What’s the dumbest way someone has ever tried hitting on you?

[Ms_Vanderquack]

I had this dumbass on here the other day say;

“Mmm really😉 i have handled high functioning depression, sky hi debilitating anxiety and other strange mental issues till today. I'm feel like you need a boy just like me you have been soo bad😉.”

As if assuming that I am suffering from mental instability and need him to "fix" me. like seriously, do guys think that shit actually works?

[lol20075]

I don't think my experience would be considered dumb, but it was really unexpected. I just started dating my boyfriend and one of my colleagues texted me late night, around 11. I knew that day he was going to go to this rock concert with his friends, and when he texted me I could tell he drank a lot. He told me that he liked me, and I just didn't really know what to say cause I was caught off guard, so I just told him that I didn't see him that way. He was cool about it but even now, a little over a year later, he acts pretty distant. Doesn't really act friendly, just bordering the polite zone. It's crazy how many people hit on you when you're clearly with someone... like wth

[Hyped_up_on_coffee]

Some guy continuously asked me if I was Harley Quinn for Halloween every time I would go to the bar. Which was true but I would adamantly deny

[Sam_The_Savage]

Damn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can't stop laughing wtf 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂🤣😂 😂😂🤣

[Gwenhwyfar]

That’s pretty bad 😂

Having my boob honked in a bar in front of all my friends definitely takes the cake

[PaynefulPleasures]

WTF 🤣 ROFLMAO 😆😂
Sounds like he has no morals but this a good one 😆

[IraqLobster]

Hold on, Are we allowed to flirt with modes!

[hello_kitty_man]

WTF?