How do I get a girlfriend?

[Worst]

a regular female companion with whom a person has a romantic or sexual relationship.

[Anonymous]

You don't. Order a few sex toys and it'll save yourself the trauma of having a girlfriend

[Worst]

Been there done that

[Opinion Owner]

Oh no 😢 was the toy not good enough?

[Worst]

I'll show you tonight

[Opinion Owner]

👀 oooo yes

[Worst]

Will be my first time use

[KrakenAttackin]

@Apple1996. Well said!

[CalmUntilAbused]

Whoa, coming from a woman... I mean, there must be some women capable of human emotions, women like You, right?

[Opinion Owner]

@CalmUntilAbused not very many lol

[Worst]

@Apple1996 would be the perfect partner 💓

[Opinion Owner]

Awh stop 😊

[rachel776]

get involved in a large group with a common purpose for a long period of time, such as a charity with a special project or something. you will meet many girls, and people who know girls, and have time to interact with them and let them get to know you over many weeks and months, instead of trying to pick up a girl you talked to for a few minutes at a bar

that's why school is such a great place to meet people, but then they dump you out into the world where there is a much smaller pool of talent

in my job particularly, my industry, we are around hundreds and thousands of people all the time, and my current boyfriend came from my boss and her husband wanting to fix me up with someone and me continually refusing. but most jobs out there aren't like that i wouldn't think

good luck

[Meropatrick]

It really happens there is no manual. U end up meeting a girl at work or through a friend then u two click together and date. Try to hang out in places where girls hangs out. Especially places that r meant for dating like singles night or so. Join a course, meetup or voulnteer. Go out as much as u can and u will end up meeting someone

[love_conquers_lust]

Talk to them. See how they respond. Respect their wishes. Don’t be a doormat.

On keeping them, the self proclaimed alphas would actually do better as doormats:

https://www.youtube.com/embed/QW_YM_cFUNI

[Sonorous]

Bro just lead with your wallet

[Orangekiss]

By not looking for one. You usually find one when you least expect it. You can't always make it happen.

[Worst]

Will you be my girlfriend

[Orangekiss]

That is the "worst" pick up line ever. 😯🤔😉😅

[Worst]

Thanks lol

[Meropatrick]

isn't interesting that u find things when u r not looking for them ironically

[Meropatrick]

*ironic

[KrakenAttackin]

@worst. Try this line instead:

"Hey, the word of the day is LEGS... wanna go back to my place and spread the word"?

[Worst]

@KrakenAttackin I'll try that one next time lol

[Orangekiss]

No, that only works on prostitutes. 😅

[Fuentes]

These days u gotta go for lower then a 10 on the totem pole for a real girlfriend or these chick's that are higher then a 7 are wild af, demand to much and retarded af and annoying lol every dude I seen with a girl below a 7 seems to be doing just fine in life and in marriage. Then again I have seen some 5's trip so I don't know hahahaha

[Joshydavid25]

I thought you already was swimming in girlfriends.. That you can teach a class..

[Worst]

True lol

[Staximus]

Haha

[lightbulb27]

grow up emotionally, learn to talk to and understand women. if you listen, they will respond... you go from there.

start... by being interestng...

[BourbonAndBacon]

Is there a reason why anyone would want to be your girlfriend? If you give a girl good reasons to date you, you won't have any trouble finding a good one

[Vegasrunner]

@worst By stop acting like a female. You shouldn't be looking for any of that BS, find a girl that will bang you abd then find another eventually you'll get good enough with women that you'll have more options.

[JesseP1nk]

Go out and make friends. Be kind to people, they will be kind to you too. Dont be afraid of "being friendzoned" If they see you are good man, then they are gonna introduce you to their girlfriends. Some of them might be single etc

[_no_one_]

Just keep looking till you find one alone in some alleyway. They might try to run but you gotta outrun them.

[Unit1]

Become a top 20% man and girls will chase you.

Otherwise bump into girls and find reasons to "annoy" them.

[Lisia]

Step 1. Go find one

[Worst]

Found one

[Lisia]

Now you have achieved a regular female companion with whom a person has a romantic or sexual relationship.

[Worst]

Yeah lol when are we having sex

[Lisia]

right now

[Worst]

can't lol having sex

[Lisia]

Why r u cheating already

[Worst]

Skill issue lol

[Lisia]

Ah yeah you indeed need some training

[ChicoFromThe305]

Go to the gym, they literally stare at you for no reason

[Meropatrick]

Nooo. Dont approach a girl in a place that isn't meant for dating. Or bother her while working out.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Sounds like good advice if you aren't very attractive but if she's working out alone, you got a bigger success rate

[cherriibly]

when you're not looking for someone suddenly they come to u

[HouseMoat]

Getting one is easy. Getting a GOOD, LOYAL one, is HARD

[Anonymous]

Just get a bisexual woman. They're usually more open-minded.

[Lyndsielee666]

I accept your proposal

[Worst]

Thank you

[Lyndsielee666]

No thank you 🥲

[beebella]

Why would you want one?

[Worst]

Cuddles

[beebella]

Just get a dog.

[Worst]

not allowed mom :(

[beebella]

I'll get you one, but it stays at my house.

[Worst]

Unfair 😤

[beebella]

Who said life was fair? 😌

[Worst]

me...

[beebella]

You are wrong.

[Anonymous]

Show her a crisp new 100 dollar bill. If that doesn't work than you're just not doing it right.

[Dnice1]

Let her find you, sometimes it happens when you aren't even looking

[TiaNour]

With rizz

[Worst]

Looks like I'm done

[TiaNour]

It’s never to late

[Worst]

Even if I say

[TiaNour]

What happened to ur multiple girlfriends

[Worst]

I killed them

[TiaNour]

Im still living

[Worst]

You're my queen

[TiaNour]

You made my wrist better

[Worst]

You made my heart feel better

[TiaNour]

That’s what I’m known for

[Worst]

I thought you were known for roller skating

[TiaNour]

Now it makes sense why u dont got a girlfriend 💀

[Worst]

lol...

[TiaNour]

I don’t got a boyfriend so we’re both chilling

[Worst]

Wanna be my boyfriend

[TiaNour]

Yeah I’ll be ur boyfriend

[Worst]

So it's official

[TiaNour]

I guess so

[Worst]

Will you marry me

[TiaNour]

So we’re gonna be boyfriend and boyfriend

[Worst]

I'm so happy

[TiaNour]

My text to speech is so happy

[Worst]

Ur pfp goes so hard

[TiaNour]

It better

[Worst]

You look like me if I was a woman

[TiaNour]

Proof

[Worst]

It's in the pudding

[TiaNour]

Im getting McDonald’s bye lol

[Worst]

Get me nuggies

[TonyMetal___86]

You have to find the right magical spell 😂

[888theGreat]

You dial 1 800 I need HO

[PinkSmoke]

Single > relationships

[legalboxers]

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