What’s the funniest way someone has tried to hit/flirt on you?

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bro I went to some restaurant and some cowboy looking guy came to me and tipped his hat down and said “m’lady you are looking good tonight” in some accent 😭🤣

he was rizzing people up tho, so you gotta give him credit for it

WhiteSteve · Accepted Answer

At the time, I was more stunned, but in retrospect, it’s hilarious to me.

So I was working as a bouncer at a bar, there was a DJ playing and people dancing in this one open room, and at the far side of the room was a door that went to a deck outside, which was popular because you could take your drink outside while you smoked (this was 20 years ago, a lot more people smoked). So I was posted up by this door, just keeping an eye out for possible fights brewing or whatever, and I see these two girls walking towards me/the door. One of them is staring me dead in the eyes, wicked intensely. I kid you not, she gets up to me, says nothing, turns her back to me, then does the sudden “drop it like it’s hot” move where she bounces down into a full squat, then sloooowwwwllllyyyyyy stood up while dragging her butt up the front of my legs/crotchal region, lmao. Then she turns back around, looks me dead in the eyes again and smiles, then goes out the door. I was like “ok…what the FUCK just happened?”😂 Couldn’t believe that actually happened in real life, and not a music video or something. She stopped to talk to me on the way back in, then invited me back to her dorm, and…well…I’m only a man😅 Absolutely preposterous approach, but I guess it worked for her, so kudos to her and her game, lmfao

NathanDavis · Accepted Answer

hmm, maybe that one time... I was talking to a girl at this party, and she went on her way, right after that another girl gets close and asks "was that your girlfriend?" and when I said "nope" the she responded "well now you're mine..."

the funny part to me is that, till that one time I've always though... "nah, I don't do that... it doesn't work like that"

and well, it worked... lol

LaFemmeFatale_1 · Accepted Answer

The funniest?

There was one guy in my teens, he really liked me.

One day He asked “What do I need to do to win your heart? Do you want me to kneel?”

I said “Yeah, that would be nice.”

He then kneeled and bowed down and put his head right by my feet in front of like 30 other teens, shouting loudly

“I love you (my name). “

That was probably the funniest haha

The very same guy came to me next year telling me I must have been his girlfriend because he won me in a wrestling championship with another guy who also liked me.

Those two sillies seem to have talked that whoever would win, would get to pursue me.

I was not interested in being in a relationship with any of them though. 🤣

7Phoenix7 · Accepted Answer

When I was engaged, and taking a long walk... Some guy in his front yard asked me for my number. I told him I was engaged, and showed him my ring. He also tried to flash his ring 💍, except it wasn't on his finger lol and he noticed the confusion on my face. Then he realized he wasn't wearing his. So he said, "I'm engaged too, I left my ring upstairs." Lol I laughed and kept going

BlissfullyCurSed · Answer

someone told me" I bet your mum looks hot if you look that good." The dude was bisexual, and it turned out that he wanted to have a threesome with me and my mum. It was not only the most hilarious shit I have ever heard, but also it has been the most disturbing one too. Nothing can top that, but again who would want to top that👁👄👁?

Lisia · Answer

While I was walking to where my dad's car was parked a random guy just comes and walks under my umbrella with me to ask for my snapchat 😃 I was shocked

MikeFrench · Answer

I was telling a Canadian joke in a bar to three girls. At the end of the joke...

Mike: Boy, I sure hope to hell you girls aren't from...

Cindy: Nanaimo?

Mike: Oh... shit...

What’s the funniest way someone has tried to hit/flirt on you?

I won't go into details, but one of them proved me wrong.

Nxtawm · Answer

I don’t get hit on often so I don’t have a funniest way but worst way was, I was at a festival event with 3 other friends and two guys followed us around for 20-30 min until one of the guys came up and asked for my Snapchat. Ofc I said no

abbyjgriffin98 · Answer

I work as a Security Officer at a Casino and several people asked my to frisk them or arrest them. This one guy told me to contact lost and found because he thinks he lost his underwear.

BourbonAndBacon · Answer

I was at the grocery store and I saw an attractive woman picking out watermelon by picking them up and knocking on it. So I walked up to her and asked what a bad watermelon sounded like. So she knocked on a couple and then found one that she thought wasn't good. I grabbed it, put it in my cart, said "Let's see if you're right" and walked away. She followed me to the meat section and said, "I can help you find nice melons if you can find me a nice sausage"

PrettyCrumblBb · Answer

He told me my shoes were untied. When I looked, he said "made you look". I guess he thought that would make me smile.

serenalovesramen · Answer

I remember that looool, but prob when a homeless man tried to ask for my number so he could stay at my place 💀

Imaguyandagirl · Answer

Your ugly need a girl I said i'm sorry but just like your mom i'll manage

jcampbell115 · Answer

Never really been openly hit on my anyone 😔

slatyb · Answer

"You have mischievous ears"

Jmmmfi4 · Answer

LITERALLY NEVER HAPPENS

Worst · Answer

It's never happened

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