Have you ever run into anyone that dates based on astrology signs?

[Anonymous]

That's pretty crazy no lie 😂

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

Argh. Bad memory!

I dated this one girl from a nightclub. Inside the nightclub she seemed completely normal but a bit shy, just standing there and not dancing in the middle of the dance floor. So I stumbled into her and started chatting and tried to get her to dance along, like not with me but just dance on her own. Then she started dancing more, at least moving her feet a bit instead of just awkwardly standing there, and smiling and we started talking. Then she passed me her number.

So I called her and went on a date and during the date, she wanted to stop at an Internet Cafe for some reason. Then we stopped inside and got a booth and she wanted to look things up on the computer. She then started asking me all these questions like my birthday and even a lot of deeply personal things.

I looked over at what she was doing and she was punching in all this information into an astrology website devoted to marriage compatibility! Then she got so excited by the results and told me, "Look, we're perfect for each other as marriage partners!" Me: "Oh. That's interesting [what?]."

After that she took a picture of my face and then turned it into her cell phone wallpaper! She's like, "Look, now I can have your picture with me always!" I was thinking, "But we just met! This is too fast!" 😅

We just had a short date and got some food and strolled around after that, but then when I got home, I discovered she sent me like 14 messages including a boatload of selfies she took like, "Here I am with some flowers. I love flowers!" "Here I am in my pyjamas. Do you like my pyjamas?" I mean on and on like that. I was thinking, "Oh my god!"

So I really felt like a jerk since she didn't seem mean or anything but I just panicked and wrote a message to her saying I enjoyed the time with her but I think we live too far away from each other (she lived almost 2 hours away by train). Then I felt a bit guilty but I stopped replying to her after that. I just got so freaked out.

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

I felt really bad about it since she seemed really sweet and innocent, like too innocent acting like a little girl in an adult woman's body. I liked her and found her cute but the astrology stuff and marriage talking and the endless selfies just seemed too heavy too fast, and I didn't want to risk stringing her along.

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

She also spoke in the strangest and most unresponsive way. Like at the restaurant:
Me: So, uhhh... You have any hobbies?
Her: [longest pause ever making me question if she even heard my question] ... I like flowers.
Me: Oh. [Where do I go from here] Yeah, flowers are nice.
Her: [longest pause ever again]. Yes, flowers are nice.

One of the most awkward conversations I ever had in my life. But ever since she punched that info into the astrology site, I think she started to get the impression that I'm to be her future husband or something.

[Xia1994]

Listen guy123 you made the right choice do not feel guilty about it the mamasita can now go find a mans who will also send her pics of his boxers and ask her is she likes them. When you reject someone you're doing them a favour they can now move on and find their match and you can also go find yours. I'm not only sending this to you but to myself also because it does feel bad to have to tell someone no doesn't it? but hey that no if it's based on honesty can be freeing in the end.

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

@Xia1994 Cheers! 🤝

[Purpleronnie]

Nope , but if I did and they asked me my sign id start running again. Best of luck to them but that is bat shit crazy. As soon as the person shows interest in talking about this by way of showing a detailed interest or putting faith in it … I’m switched off and checked out of the conversation.

[Asker]

Yea cause only people that are nuts only rely on such things lol

[velvetheart]

I DID

We exchanged our hello's and some small talk and then HE proceeded to ask me about my time and date of birth. I was surprised, but I genuinely thought it was some kind of a joke, cause there was un uproar in zodiac-girl memes in our country at that time.

He looked something up on his phone and then told me how shitty of a person I am because I had so and so in my ascendant (?) and it didn't combine well with my rising sign.

I kinda laughed it off because... Like, come on. And he went all SEE JUST AS I SAID ALL OF YOU SO-AND-SO'S ARE THE WORST!! GOOD LUCK IN LIFE and off he went.

Personally I don't really believe in that. I think of astrology in the category of entertainment, so one time I checked the birth charts of me and my boyfriend and it turned out that we're pretty much perfect for each other and it kinda became our inside joke lol

[Asker]

Damn that guy sounds nuts not gonna lie lol

[velvetheart]

Yeah, I got lucky, who knows what would happen if he thought my birth chart or whatever was actually good lol

[Asker]

The relationship wouldn't have lasted long and the breakup would've been petty af 😂

[bobalife]

Unintentionally I did, but it is a pattern with the same zodiacs. Now I’m wid it most times on compatibility 😂 it’s not always true, but it’s helpful to determined. It’s common these days people reference it now lol.

[Asker]

I don't know about any of that missy boba 😂

[bobalife]

What’s your zodiac? Lol

[Asker]

Taurus lol

[bobalife]

Brb, Google search Taurus….

[Asker]

Bully.

[bobalife]

LOL I was tryna be niceee! Here is what I found:

Taurus is an earth sign represented by the bull. Like their celestial spirit animal, Taureans enjoy relaxing in serene, bucolic environments, surrounded by soft sounds, soothing aromas, and succulent flavors. Taurus is ruled by Venus, the enchanting planet that governs love, beauty, and money. Taurus’s Venusian influence make this earth sign the most sensual of the zodiac: These cosmic oxen are enchanted by any physical manifestation of comfort and luxury. Pleasure is a necessity for epicurean Taureans and they feel most content when pampered. (Taurus governs the neck, so neck caresses are especially irresistible to these bulls.)

do you think it is accurate?

[Asker]

Nope, comfort and luxury sounds pretty cool but the rest I can't relate too 😂

[bobalife]

Lollll I should find another one for Taurus, but thanks for the MHO Chico🤭

[Asker]

Wasn't me lol

[bobalife]

Lol oh goodness, thankyou GAG for the MHO! 🫠😂

[Xia1994]

Usually when a man mentions star signs to me I know automatically that he is not the one, I do not believe in that stuff at all I want no part in it and I want a man who couldn't be bothered to partake in that mumbo-jumbo either.

[Asker]

I don't blame you lmao

[PeachyPie93]

I don't really date on that but I admit I look into it once we are hanging out. I always seem to end up with water or earth signs and I don't think we are compatible. The guy I had the most fun and adventures with was my childhood friend and we were both Sagittarius. I have yet to meet a Sagittarius that wants to date me lol.

[Apple1996]

I do this 😂 just can't be with someone that I'm not compatible with. I have to be with either a earth or air sign

[Asker]

Oof...

[Apple1996]

Technically I'm a mutable sign and can be with anyone but I prefer earth and air signs

[Apple1996]

It's worked out for me

[Asker]

I guess if it worked for you it did, I wouldn't necessarily say the signs are the reason it worked tho lol

[MemeSupreme]

my friend from high school does kinda but it's a joke too lol like she's into it and knows its stupid at the same time

[Asker]

Your friend is so weird she's on both sides of the story 😂

[MemeSupreme]

oh yeah she's a huge troll about it like she'd ask guy friends at school or text her exes asking their birthday and time of birth so she can add it to her chart lol

[Asker]

Chart? What chart? 😂

[MemeSupreme]

this is a new world you're entering chico... you're not ready to learn about charts lol

[Asker]

If it's black magic related , it wouldn't be my first rodeo, I've broken spells and ties before, what is this Chart? Lol

[MemeSupreme]

embrace yourself... it's a birth chart you put the date of birth, time, and place

you can read it to learn about someone. its a great power

[Asker]

There's no power in materialistic things, it's all spiritual, spirits make people believe physical things have power but that's to fool them, I'm a Christian, I wear crosses but not cause I believe there's power in the cross chains but cause it's just a symbol to my religion, I know the power is in my connection with god and that the chain I wear is powerless, same goes for the opposite except the king of illusions fools people to believe there's power in materialistic things

[MemeSupreme]

what lol

[Asker]

Nevermind bro lol

[XXTruthfulOgrexx]

I've run into some and to be upfront, I will just walk away.

Astrology is a bunch of false science and esoteric garbage.

[Asker]

All I know is that it puts limitations on love which shouldn't be that way cause love is a energy that doesn't require limitations.

[IslaTheWitch]

yeah... I know some people who believe in astrology :)

[Asker]

Oof lol

[BonzoInBitburg]

More often than not I would date someone who would ask me what my zodiac sign was.

[Asker]

Interesting lol

[itsclearlynicholas]

No, I've seen it on tv or tv characters though or tv dating shows

[Asker]

Lmao yea it's kinda cringe

[Still-alive]

i sure hope not. this fascination with random alignment of stars has gotten a bit out of hand smh.

[Asker]

Yea it's pretty stupid stuff without a doubt

[worldscolide]

I stay as far from them as i do flat earthers.

[Asker]

Lmaoo

[Nora_]

Not as the main reason but my friends see it as a big factor

[Asker]

That is unfortunate, one day they might miss something good cause they rely on sources that aren't reliable.

[Nora_]

They'll learn their lesson

[Asker]

Indeed, am I suppose to pretend I don't recognize you? 😂

[Nora_]

Do you recognise me? 💀

[Asker]

Yea but I don't know what to think anymore tbh

[Nora_]

Look up nor4 on google

[Asker]

I already know about all that, so you like a catfish or something?

[Asker]

Cause if so, you kinda late, I think someone already tried that lol

[Nora_]

What do you mean

[Asker]

I'm so confused, either ways tho welcome to gag

[Nora_]

Thanks bro, see ya around

[laly520]

oh countless times
n I knew a girl who called date ofd afted knowing he was a Gemini

[laly520]

off*

[Still-alive]

that shit is bogus man lol

[laly520]

it's crazy fr
judging or selecting someone based on their birth month

[Asker]

Yea it's funny how they consider some signs as red flags 😂

[laly520]

n it always has to be gemini for some reason
dont even get how they conclude all of that

[Asker]

Yea someone just took LSD one day and looked up at the starts and started making shit up lol

[Asker]

Stars*

[laly520]

that reminds me of crystal believers
I have a coworker who collects em, they have names n she gave to each crystal one power like the purple one is for luck n red one to attract a soulmate etc
how can a crystal she got for 3$ or so do that
it looks plastic to me

[Asker]

Yea that's actually all new religion stuff, they are connected to evil spirits, I had a friend that rocked with them too, he had a friend that got scared shitless and stopped messing with all that stuff, the last thing he said about it is That "that stuff isn't for him" my friend got deep into it and got murdered last year, before dying he did accept that it was all evil but it's possible he found god before dying tho, which I hope

[laly520]

oh my
may he rest in peace
I did some digging about it before n what u said makes sense but not the case for most of crystal girlies
they dont know anything about it n r just mostly having fun n following trends

[Asker]

Yea but in my religion the purpose of the devil is to make sure people never find god, there's no power behind the rocks but them being distracted on them is a evil strategy to keep them distracted from the truth, there's people that believe there's power behind it, the devil assures they believe they have power so they stay lost, it's why according to my beliefs its all evil, even tho the rocks themselves are powerless.

[Asker]

And thank you Laly 🙂🙏🏽

[laly520]

I agree with u

[myloveforuisinfinte]

Really? Nope tbh. Wbu?

[Asker]

I have but it's good you haven't lol

[myloveforuisinfinte]

Oo lmao tbh I don't believe in zodiac but it's fun to ask🤣🤣so what's your zodiac?👀lol

[Asker]

I'm a Taurus and you? 😂

[myloveforuisinfinte]

😶bruh Taurus are hell annoying 💀💀sorry lol , my bro have same zodiac. I'm Aries

[Asker]

You said you weren't one of those people, you liar, you sound just like one 😂

[myloveforuisinfinte]

Okk that time I lied about my zodiac. But this time I'm not lying

[Asker]

No you said you weren't a zodiac person lol

[myloveforuisinfinte]

Lmao okkie, 🤔 few months ago I said I'm Gemini coz I didn't know about my zodiac at that time much lmfaoo,🤣 , that's why I thought coz of this u said me lier lol

[Asker]

Well that probably wasn't me cause I don't normally ask people for their zodiac signs lol

You are an Aries tho, that's cool ha

[Fireguy17]

no, because I probably would not date someone like that.
Nothing wrong with those that believe in it, but it is just not my thing at all.

[TheSpaceGnome]

Yeah I see that a lot online an on occassion in person. Those people are retarded.

[slatyb]

No, I haven't. I certainly wouldn't date them.

[Asker]

Well it's surely a turn off when they do that lol

[Jennz6]

I don’t know anything about astrology

[Asker]

It's like signs and stuff lol

[Jennz6]

Yes I kinda get it

[Asker]

Not worth using for dating guidance tho lol

[ThatGreekGirl1996]

Not really but not how i go about things.

[Asker]

Wdym lol

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Never dated an astrolohoe and never will.

[Asker]

Can't blame you, those people are nuts lol

[JHAYES317]

In person, no. On social media, absolutely

[Asker]

It's crazy to see witness it in any form lol

[NathanDavis]

not really no...

[dustybiker2]

I have never. And I feel oddly left out.

[sirderpsalot123]

You feel left out because you don't believe in that bullshit? Lol

[dustybiker2]

It's odd to still feel left out even though I don't believe in it, yes lol

[Miah04]

❤️❤️

[Miah04]

Yes.

[Asker]

So what's your sign? 😂

[Miah04]

Gemini

[Asker]

Why?

[Miah04]

What do you mean why?😂

[Asker]

I wanted to randomly annoy you for no reason whatsoever 🙂

[Miah04]

It didn't work😂

[Asker]

Yes it did, I can see it did ☻

[Miah04]

😂😂naw

[4ngelic]

only on the internet

[sirderpsalot123]

Yes lol

[Asker]

Miah is one of them

[sirderpsalot123]

I wouldn't be surprised lol she's crazy

[Asker]

Yea she needs the biggest chill pill in existence

[sirderpsalot123]

How did she even get out of the box 🤔

[Asker]

She must have eaten her way out

[Miah04]

I am not😡

[Miah04]

Shut up derp before i get dusty to put you in a box

[sirderpsalot123]

Dusty would never. She loves me

[Miah04]

@dustybiker2

[sirderpsalot123]

Don't blow up bros question lol

[Miah04]

You just shook. He likes having his questions blown up

[Asker]

Now she's speaking for me, quit blowin up my shat

[sirderpsalot123]

😂😂😩

[sirderpsalot123]

Yeah miah you heard the man

[sirderpsalot123]

And she's trying to make my buddy an accomplice

[Miah04]

Shh chris. This is between me and derp

[Miah04]

She's my friend too😡

[sirderpsalot123]

She says right after she tagged dusty. She's also a hypocrite

[Miah04]

Dusty told me to tell you no more dinosaur pancakes until you apologize.

What is with you and dinosaurs? 😂

[sirderpsalot123]

Her and her mom punishments... lol

That's none of your business 😒

[Asker]

Don't worry bro I'll take the dino nuggets from her freezer and bring em back to you, I'll also take the normal ones and we can toss an at miah

[Asker]

Them*

[sirderpsalot123]

@ChicoFromThe305 appreciate you

[dustybiker2]

Dude. Wash your hands before touching my freezer baby

[Miah04]

Oh these Dino pancakes are important to you😂

[Miah04]

@dustybiker2 😂😂.

[Asker]

Telling me to do so made me wanna pick up dog shit on the way there

[Miah04]

He doesn't appreciate you

[sirderpsalot123]

Milo's dog shit. Miah doesn't pick up after her dog. She's one of those people

[dustybiker2]

@ChicoFromThe305 Derp. Is this where you learned the potty hands from?

[Miah04]

@ChicoFromThe305 because you weird

[dustybiker2]

Grown boys obsessed with 💩

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker2 no not washing my hands has always been part of my religion

[Miah04]

@sirderpsalot123 you leave my babies poops out of y'all weird poopy fetish

[Miah04]

@dustybiker2 it's finally makes sense why they bonded so quickly their love of poop

[sirderpsalot123]

Then pick up after your dog

[dustybiker2]

Derp I'll mush all the dinos into 💩 shapes and put them back in my freezer

[Miah04]

I do😡
@dustybiker2 he probably love that. He's weird*whispers*

[dustybiker2]

@Miah04 They think it's manly musk

[Asker]

No she won't, I got the nuggets bro, I left her a little brown treat in her freezer tho 😂

[Miah04]

@dustybiker2 😂😂i smell like shit. So manly

[dustybiker2]

@Miah04 😂

[sirderpsalot123]

@ChicoFromThe305 I don't know what they think is happening, but we are already on our way to Taco Bell to celebrate our victory

[Miah04]

@ChicoFromThe305 so busy stealing nuggets when we talking about pancakes.
Do better chris

[Asker]

Well maybe that's why it was so easy to steal the nuggets, pancakes was the distraction mwahahahaha

[Miah04]

Only reason y'all on your way to taco bell is chris stole the wrong items😂 gotta recover from the L

[dustybiker2]

@Miah04 Exactly! Whose the joke on now

[Miah04]

Naw bruh. There's no fixing this one

[sirderpsalot123]

You guys know me well enough to know I won't complain about getting a free bag of dinosaur nuggets

[sirderpsalot123]

We are almost at the speaker now so enjoy your pancakes

[Miah04]

Derp. It's too late. He fumbled

[Miah04]

He gonna try to recover, but it's over.

[dustybiker2]

Derp •cuts power to the block•

[Miah04]

@dustybiker2 noice😂 no taco bell for them.
We saved them from that nasty food

[dustybiker2]

@Miah04 But will receive no appreciation for it

[Miah04]

@dustybiker2 i know. But we used to it. They never appreciate what we do for them

[dustybiker2]

@Miah04 Truth. Boys smh

[sirderpsalot123]

You think I didn't see that coming? I just said taco bell but really we went to get a pizza and we are in the middle of eating it

[Asker]

Tbh y'all can keep y'all pancakes, everyone know waffles are better and dino nuggets are the best, she wants the nuggets, don't let them fool you bro

[dustybiker2]

Hey @sirderpsalot123 we won't tell him how you'll be crawling back for fresh dino pancakes tomorrow. Don't worry.

[Miah04]

Waffles are good. Ngl😂

[Miah04]

@dustybiker2 this is true derp loves your food too much

[Asker]

I know where to get better lol

[dustybiker2]

Tell me. I need a morning off cooking.

[Asker]

I don't negotiate with the enemy

[dustybiker2]

Dammit