How do I get a girlfriend asap 🚨?

[Anonymous]

I’ve got like 7/8 months left in Brasil. I speak Portuguese and I need me a foreign bird here. Then bring her back to my country

Girls where I’m from are annoying and nowhere near as gorgeous

Help me.

Just hit bars and chat up loads of birds up everyday

Other

It’s too limited the time frame

[SueShe]

There is no such thing as ASAP when it comes to relationships with the sole purpose of fornication.

The fact that you have set yourself a time limit leads me to believe that you just want to copulate and then leave but certainly not take a lady back to your country. That is hogwash.

Basically you want to secure yourself something like a Brazilian "Green Card" so that you can return whenever you want. You don't want a girlfriend because you are in love but this is calculated love with the sole intention to have the benefits to be able to return whenever you want.

[Asker]

No I want to bring her back to my home country and get married and that kind of thing. I’d never date an English girl

[SueShe]

And you honestly think that a Brazilian girl will want to come to the UK where the weather is miserable and cold most of the year and people by far less friendly than in Brazil. That would be a very bad trade she would make if she would decide to move to the UK:

[Asker]

So why do so many foreigners love coming to the UK? Loads of foreigners move here.
English girls are trash I’m sorry

[4ngelic]

you can easily get a girlfriend like in a week or something or maybe even tomorrow, but i dont think you'll find many girls willing to move to a whole ass different country after just knowing you for a couple months. if you want a brazilian wife or something like that you should be cool with long distance when you live, until you get to a point where she could consider moving to your country to be with you

[In_Trance]

Doesn't work like that

[Anonymous]

Just start meeting girls