What the funniest thing you've done to get back at someone?

[Puppystarfish23]

My ex bestie is super jealous of me and hates me because I tried to stop her from killing herself and accidentally exposed but she was just pretending like she was gonna do it to get attention from a guy she likes who is already engaged to another woman.

I really don't like the person she's becoming and I especially don't want to hang around with a attempted home wrecker. She's such a pick me and still trys to do anything for this guys attention. I'm a massive girls girl and I just don't like girls like that one bit.

But I've been super respectful of her even when she hasn't deserved it. Recently she been telling out mutual friends not to talk to me and been a massive bitch to me whilst I've just kept smiling and being kind to her.

I know exactly why she's jealous of me because I'm engaged to a hot af, super successful guy who treat me like a queen and to put it the way it is she has a massive four head to the point its really bad and in the past I've felt sorry for her and tried to tell her how pretty she is to make her feel better I was such a good friend to her at the time and she treated me like I was nothing.

She gets nicknamed Wednesday Adam whilst i get nicknamed Barbie, I get a lot of unwanted male attention, male attention my ex bestie would love to have. Like I said before she's a massive pick me and will do and say anything whilst I just be myself.

The other day I was on at table full of young men and they were all talking with me and we were all haven't banter and a laugh then she comes over with a chair she's had to squeeze in to the table and puts her arms around two lads asking "how is everyone?" Everyone looked at her and turned back to me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

She hated it and got something moody about it and was making little digs about me once I left apparently.

a lot of the men have had a enough of her and see her as a massive ick. She's so jealous of the attention I get without even trying so I've started playing it up now just to get her more mad.

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12 d

I've been coming into with my glasses on and my hair up. Wearing lipstick and it's driving so mad but I'm getting all the attention away from her

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12 d

I said ex bestie "EX" I thought that would make pretty obvious we are no longer friends. We don't speak to each other we just have mutual friends but even our mutual friends are smelling her bs at the moment. I've tried to be nice to her and civil buy now she's telling my friends they can't speak to me like we're in primary school. I've done nothing to her she just gets jealous and annoyed by me just being myself and men liking me over her for that reason. I'm not even interested in these mens

[Finchie40]

It sounds like you need to end that friendship with her if she is getting jealous about anything you do , that is sadly a toxic trait that she has inside of herself , you are best to just move on from her and exempt her from your life. I had a friend like that , that got jealous anytime a girl showed interest in me , or if something good happened for me , he could never be happy for me , and yes he easily talked shit about me behind my back to other friends and girls’ that showed in interest in me as well. I finally confronted him and asked him what his deal was , as to why he was so jealous of me and why he is bashing me behind my back? He tried to play it off like it never happened , like he never said anything and tried to turn it around like I was the one being out of line , after I confronted him and said what I had to say , he stopped talking shit on me and started being a better friend to me when we saw each other , I guess he realized he was wrong for his actions. So the best thing for you to do is tell this girl that the jealousy needs to stop or this friendship is over , sometimes people need a reality check of their actions, if it doesn’t get better after that , exempt her from your life and act like she doesn’t exist.

[Puppystarfish23]

We are no longer friends haven't been for months we just hang around with the same people. I don't talk to her or anything unless I have to

[Finchie40]

Ok that’s good , probably for the better , same thing happened with my friend that was jealous over me , after I had words with him

[Puppystarfish23]

Yeah she's treating my friends like she treated me now though getting jealous, telling them who they can and can't talk too. They all starting to see her for who she really is. She hates seeing people make a happy life for themselves and wants them to be nasty and bitter like her

[Finchie40]

That’s crazy , she needs some serious therapy. The jealous friend I told you about ended up killing himself, so I wonder if she is suffering as well

[Puppystarfish23]

Maybe

[Telekinetic-Potato]

Girl at a job I had was getting everyone to nitpick at what I was doing. She was a total bitch

One day (as new years was approaching) she was on my case about something trivial and I said "you know, I don't know if I would consider this behavior, Yankee candle list, material"

She stared at me in shock and said she didn't care about my "stupid" list. So I did the same thing to everyone else at my job until I got them on my side.

Lol I bought off the whole staff with candles 😂

Fast forward to Christmas time, I'm handing out candles to everyone who made the list and she walks up to me all humble, no eye contact, then as if she mustered the courage to snap back into her "bitch" persona she's like "so you're going to give a candle to everyone but me?"

I told her that not everyone got a candle, but the way she had been acting the whole time I actually had a lump of coal waiting for her tomorrow.

She got really upset and I started to feel bad which was when I found an extra one in my car. I figured it was God's way of saying she had enough. I still made her hug it out ☠️

Anyway, the moral of the story is Yankee candles can be used to solve almost any office relationship issue. Everybody loves them, nobody wants to go out and buy one and even if they don't want to keep it, there's definitely someone they can gain some rapport with by giving it to them.

Incredibly versatile gift.

[desidoll]

I have one friend somewhat like this and it is difficult for me to call her out because she will gaslight and deny everything. I helped her so much, even when she was on her rough patch. I am not expecting anything in return. All I wanted was a mutual respect to continue the friendship. I lent her money, sent someone to help her with her broken car, became her free therapist, invited her to have dinner when she got nothing to eat etc…

She hated me for the same reason- I get more attention from men. It is crazy to see many women place their value based on how much attention they get from the opposite gender. When my fiancé (now husband) proposed and brought me to overseas (The Us), she got even worse. She started to act passive aggressive around me and became very sarcastic. I finally reached my boiling point and decided to end the friendship. I cut her off from everything without closure. She begged me to add her back on fb but I just gave her silent treatment. She couldn’t contact me through my number because I changed to a new one. I guess nothing funny but It is so satisfying to see she lost her source of energy now 😂

[SeriouslyNotSerious]

I just avoid them and let karma do the work. I remember when I was a trainee waitress for a week, I had this mean coworker who talked bad behind my back. She even tried to get me drunk to set me up with her male friend. The guy told me, thankfully. I got fed up and left the job I haven't started yet.

A week after I left, she became pregnant with her abusive partner and had to leave the job. I know she needed this job because she already have two babies. I felt so bad for her, but she was so mean. 😩 Karma did the work.

[Avicenna]

Sounds like someone you can't be friends with

[lightbulb27]

you are getting an education in how messed up girls can be. she's real trouble, have to distance.

you being such a nice person makes her come out of her shell even more to prey on you with her spite and rage.

remove the drama. x friend needs help.

we've seen some trouble around our daughter. had to tell her to stay away.

when you are stronger rooted, if ever, maybe you can deal with people like that in other healthy ways. pray for them, cast out demons, guide them to mental therapist, confront their real problems, etc.. But it's not your problem to own.

[HawkPerception]

Back in elementary school a dude that was like twice my height thought I was a pushover and pants-d (pulled my pants down). I immediately pants-d him right after. He clearly didn't expect it or think I had the balls to do that. He tried chasing me down the stairs to no avail. I was long gone. It was that year that everyone started learning that I was the most athletic in elementary school. I came first in every running event at track (100m, 200m, 400m, 800m, and 1500m) every year.

There was one other time when another tall dude in class kept coming up behind me and putting me in a headlock randomly. One day I didn't let it slide, took his arm and tossed him against the chalkboard. He slapped me in the face and I punched the guy in the face and he started crying. I suddenly felt extreme guilt because I thought I'd get suspended or something got spooked and walked outside.

Kids learned they couldn't bully me lmao.

[NYCQuestions1976]

Start calling her "Wednesday Barbie". 😂

This wasn't technically getting back at anyone, but it was still pretty damn hilarious. I once swapped the 3rd floor and the 8th floor in the service elevator lobby on a job site. I found the stencils and spray pant the general contractor used to mark the floors in front of the elevator doors and changed the numbers. No one changed them back for 6 months. It was hilarious watching people get off on one floor and thinking it was another floor, because the elevator doors would close before they realized that they were on the wrong floor. Or watching people stay on the elevator because they didn't realize it was the floor that they wanted. I'm such a menace. 😂

[exitseven]

When I was in college we had a big snowstorm. I spend a long time digging out my car. As soon as I left I saw somebody else pull into my space. Later that day I buried this kids car. I piled so much snow on it that you could not tell it apart from a snowbank.

[Awesomesauce2005]

Served him right lol

[FuqUFggt]

This one time I dated the older sister of a guy that stabbed my best friend and almost killed him only to get closer to him and find out where his father hid his gun. I pestered him daily with phone calls and texts with the information I had about him and his family and the fact that the cops were closing in and that he was going to go to jail for a long time. I told him he should get his dad's gun out of his comic book box in the bottom of the false floor of his father's closet and make it simple. He did. I broke up withhis sister after I got to see his face one last time in his casket. Thankful he shot himself in the chest to end it all.

[PeachyPie93]

From that whole sentence you both sound cringy AF. I also hate women who call others pick me's. When every women I have ever seen in my life are all technically pick me's and want men's attention, just look how majority of women dress. Also you sound super arrogant. So you both pretty much deserve each other lol.
I don't get back at other people i just cut them out of my life, since that is the normal thing to do.

[strateguy632]

when my parents punished for no reason i poured orange juice on their sheets and covered it with a quilt. when they got into bad after shower...

so they punished me but the mattress was not ruind so i came home from *scool cut their mattress protector and then poured orange juice on the sheet n mattress. when they were mad i said "how much is your price? punish me but i can continue!

[Bricealan]

Well, for a one time...'get back' brought out the worst in her... on a blind, first date, the girl said I performed cunnilingus on her "like a cat lapping milk"...... and I took offense at that, so I stuck a piece of gum in her bush... Well, talk about a dirty mouth,, she called a 'Dirty Coc& Suck&%. As you might expect that relationship was short lived.

P. S. I DID cut the gum out of her bush afterward.

[Flatmanlewis]

What the funniest thing I’ve ever done to get back at someone? Nothing really. I have found dead silent and ignoring somebody is the best revenge. Literally - just acting like they don’t exist anymore at all.

[ThatRandomBoy]

💀 don't know if this is like getting back or just me being an asshole I think it's just me being a asshole. Somebody kept asking me out and I eventually just told them I was gay even though I'm not. 💀 maybe I really am an asshole

[supercutebutt]

One time I was alone in the woods and a bear suddenly showed up. I wanted to get back at my ex-bf. So what did I do? The bear! And I recorded the whole thing on my phone. :)

[dustybiker2]

I'm not vindictive. Maybe briefly in my mind, as is natural but to carry it out is being as weak as they are. Moving on and being happy is the best payback.

[FearlessFlame]

Had a coworker, who would eat my food without my permission. So one day I added a few spices in my food and her mouth was on fire and yelled at me for putting the spices on MY FOOD. Ever since that she has stopped eating my food and it feels awesome.

[TommyMountainFigure]

Funniest thing to get back at someone you describe? I don't know about funny, but I would not bother with them any more. and hopefully they would go find someone else to irritate!

[Chazmatazz269]

Someone was stealing my lunches at work. So i made a “tuna” sandwich out of cat food and left it in my usual fridge, but stored my lunch in a different building. Ell oh ell!

[Biancam13]

No offence, but the way you write about both yourself and your "ex-bestie" makes you sound just as bad as her.

[Biancam13]

Sometimes we project exactly what we are, onto other people.

[Meropatrick]

Jeez u r both toxic. What kind of life is this. Both of u r fake and hate eachothers and still meet probably and hug WTF

[Puppystarfish23]

No we don't even talk to each other we both very aware of the situation

[DrPepper12]

Sounds like you had your fun now just Walk away like you said you have done. I hope you enjoy your life with Ken Barbie! Tell Wednesday she's like hump day not good not bad just mid

[Alessandra111295]

My bullies they would steal my lunch daily basis. So last time I put a laxative in food. Next thing you know they soiled themselves and they were white that day. Then tried to get me in trouble by rating themselves out. No one bothered me after that.