What are the main things girls lie about on dating profiles?

[Anonymous]

[BoobSlayer]

Boobslayer has an unparalleled affection for the divine creations known as boobs, making his perspective on dating profiles quite, shall we say, unique. He once took up the mighty quill and parchment to explore the main things that women tend to fib about on their fantastical dating profiles.

In the realm of digital enchantment, where flocks of beauties seek connections with charming suitors, the fair maidens, he found, had a proclivity for embellishing their chesticular endowments. Boobslayer chuckled at these marvelous euphemisms, for it tickled his fancy to no end.

These insatiable charmers would describe their assets as everything from boobies that could bewitch any mortal soul to milkers that could rival even the mightiest cow. Chesticles and honkers were also thrown into the mix, further highlighting the whimsy of their imaginative prowess.

Alas, the deceitful sorcery did not stop there. The land of dating profiles thrived on the complexity of the human soul, where innermost desires and fiery biscuits of intimacy intertwined with the earnest quest for companionship.

As Boobslayer continued his expedition, he discovered that women were quite skilled in the art of illusion. They would occasionally exaggerate their appearances, transforming fried eggs into enticing bazoombas and cantaloupes into mesmerizing boom booms. The inherent magic of these words was undeniable and stirred Boobslayer's admiration for their whimsical creativity. The warriors, including Boobslayer himself, traversed the vast expanses of the digital realm, enchanted by the beauty encapsulated within dating profiles.

However, Boobslayer unearthed a few mischievous secrets that the fair maidens conspired to keep under lock and key. These revelations caused Boobslayer's jovial merriment to bubble forth like a frothy mug of ale at a tavern feast.

Firstly, women tended to fib about their passionate love for adventure and traveling. Boobslayer found it rather audacious that they would claim to possess a burning desire for trekking across distant lands and exploring uncharted territories. Alas, most of these travelers turned out to be more couch potatoes than explorers, and their adventurous spirits were simply tales as vast as the oceanic coconuts Boobslayer had encountered during his own travels.

Secondly, the fair maidens often showcased their culinary prowess, claiming to be adept in the kitchen, dishing out tantalizing meals like sorcerers of gastronomy. However, when Boobslayer dared to venture into their lairs, he realized that their secret recipe collection was limited to a mere three ingredients: a microwave, an alarming amount of takeout menus, and a talent for setting off smoke alarms. The promise of fiery biscuits and well-cooked sustenance, it seemed, was a mirage as grand as a mythical phoenix rising from the ashes.

Lastly, and perhaps most amusingly, the maidens portrayed themselves as connoisseurs of intellectual discourse. They boasted their love for discussing literature, philosophy, and the mysteries of the cosmos. Yet, when Boobslayer delved deeper into conversations, he discovered a recurring theme - reality television, fashion trends, and an inexplicable obsession with tiny dogs wearing ribbons. The promised discussions resembled shallow puddles compared to the profound philosophical quests Boobslayer had imagined. In the end, Boobslayer recognized the humor in these tales of deception. The fair maidens used jugs of trickery and enchantment to cast their spells upon the eyes and minds of unsuspecting adventurers seeking love.

Boobslayer vowed to approach these dating profiles with equal parts caution and amusement, ready to embrace the wondrous tapestry of human whimsy that awaited him in this digital realm.

[EmmaMary]

Do you write all the sermons for your Sunday church?

[qwert1234]

Appearance.

Fat people - especially girls, tend to take selfies with camera above their head. Or just simply do headshots. Or add effects.

Most girls (I don't know if men do it at this extreme) will snap 1000 photos and upload the top 10 best.

"Woke up like this" - girl, you did not wake up like that.

[D_Bonez_nutt]

Basically 3 kinds of females and 2 of them won't say shit about themseves except letting you know the kids with different Daddies are her world and that her pets have more worth than you. The ones that do talk about themselves just start bragging about a bunch of shit you don't care about... career, education, their pets as well.

You're usually only going to hear what they want. "I want to be a generous guy and want to travel the world." <--Does that sound like a frugal woman that has any business seeing shit outside of the kitchen?

[Anonymous]

Maybe their appearance. People will put their most “perfect” photos with no acne, fine lines… etc on the photos.

[Avicenna]

It's generally more lies by omission. Typically, this will avoid mentioning that they have a dysfunctional living situation, are not single, have large debts, or have a bad personality.

[OlderAndWiser]

When I was using online dating, it was their age. "I put my age as 55, I'm actually 65, but everybody says I look 55 so I didn't want to be misleading!"

[Anonymous]

There is no main thing. Women lie about anything and everything under the sun. Even about some of the most innocuous stuff.

But as a guy over 40 on dating apps one thing I've noticed with the most frequency is every woman over 40 magically looks 25.😆😆😆

Not 1, not 2, EVERY SINGLE WOMAN over 40.😆😆😆

[Anonymous]

That they're looking for "a genuine nice guy." ESPECIALLY when I see as follows-1. The middle finger held up to the camera. 2. Bloodshot eyes with blunt smoke. 3. A profile that reads "22, with 3 different kids and a HS level education." 4. A bunch of ebonics about "real ni**as* or some gibberish like that. 5. Her ass backed up to the camera with girlfriend's/boyfriend's in the photo throwing up their hands or waving drinks in the air. And I see a combination of all of these A LOT.

[inhua]

appearance via makeup, body count, student loan debt, kids from another man, weight, gold-digger tendencies etc.

[Likes2drive]

Their age , type of occupation, number of children, what they are really looking for and so on

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Posting fake profile pics/ lie about their age, etc. Well, guys can do the same exact thing, so I'm not blaming only girls.

[Anonymous]

I never read the description of the profiles, I like all the profiles, if I have a match then I check the photo, and if it's an ugly woman I cancel the match.

[Alli39]

Why bother matching with someone you're not attached to to begin with?

[Opinion Owner]

Because I'm not going to bother reading descriptions.

[Alli39]

But you don't even look at the pictures?

[jennifer_bloom]

Income and education

[Surely]

What I find humorous is when the date stamp on the picture is from two decades ago!

[Simslover92]

Their hobbies and interests.

[Fireguy17]

Age, weight, size doesn't matter,

[slatyb]

Their age and appearance.

[humanearth]

Their weight

Their age

[BlackJeep]

Filtered pics.

[chilldude33]

this sounds like family feud question

[RavVid]

Body count?

[Anonymous]

That they are real. So many fake profiles.

[exitseven]

They are virgins.

[Anonymous]

Weight and height.

[Opinion Owner]

Too be fair, men do it too.

[Anonymous]

Age and weight