfaces like carpets and curtains.

Now proudly serve your brownie and leave her to clean up.

[Asker]

Well I'm not going to leave her to clean up, but I'll happily give her a brownie. 🙂

[Agape93]

Candied bacon. Nothing fucks up the heart quite like bacon and sugar.

[Asker]

How do you make it like so?

[Agape93]

... you put sugar on the bacon. Pretty self-explanatory

[Asker]

Can you cook it and reheat it in the microwave?

[Agape93]

Why would you microwave bacon? And no unless you want your bacon ruined

[Asker]

I just want to make sure the bacon is still good if it gets cold.

[Guy13]

Melt some Ghirardelli’s chocolate morsels PROPERLY and dip strawberries 🍓 and put on wax paper.

[oddwaffle]

Something terrible tasting. Like strawberry pizza.

[Asker]

Really? Has that happened to a girl you know?

[oddwaffle]

She became really sad. Then quickly turned into anger and punched me. I dodged the attack with practiced foot work and fled out the window.

[jennifer_bloom]

Raw garlic with hot sauce

[SnowedIn]

Kahlua Fudge Cake.

[TrueConfection]

That sounds soooo yummy! 🤤

[SnowedIn]

@TrueConfection ... oh it was!

Funny story: it uses 1 cup of Kahlua in it. Obviously, it bakes out. But it still smells like Kahlua. My wife and I took it to a church potluck one day. The minister of music sniffed the cake and removed it from the food table after looking down his nose at me.

[TrueConfection]

Yeah... tsk tsk!

Would you mind sharing the recipe? Pretty please?

[SnowedIn]

@TrueConfection ... I would be glad to! Need to dig it out. May I please DM you when I have it?

[TrueConfection]

Oh, yes of course! 😋

[Puppystarfish23]

Sticky toffee pudding and ice cream 😍

[gorydetails]

Sugar-free vegan cookies.

[LavLavLuv]

Cheesecake brownies

[Wise4myage]

Apple pie and ice cream.

[TrueConfection]

Whatever kind you're not willing to share.

[Songomatic]

Strawberry cheesecake with real strawberries 👍

[Ninania]

Why do you want to make a girl sad?

[OddBeMe]

Anyone going for the cream pie joke? Anyone?