Weirdest thing you’ve ever been told during a rejection?

[MLGbreezy]

So today I was at the gym and decided to shoot my shot with this girl that was there. She rejected me but I couldn’t help but laugh about it even now cause if what she said. So she said she had a boyfriend and I was like oh okay no problem I’ll let you get back to it have a good work out and she goes thank you and good for you!! I was kinda confused I don’t remember my response cause I was so lost but I couldn’t help but chuckle as I walked away what does that even mean lmfaooo. Maybe she was nervous tho hell couldn’t have been more nervous then me lol. Anyway I just thought it was funny, do you got any funny rejection stories?

[FilmGuy93]

I once had a woman tell me that I had inspired her to pursue her relationship with Jesus (the guy on the cross, not a latino named "Jesus").

What made it weird was how she and her friends (who gave me the coldest reception I've ever gotten from anyone in my life) then acted in the least graceful, most spiteful, shittiest way possible to me, before she started chasing another guy who rejected her.

If I was a blackpill manosphere, woman-hating type; I probably would have found the situation hilarious.

[Anonymous]

Well I think it was the entire way she handled it. First she accepted. Then 3 days later she changed her mind. Then she told me she didn't feel that way about me. This was bad enough but I was able to get past it and accept us as just friends. But then she had to keep making it am issue. She kept referencing my "attraction" to her. She would say " I don't want to lead you on". At that point I'd had enough. It'd become clear to me that while I had gotten past her rejection she had not gotten past that I was fine with it. I concluded that we couldn't be friends and i broke free of her completely. But then she pursued me for a year after that and wouldn't leave me alone.

I don't she's able to have a normal relationship, romantic or otherwise. Now I just pity her.

[jennifer_bloom]

A guy I used to like rejected me as a friend and said I am always telling unbelievable stories. I now realize he did not deserve my respect. I did not lie and my life is uncommon because my religious understanding is uncommon.

[Msputiton]

a lot guys be like what your man gotta do wit me.

Or contact to press after.

But you were nice abd moved on like you supposed to.

So she was impressed with your reaction

[MLGbreezy]

Aye appreciate that it did leave me feeling good afterwards so I appreciated her response regardless still it was a little funny

[AviatorTom]

A woman told me she had a 3-date rule... if not feeling chemistry after 3 dates, she breaks it off. Too bad because I liked her and was taking things slow.

[OlderAndWiser]

"Gee, that sounds like it would be fun but I can't go out Friday night because that's the night I shampoo my hair!"

[FilmGuy93]

Did she have really long hair? I know that women who have like waist-length hair need to use an entire evening to shower and dry their hair.

[OlderAndWiser]

@FilmGuy93 Dude! If she wanted to go out wth me, she could wash her hair earlier in the day, or on a different day!

[FilmGuy93]

Lmao I know, I’m just saying that she might actually need an entire evening to clean her hair

[libsaretards]

I was rejected once by a woman for my answer to 2 questions. I asked a girl out and she responded by asking me how many women I've had sex with. I responded by stating I am saving sex until marriage. She asked me my age and when I responded, she called me a liar because "No man at 27 (my age at that time) is a virgin unless he is a loser".

[MLGbreezy]

Yeah I’ve had that experience too before I lost my virginity anytime I told a woman I was a virgin they’d either stop talking to me be flabbergasted about it, say I was gay or that I got no girls. Woman seem to like guys who get woman or already have one does it make sense compared to what they always saying they want. No but woman very rarely tend to make sense in dating yo bring with.

[Noah-z]

That its not me and that she can’t love no more because of her past relationship 😂

That’s her reason for breaking up with me.

we were young so it’s acceptable to say dumb things.

[MLGbreezy]

Ahhh the tried and true it’s not me it’s you line 😂😂

[kinggeorge007]

Well, that can really happen.

[Telekinetic-Potato]

She told me that somebody died and then we started laughing because she was such a bad liar she was like "I was trying to be funny"

Only it was so unfunny, it made it funny.

Kinda felt like I dodged a bullet.

[MLGbreezy]

Yikes yea you probably did with that one.

[exitseven]

I had a girl blow off a date we were supposed to go on. She said a cash register fell off the counter and everyone had to stay late to clean up the mess.

[MLGbreezy]

That doesn’t even make any sense 😂😂

[exitseven]

@MLGbreezy Yes, especially since I went by where she worked to give her a ride home and was told that she already left. Needless to say i never called her again.

[spartan55]

The boyfriend excuse is a powerful shield. No way to know if she does or does not.

[MLGbreezy]

Yeah very true but I’ve heard it so many times not only from my own experiences but with other guys that whenever I hear it I just think they’re lying anyway.

[MLGbreezy]

A girl once did give me her number even tho she wasn’t interested and never answered any of my texts but I actually prefer that it’s a nice way of letting someone down cause rejecting someone in public can be very awkward for both parties

[spartan55]

To me, if she is lying about having a boyfriend she is out of consideration anyway so I move on.

[kinggeorge007]

I've experienced that once too. It was then a boyfriend and then after a couple of weeks or months she was interested. Like that boyfriend was gone or something? But it's a common response I guess. When they don't know how to respond or think we aren't their type they use this as their go-to response. But with time they realise we are not what they thought, and they might get interested. But unfortunately or fortunately given the circumstances caused by other stuff, I couldn't give her a chance.

[Anonymous]

A girl who was a friend of mine told me she was A sexual. Only to then date a guy a few months later and even end up marrying him. I mean... a simple no, I don't see you that way would be fine. I don't know why women can't just say what they mean instead of making shit up.

[LiamJHayden]

"No. We'll end up having sex, I'll end up pregnant, and then you'll ghost me."

[Anonymous]

That im too much of a fun for him that he can compete with me. He was afraid of me getting bored with him. I was like uhh wtf

[MLGbreezy]

Yikes you’re better off honesty

[Anonymous]

How is that funny. All she said was she has a boyfriend...

[msc545]

I don't understand what was funny about what she said please explain

[noohair]

Good for you for trying. You learned that you did not die by asking. Move forward.

[LEMN717]

" SHOOT YOUR SHOT ", the name of a Team Skeeet, hard-core porn dramady series.

[LEMN717]

I also used to hear this quick retort when I was age 17-20s.
2 GIRLS were at my lifting Buddy's gym everyday on the elliptical, hell I was quasi friends with them both. THEY were very nice but considered unattainable by our stupid hormone addled brains. In my senior year I was leaving the gym and started on my way out - 15 feet from them and ojt the door, they signaled to me and yelled my name. I was talking to both for at least 10 mins. I said, (in early 00s cool factor- "nice seeing u2, BUT I GOTTA BOUNCE! I then pivoted back to the girls.. (Lindsay) I just opened my mouth and asked what u up to later? NM U? I hated that. I didn't have the nerve to ask them over to the underage party we were having literally 2 mins away same evening! My "boy" lol sounds so stupid to say.. came back in reeking of a need cigarette right after lifting for 2 hours.. having 2 on 2 was a confidence builder. I ASKED FOR THEM TO COME OVER TO THE HOUSE THAT NIGHT.. the other said u know we have Bfs. THEN MY BUDDY SAYS- AXTUALLY INLM LIKE 99% sure ya don't (he was a little to curt) have guys. Doesn't mean u cannot come by? SOMEHOW Lindsey waited for 5 years til out 5 yr class reunion to tell me her regret of not seeing me that nite- REALLLLYY!! UGH, this was someone who was probably the best choice in my class to be in a long relationship with ( I still get bummed when I tell this story) even as a barely man I felt that way, but regrets are another can of crap.

[MLGbreezy]

That’s a lot of regret to hold on too that’s why I’m trying my hardest to get over my fear of asking girls out in public settings regardless of who’s around. Im more embarrassed of getting clowned by others more then getting rejected.

[Anonymous]

Ahh, the boyfriend excuse, I've had that happen before.

[Sun_Kim-Ai]

"I love you too much".

[MLGbreezy]

No way they actually said that as a rejection?

[Sun_Kim-Ai]

Yes.

[UniquelyBasic]

Never been rejected 😎

[annabananna]

I can’t see you because I got a paper cut 🤣

[KostasKouvalis]

That my nails are too long

[ginsbergjen710]

She thinks you're gay