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So my boyfriend is the funniest person I know and we always crack each other up and are super silly and goofy with each other. So last night my boyfriend was doing the most ridiculous impressions and made a really funny comment about an actor on TV and it made me laugh so hard that I farted! That just made us laugh more and before we knew it, we could not contain our laughter. I'm totally embarrassed, mortified, and it was one of those moments when I wanted to disappear and never face him again lol! Like he never heard me toot before and I was kind of making a record of never doing anything gross around him. We died laughing! To make matters worse, he never forgets ANYTHING so this one will go down in his history book the day I farted. He even made a comment saying how he'll never forget this and I'm so embarrassed. After we both stopped laughing our asses off, I just made an excuse and left his apartment because I was MORTIFIED. He's texting me asking why I left so abruptly but I was DYING from embarrassment. You wouldn't expect that of me because we are both major goof balls but I'm also super girlie and that stuff is so humiliating to me. I hate him for being so funny and making me toot! Lol! Help me deal with this embarrassment please and thank you? Thanks guys :D
Can't live down this embarrassing moment with my boyfriend?
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"Cup of cheese" break the barrier
https://www.tiktok.com/@macdaddypayday/video/7024202782047472901
LOL that video was funny but nowhere near reality! :P I have no intention of "breaking the barrier" ever again lol :D
Come on. I thought women farted rainbows and floral bouquet. 😂😂😂
Lol your comments 😜 But seriously I go above and beyond to avoid these moments and that made it even funnier because my boyfriend couldn't even believe it happened and was like in shock at first lol 😂 And he even asked me if it was a fart as if I can deny it and I'm looking so guilty lol
It actually sounds pretty funny. I wouldn't be embarrassed. He didn't seem to shocked or grossed out.
www.tiktok.com/.../7284270492117224737?lang=en
The first time I went to my future wife's place, shortly after we met, I went to her front door. But before I knocked, I felt intense compressed gas in my bowels. I walked down the steps, stood a distance from the door, and let out a shockingly long, rumbling, burbling fart from the depths of Hell. I shocked MYSELF.
Just then, she opened the door and I pretended like I had just arrived. I thought I had gotten away with it.
Years later, we were talking and she recalled that evening. Yep, she had heard me. ROFL
LOL yeah it's funny that she didn't mention it until years later :P That's kind of sweet of her in a way! My boyfriend would never act like it didn't happen and he would for sure call up all his friends and tell them, publish it in the newspaper and sell it to magazines. He's a freak lol :P
Please don't be that embarrassed. Everyone farts. I have much more embarrassing fart stories than that lol
Tell me about yours then because this one for sure is my most embarrassing moment in life lol :D
My boyfriend thinks I don't toot and I'm always being sneaky about it and waiting until he's not there! LOL!
I'd had a really heavy dinner the night before I went to work one time. I felt fine when I got up, but by the time I got to work my stomach was really killing me and I knew that my dinner was not agreeing with me. I worked in a small three-room office with two other people, one of whom worked about 6 ft away from me close by in the next room. All of a sudden I let out this huge fart, it was totally silent but it smelled terrible and my coworker smelled it too. She got angry and said that "I should've done that at home" and told me to go use the bathroom. I did, but the only problem was that the bathroom was also right next to where she worked. So of course I really needed to go, but I was sitting on the toilet only about 6 ft away from her with just the door between us. So I had this really terrible (and loud) diarrhea that I'm sure she heard and smelled.
Aww that is embarrassing but happens to the best of us! I know most people have gone though similar experiences :) I know my last relationship was like that! We went to a restaurant for our 1 year anniversary and we had food that didn't agree with me and I had a bad night with my boyfriend at the time being present lol :) So embarrassing but luckily he was pretty understanding and we had a good laugh 😜 And as usual, he teased me about it the next morning lol and I'm sure guys always give their girl a hard time about those moments because of our reaction and how rarely it happens lol! 😉
I'd never give a girlfriend a hard time about that... after all, she's likely going to be plenty embarrassed already. I lived with my last ex and we shared a bathroom and we got used to using it together (even if one of us was using the toilet). So no big deal for either of us, after a while 🙂
Aww that's really sweet that you wouldn't bring it to attention and just accepted it as Normal :) It depends on the guy because some like teasing and taking it over the top lol 😜 But after that experience, I don't see us sharing a bathroom when we live together and will insist on having a separate lol 😄 It's a comfort thing I think and not every couple chooses to take it there lol
It’s just a fart
Yeah but we've only been dating for 8 months and he never heard me do that before! Lol! I was just so embarrassed! I hope he forgets it soon and this is one of my biggest regrets in life lol
You act as if the smell sent him to the hospital
No it's not like that but thanks for the laugh lol! :D I just always believed girls shouldn't do that and none of my previous boyfriends witnessed this before so it's just awkward and embarrassing
Yeah I used to think flowers grew out girls assholes instead of poop coming out and butterflies came out instead of farts…. But that’s when I was 5 years old
Haha so most guys know to expect it but that happened in the most unexpected way and I'm sure now he doesn't believe butterflies came out instead of farts too lol :P
Good to know that guys are more accepting of it when it happens on accident and don't make such a big deal about it the way girls do lol :D