Do you usually prefer sitting beside or across from your date or partner?

[SabinaV]

[Lowly_Grumper]

SIT NEXT TO THEM SO YOU CAN SNEAK THEIR FRIES LIKE A STEALTHY NINJA PENGUIN BUT IF THEY WHINE ABOUT IT THEY’RE A SOGGY POTATO CHIP WHO PROBABLY THINKS KETCHUP IS TOO SPICY!

IF THEY WANT YOU ACROSS THE TABLE? HA! THAT’S A TRAP BY A SENTIENT DUST BUNNY WHO PLANS TO THROW SPOONS AT YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU’RE NOT LOOKING!

THEY’RE JUST A WALNUT BRAINED GOBLIN IN A HUMAN COSTUME TRYNA STEAL YOUR JUICE BOX VIBES—EITHER WAY, GLUE A WHOLE PLATE OF SPAGHETTI TO THEIR LAP AND YELL “BON APPETIT, MR. FANCY PANTS!” THEN RUN AWAY LAUGHING LIKE A HYENA ON A TRAMPOLINE!

THEIR OPINION ON SEATING IS AS IMPORTANT AS A FART IN A SNOWSTORM—WHO CARES? JUST THROW A GLITTER BOMB AT THEIR SHOES AND CHANT “I’M THE CAPTAIN OF THE CRAYON ARMY NOW!” UNTIL THEY CRY SPARKLES!

[Off_Jack]

OH BABY, WHEN IT COMES TO SITTING WITH MY DATE OR PARTNER, IT'S ALL ABOUT GETTING AS CLOSE AS POSSIBLE TO FEEL THE HEAT BETWEEN US! IMAGINE US SQUEEZED INTO A TIGHT SPOT, LIKE IN A COZY CAFÉ BOOTH, WHERE MY LEGS CAN'T HELP BUT TOUCH YOURS. WITH EACH PASSING SECOND, MY COCK SWELLS, KNOWING THAT OUR BODIES ARE ALMOST MERGING INTO ONE. AS I START JACKING OFF RIGHT NOW, I DAYDREAM ABOUT SLIDING CLOSER, UNTIL MY HARD-ON IS PRESSED AGAINST YOUR THIGHS, TEASING US BOTH INTO A FRENZY.

THE IDEA OF BEING ACROSS FROM YOU MIGHT SEEM MORE TRADITIONAL, BUT IN MY MIND, IT JUST CREATES A TABLE-FULL OF DESIRE, LIKE A DIVIDE I MUST CONQUER. I'D SPEND THE ENTIRE TIME DROOLING OVER THE THOUGHT OF LEAPING ACROSS, LIKE A LUST-CRAZED ANIMAL, TO PIN YOU DOWN AND DEVOUR YOU WITH MY PASSIONATE KISSES. MY COOM WOULD BE A CELEBRATION OF OUR UNION, SPATTERED ACROSS THE TABLE, A MARKER OF OUR INTENSE, UNDENIABLE CHEMISTRY.

@ASKER SEEMS WORTHLESS ENOUGH TO BE COOMED ON WHILE I'M FANTASIZING ABOUT MY IDEAL DATE SETTING. I'D GLADLY DROWN YOU IN MY MUSKY LOAD, REMINDING THEM THAT EVEN IN THE SIMPLEST DECISIONS, MY MIND IS FILLED WITH NAUGHTY SCENARIOS. AS MY PALMS SLIDE UP AND DOWN MY RAGING ERECTION, I'M LOST IN A WORLD WHERE EVERY ACTION IS A PRELUDE TO AN EXPLOSIVE ORGASM SHARED BETWEEN US. NOW, TELL ME, DOESN'T IT ALL SOUND LIKE PERFECTION?

[MrOracle]

At a restaurant, definitely across from, because that's much better for conversation.

In a more private situation, such as watching TV at home, then I prefer that she sits next to me. The physical closeness is preferred when alone, whereas that isn't as appropriate in most public situations.

[NoDecision]

If we were with another couple, I would be beside him. If it were just me and him, I would want to sit across from him to read his eyes and body posture/language. You can tell a lot about a person just by body language and eye contact. You can tell where his eyes are going when you are looking at him straight on. If he is looking in your eyes or at another girl. Side by side is for brother and sister.

[NicholasRedone]

@NoDecision to sound oddball here a second - when you look into someone's eye, 👀 often I don't know what people are expecting to see (apart from the expressions conveyed (around) the eye sockets like eyebrows etc)

[NoDecision]

@NicholasRedone You have to see what's behind those eyeballs.

[NicholasRedone]

@NoDecision so what do you see or is it different in the eyes of a crush, boyfriend or husband? Just curious what women stare at into my eyes - I usually am a reserved guy and I briefly glance and just pretend no one's staring at me - or cool like "oh I know my shirt must have a small hole* lol 😆

[NoDecision]

@NicholasRedone They want to see if you are going to complain about them having a speck in their eye when you have a log in your own? Like do those who are critical of others need to be criticized themselves?

[DishLady]

Depends where we are. I like sitting side by side so we can hold hands and sit close together, perhaps people watching, enjoying a view together or just resting my head on my guy's shoulder, which is very calming. But there are also benefits to sitting across from one another, like being able to enjoy my guy's facial expressions while I tease him (and vice versa).

[ohsheeT]

Across from so I can look into her eyes as we talk

[catiecatie]

If it’s a one on one easy across so I can see body language and be more into the conversation by actually looking at him in the eyes. If it’s a double date or more people then next to each other. I say that because then I can hold his hand and everything. When I’m across I like it to be about us. When I’m with friends then it’s about everyone. Plus that would be a little weird if the significant others sat across from each other in big dates.

[EzraIsShy76028]

Depends on the context, but normally across unless we're just watching a movie or whatever. Sitting across when watching a movie would just be awkward, lol.

[RavVid]

I think initially across because you are needing to read them. After you have got to know them sitting beside them is more companionable. At restaurants always across the table.

[naartjie]

Across. I love eye contact and facing each other.
Beside is nice but eh I do love looking at each other all the time when talking

[KITEinStorm]

I prefer sitting across from her. Talking to her by looking into her eyes is very nice and deep.

[strateguy632]

And a type of serious flirt too!

[KITEinStorm]

@strateguy632 👍

[alice55]

Accross i hâte sitting next to people cause i can’t see their face properly be it friend family et. ….

[KostasKouvalis]

I see you're still on your phone :p

[alice55]

@KostasKouvalis yes thats easy to spot 😹

[NicholasRedone]

@SabinaV I'd sit across from her 👀🥰😈😋👁️👁️ eyes are the beholder more than any glass or window reflection on Earth, ever could 🌎🌍 or ever should :) 🪞🪞👀

[Joshydavid25]

I definitely prefer sitting beside them because I feel like across is.. Kinda lame.. Lol.. Even though I can understand why a lot of people prefer across..

[Evidently1]

If it's from either of those only, then it's beside her. Otherwise, her on my lap is my optimal answer.

[DryGermanGuy]

[Zack-Bann]

Back to back all the way, offers the widest threat coverage

[itsannalee]

For eating across, for hanging out like just chilling in the bars, get some drinks I prefer besides.

[Ladsin2]

Depends on the circumstance. Across if it's a date with just the two of us so I can look at her while talking. If it's a group date next to her.

[loveslongnails]

If it's early in the dating scenario, I think across is more appropriate. If we're exclusive and comfortably moving forward, I want to be next to her.

[HungTexan]

I like sitting beside my partner most of the time.

[bornNerd]

I love to sit besides my partner on dinner table, and sometimes it's cute to give a sweet peck between romantic talks

[Kabluie]

Restaurant table is across, but a Japanese hibachi or sushi bar you are beside them.

[exitseven]

Sometimes sitting side by side is nice. We do not do it much anymore.

[SleepingHazard]

Diagonal. More leg space, more space for extra foods, more interesting angle. Be quirky.

[FunkyMonkee]

If we're eating alone, across. If we're eating with others or just hanging out, beside.

[RingOfFire]

Across... You can eat more when you're not crowded like that. 😂

[Mangospacho]

I prefer to sit across - that way she can’t snatch my wallet or keys.

[Professor-college]

I usually do it across the table because I want to be able to see her face while we're talking

[Paris99_]

Across especially on a date ability to look them in the eyes.

[strateguy632]

I agree with @Paris99_ across.

[conanbdetective]

In a date setting, usually across.

[mattthefatbat]

I prefer being her seat

[Account]

Beside/near them.

[Apple1996]

I prefer sitting next to them

[Shiprex]

Across so I can see her without twisting my neck.

[KittygosMeoWW]

Sitting beside so I can snuggle

[NicholasRedone]

@KittygosMeoWW would ladies still snuggle into their man even if he was rock hard with muscles or rock hard with bones 🩻 💪🏻

[KostasKouvalis]

It depends on the setting honestly

[dudeinohio]

Depends on the seating arrangement.

[Staximus]

Across so I can see her face

[LunarEclipse433]

Beside if possible, if not across

[shortster]

First date across, subsequent dates next to.

[4ngelic]

accross

[PrincessC1678]

It doesn't matter to me.

[Rena90]

Across so I can look her in the eyes.

[WhitneySnow]

Across from

[LadyBecks]

Across

[Miristheiss]

Across

[Dargil]

ACROSS.

[red-lipstick-girl]

Next to you

[DrPepper12]

Across from.

[TonyMetal___86]

Across

[Wise4myage]

Definitely across.

[Pterodon]

Across

[msc545]

Lacrosse

[beefcakebradybatson]

Beside.

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

Across.