When speed dating on GaG, who is your favorite obsessive profile?

All characters and events in this question are entirely fictional.

The guy obsessed with "😆😆😆"
The girl obsessed with "white men"
The guy obsessed with "unrequited love"
The girl obsessed with "disgust about sex"
They guy obsessed with "boob-loving"
The girl obsessed with "bold and italic laconicism"
The guy obsessed with "headline text formatting"
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When speed dating on GaG, who is your favorite obsessive profile?
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