How to move on from this embarrassing fart moment with my crush/new boyfriend?

[Anonymous]

I was in the library working on a project with this guy who is in my biology class. We always had a super flirty relationship and he always teases me in class. Example: He would take my notebook and write inappropriate things on it and try to get me caught by the teacher. He likes embarrassing and poking fun at me. We went out for the first time after weeks of knowing each other and it was one of the best dates I experienced. We had an easy flow of conversation, he's very smart and not to mention cute! So needless to say, I have a massive crush on him. He chose to partner with me on the project so we were getting to work on it and waiting for our other group members to show up. He was making so many jokes about our teacher and it was super funny! We were dying laughing but my stomach was hurting because we had ice cream and I think I might be a little sensitive to dairy :( So as we're laughing a tiny fart came out!

Luckily we were in a corner of the library where no one else was around and we were sitting on the bean bag chairs that are on the floor. I was so embarrassed because we only started dating recently & I am mortified! And the nature of our relationship is so teasing and I KNOW he will bring this up repeatedly just to torment me. We both froze for a second & I wondered if he even heard it. Then we both just burst out laughing even more and I could have dug a hole and stayed there. He kept saying he would tell everyone and I was like begging him not to. I kept covering his mouth when he pretended he was gonna announce it to the other people in the library.

Finally our group members arrived & despite threatening to tell them what happened, he didn't. But he sometimes would look at me & grin sneakily & then exchange secretive looks with me. I don't want anyone finding out! And he hasn't been acting any different but he always brings it up when we're in private & winding me up. Feels like he'll never forget about it! How do I handle his endless teasing?

[FunkyMonkee]

Honey, EVERYBODY farts! It's part of having an asshole!
My ex-fiance was the farting champ of India! She could clear out an entire concert hall with just one little toot! Well, maybe not the people closest to her, they were either dead or unconscious. Too close to ground zero. There was always this radioactive glow, afterwards, too.
We'd take a walk in the park and trees would melt!! Skunks would ask for her autograph and lessons. I wonder where they got those little gas masks?
If I wanted to go fishing, I'd just put her in the water, she'd let loose and, within seconds, I could pick the fish off the top by the buckets full!!

[dolemite58]

If a girl I liked accidentally farted when she was laughing i wouldn’t be turned off by it I would just think it was funny 😂

[Asker]

He thought it was the most hilarious thing ever :D I did too but it doesn't take away from the embarrassment aspect. And I haven't really farted in front of my previous boyfriends ever before and the fact that this relationship is so new is making me ten times more embarrassed. He makes these comments all the time that I'm too pretty to fart and then he came up with a nickname that he uses about the incident and when people ask what it means, he just laughs and says it's a private joke :P Why does he take such pleasure in annoying me? You would think he never heard someone fart before LOL :D

[dolemite58]

Cuz it is way funnier if it’s ur girlfriend doing it cuz girls get extra embarrassed by it. The fact ur so nervous about it is why he thinks it’s so funny. Act like meh oh well it happens and laugh it off 🤷‍♂️

[Asker]

We've been on a few dates since then and we laugh so much about it to this day and it's been a few days already lol :D But I don't want him to lose his attraction to me because it's like the ultimate deal breaker in most relationships. Will he still see me as sexy despite the fact that this happened or did I completely ruin my chances with him? :{

[Asker]

He asked me to be his girlfriend because of our good banter and that we have so much in common and people told us they could sense of chemistry a mile away. But I just feel like I totally ruined all that by having a human moment in the library so early on. Seriously can't stop blushing and being mortified LOL

[dolemite58]

No u didn't lose your chances with him lol I don’t want a girlfriend where we can’t openly fart around each other. 😂

[Asker]

He said the same thing but he has yet to fart in front of me. I always thought the guy should go first because as you said, girls are extra embarrassed about this and I feel so much less of a lady :P I wish he would just get it over with it because it feels so unbalanced LOL :P

[dolemite58]

U need to give him an ultimatum that he needs to fart around u soon or else 😝

[Asker]

I honestly just want it to happen because now it's just him teasing me nonstop about it so I wanna tease him back too LOL :P He's so mean! Like knowing how he acts about it will make me never fart again in front of him hahaha! He's so annoying but strangely makes me like him more because he's so playful and fun lol

[Loner111]

Even more to laugh at.

Better to laugh than to insult each other.

[Asker]

He was insulting me lol :P Kept saying pretty girls don't fart and being so obnoxious about teasing me LOL :D