Whats the dumbest/funniest way someone tried to be smooth around you?

[Telekinetic-Potato]

Courtship is an art, one that some people need classes on 😂

[jennifer_bloom]

I invited a friend for coffee and he came in a suit and tie cause he thought it was a date. I thought that was ridiculous cause I never showed interest in him.

[asphaltrhymes]

I'm not sure. Sometimes women have chatted to me in a smooth way but see, they could've just been being friendly or trying to butter-me up as a pushover for whatever long term reasons lol. Like you know, like if you become friends with someone, who yet always seems to just "use" you for things lol 😂😆 i guess the funniest way was possibly a woman asked "how are you" and I did not know what it meant at the time that she was asking me how are you because it was just banter about foreign languages. Lol. And then in hindsight I guess it's like Joey from Friends saying "how you doing/doin" but then I say how are you to people all the time, and it ain't flirty. Go figure? 😬😬😋

[asphaltrhymes]

Or, they were bored and just wanted to chat up a stranger without being keen to date, just a pure random convo and then they go on their merry way. Lol like waiting for a train or waiting for a coffee. Someone just wants to chat, lol how random 😁👍