Why are horse girls a red flag for men?

[Anonymous]

They are because

They aren’t

[abc3643]

They most definitely are an enormous red flag. Why?

HOR$E$ ARE EXPEN$IVE!

My wife has this bumper sticker: "My Husband's Paycheck = New Horse Equipment".

I didn't find that funny.

From Google AI:

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The phrase "my husband's paycheck = new horse equipment" is a common and humorous saying in the equestrian community that pokes fun at the high cost of horse ownership and a rider's dedication to their hobby. It reflects the reality for many equestrian partners, often called "horse husbands," who find their finances heavily dedicated to their spouse's passion.

The saying can be interpreted in a few different ways:

* The financial reality: It can be a candid joke about the large budget required for horse care, training, and showing. The cost of tack (like saddles, bridles, and pads), grooming supplies, vet care, and boarding can quickly add up, often surpassing spending on other household items.

* A "money pit" hobby: It speaks to the popular joke that horses will consume all your money. Many equestrians have made and seen jokes about the expense of their passion, including the humorous saying "How do you make a million dollars with horses? Start with two million".

* The horse's luxurious lifestyle: The humor is also in the juxtaposition of a dedicated spouse's hard-earned money and the idea that the horse, an animal, ends up with more lavish accessories and care than the human family.

The phrase resonates with many equestrians and their partners, who often share stories online about the financial realities of their hobby. It highlights the level of commitment and passion that riders have for their sport and their horses.

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If I was single and dating, the first question I would ask is: "Do you own a horse or want to own a horse?" If she said "Yes.", I would ask "Are you incredibly wealthy so that we don't have to work for the rest of our lives ever?"

So, in short, it's a red flag.

[abc3643]

From an old opinion of mine on another question...
Do you like horses? ↗

There's a reason why it's spelled "HOR$E$".

They are machines for turning good money into $hit that you need to shovel. I type this looking right now at my wife's hor$e that I need to shovel $hit for.

... and we did shovel that $hit and cleaned out the barn as well. Did I tell you that I had to spend $11,000 on a tra¢tor so we could carry all $hit to a giant $hit pile that some farmer will get later?
And then there's the $1000 loan I needed to take out for hay just to keep this unloving $hit ma¢hine alive. And when they die? Good luck burying a hor$e!

[HawkPerception]

Is a horse girl a girl who rides horses? I've never heard this term being used before.

[ohsheeT]

No red flag here. It's a happy green flag all the way

[Clear_Skies10]

Only if all her sex toys are from Bad Dragon and she sees her horse as more than a friend.

[mysteriousNicholas]

They are only in it for the horse / 🐎 I feel like I'd be competing for attention

[Ariesman81]

Anything that can tame a beast that big ain't something I wanna mess with. Besides, I'd rather be fishing than stacking second crop bales.

[Iron_Man]

Let’s spend all their free time with the 🐎 That’s what they’re thinking and she puts me to work after I’m done riding.

[Panthero80]

You mean girls who look like a horse or girls who f*ck horses?

[FunkyMonkee]

What's a horse girl?

[andreasderjuengere]

Because we prefer human girls?

[Anonymous]

As long as they aren’t fucking it

[Anonymous]

I don’t think they are

[Ermmhey]

Not for me