Anyone mind giving me some dating advice?

[Anonymous]

I asked my close female friend some dating advice and all I got was some random bullshit. For example: "Don't kill her for loot" "Don't ask her if she pees while lifting heavy in the gym"

We are gamers and game a lot together so its not that weird but I was hoping for some genuine advice. Anyone mind giving me some advice?

I am not very social or outgoing but i am also sick of being lonely.

[Oliverlogan263]

Here's some solid dating advice bro:

- Be confident but not cocky. Hold your head high, smile, make eye contact. But don't act like you're God's gift, ya feel me?

- Listen to her man. Ask questions and really hear what she's saying. Girls love a dude who pays attention.

- Compliment her but keep it real. Don't just talk about looks. Notice if she did something cool or worked hard on something.

- Have fun topics ready in case of awkward silence. Ask open questions about her fams, hobbies, dreams. People love talking about themselves.

- Relax my dude! First dates are supposed to be chill. Laugh at yourself and be easygoing. Nerves kill the vibe.

- Offer to pay but don't be mad if she insists on splitting. Chivalry's cool in moderation.

- End with a hug, not a makeout sesh. Leave her wanting more. Another date is the goal here!

You got this bro. Just be your fly self and let the convo flow natural. You'll be beating them off with a stick in no time my man!

[exitseven]

okay- remember that she is a person and not some kind of alien life form. She is just a person with a few funny bumps. Just be friendly, try and bw humorous. Don;t be like me and be the brooding loner. It does not work.

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[FutanariEnjoyer]

Do you frequently ask people if they piss themselves?

[Asker]

No i have never asked this lmao. I dont even know why she brought this up

[NathanDavis]

she is right though... keep your pee fetishes to yourself

[Asker]

I dont have a pee fetish and i dont even know why mentioned that

[NathanDavis]

what are the top five things... you would bring up with a girl on a date?