Guys, how hard is dating with a CPAP?

[Anonymous]

Same old same

More difficult

[NamerOfStars]

Um, you just use the machine while you sleep; it's not like you carry it around with you.

[exitseven]

I dont think it would be a problem. I don't use it during sex.

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎😎

[jahaims]

I wouldn't care unless she only needs it because she is unhealthy

[dudeinohio]

I've had no problems.

[Worst]

What's cpap

[_Maya_]

https://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/cpap

[Taylorbb]

CPAP (continuous positive airway pressure) is a machine that uses mild air pressure to keep breathing airways open while you sleep.

it's the machine old people sleep with the mask and tube connected to machine.

[Taylorbb]

That simple, no links or websites mentioned. Just a clear definition. written out.

[_Maya_]

Lmao that you took word for word from the link I put. 😆 So simple indeed when someone does the work for ya.

[Taylorbb]

@_Maya_ That's the point, Maya. I wrote it out plain and simple using YOUR source without using the website itself or any link. You made him have to use his time and energy to click on some link.

I answered his question immediately. I just made it easier for him by ACTUALLY answering his question directly.

[Worst]

Lol you just destroyed her

[Taylorbb]

Lol yeah, that probably explains why she isn't responding back.

[love_conquers_lust]

@worst @Taylorbb You’re both wrong and no one @_maya_ was destroyed. It’s clearly a snore inhibiting machine, duh.

[Taylorbb]

@love_conquers_lust
It's too late to defend your lady now, simp. She stopped responding, moved on and accepted we were right.

[love_conquers_lust]

@Taylorbb She can speak for herself. I speak for myself. www.sleepfoundation.org/.../if-i-snore-do-i-need-cpap

Here’s your SIMPle summary you cried about:

Using a CPAP machine is one of the most effective treatments for obstructive sleep apnea and can stop snoring associated with OSA. CPAP machines generate pressurized air that is carried by a tube to a mask on a person’s face. The steady flow of air holds the airway open during sleep to prevent breathing disruptions.

[Taylorbb]

@love_conquers_lust

The silence spoke all the volumes for her. You spoke too late.

And you are also too late for the summary. I did it already.

You are late with everything today, huh?

[love_conquers_lust]

@Taylorbb Yah, I’m sure the silence gives you a hard on.

Tsk tsk. Calling me a simp makes the overly generous assumption that you imply she can speak for herself. And yet, here you are, trying to speak FOR her by saying she’s done responding……oooooooops.

I tried to make a joke, you got your panties in a twist.

[Taylorbb]

@love_conquers_lust

I didn't speak for her, the silence did all of the talking for her. I just pointed it out.

And you know she's not going to have sex with you because you're defending her, right?

[love_conquers_lust]

@Taylorbb One can dream…

[Taylorbb]

Real question is what will it take for her to get you to go from dreaming of lust with her to loving her?

[love_conquers_lust]

@Taylorbb I don’t know. I haven’t got to know her nor has she indicated any interest. Are you my dating coach?

[Taylorbb]

@love_conquers_lust

You haven't gotten to know her, Yet you are defending her like you are her little shining white knight... Under the account of you dreaming of having sex with her.

I'm not your dating coach yet I can tell you are a SIMPle man.

You see how I can tell jokes too?

Anything else?

[love_conquers_lust]

@Taylorbb I don’t know man. I feel like I’m the damsel under attack here. Maybe she’ll come save me.

[Taylorbb]

@love_conquers_lust who knows, maybe.. If you are the Damsel. Then she'll be the "Link" and Ill be the hypotenuse of the triangle. No force, all Tri.