Why should I date you?

[ItsJill]

Just for fun, don’t take this seriously 😜

I need to get through this 12hrs shift 😖

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

If it's a "should" then you've mistaken me for a job, I feel insulted now. I get it though, a 12hrs shift has to make you look at the world like everything's a job. A logical misfortune. I'll pray for your liberation from this insanity. If you're in medcare, I'll pray to give you strength instead.

Just for fun, don’t take this seriously 💅🏼

[Kaneki05]

Because I'm smart, and love cuddles? Also a introvert who you never need to worry about as I don't go out really, and I'm loyal.

Do be warned I will talk to you about video games and nerdy stuff, especially mtg and then science like the theory we are living in a black hole. That holds a lot of weight to it.

When I don't mention my negatives I sound great hehe.

[Agape93]

Not judgmental, if you tell me a secret, it dies with me, I have plenty of guns and ammo and the training to use them, etc.

Plus, above all else, I give more than I get. You know what I mean, @AmourHoney

[Jennz6]

@Agape93
Wow, that’s impressive

[DishLady]

I don't swing that way, lol.

[ohsheeT]

Because I'm real , I'm fun, I'm happy smart lo e to laugh I'm very romantic passionate feeled with Live and just. I'm loyal and become committed love holding hands and cuddling and I can keep you safe

[AviatorTom]

You shouldn't, I'm married.

But if I wasn't, you should date me because I'm a handy man. I can fix anything you need fixed. Plus, I have talented hands. 😉

[Chazmatazz269]

You shouldn’t. I didn’t do anything to you. Why would you wanna ruin my life?

[Sun_Kim-Ai]

Well, I'm not exactly on the market (although my last posts might suggest so), but whoever wants to just have a relaxed afternoon walking on the lakeside, just lazying around in my garden or maaaaybe a boat or mountain trip, I can arrange that.

[NathanDavis]

because I have a quite flexible schedule... and could adjust very well to your 12 hour shifts... lol

whenever you find the time any given day, we could go on a date no problems

[eagle1951]

well only if you're blind and caan't see lol

[ItsJill]

Awww, why?

[eagle1951]

i'm old and ugly huh

[strateguy632]

Because i am such a sweety. And despite a genius and well studied, still not arrogant nor hostile about it.

[DannyUk2017]

Because i'll make you laugh till your jaw hurts...😅😂😂

[Levin]

Well, that would be an honour for you. I am an English nobleman.

[strateguy632]

First you did not earn it, also the idea that elites are better like you said honor, is bad. That was the main reason trump shook hands with the queen.

[capriVib]

The real question is why should we go out with you, anonymous member.😂👍

[TallAnon]

I'm dependable, empathetic, have a stable life, care for my loved ones and a gentle giant 😁

Ignore that I'm messy, lazy and not at all adventurous 😜

[Staximus]

Because I'm 1/3 fat ninja, 1/3 fat Jesus, and 1/3 fat MacGyver, but I'm not real fat. Just kind of fat.

[RHK36]

Because I could last fairly long during the zombie apocalypse.

[hello4433]

Cause I don't know how you look and you don't know how I look. So if we are gonna date then it means you are serious about the relationship

[Anonymous]

You shouldn't unless you're dominant, and you like submissive men.

[Anonymous]

If that's your attitude then you probably shouldn't.

[Anonymous]

i don't meet the requirements or the criteria of datings🙅🏻‍♂️🚫

[Anonymous]

You are real desperate and there are no other humans left.

[exitseven]

You should not date me. i m married.

[Jennz6]

Are you bi?

[ItsJill]

Not really

[Jennz6]

@ItsJill
We shouldn’t date

[Jennz6]

DM me for your edification

[OneViewpoint]

You won't be bored.

[Lynx122]

Cause I'm awesome 😎

[bananathunder]

I can open pickle jars...

[Shiprex]

Because you're worth it 😜😘

[Anonymous]

I can save you from 9-5

[Jmmmfi4]

No one should

[HusamRocks]

You shouldn't 💀😂

[Anonymous]

I'm not saying you should

[Sam1133]

Because I'm rich 💀

[wkhan_87]

Just unseriously.