You have less than a minute to ruin a first date. What is it that you would say to ruin it?

[Simslover92]

I'll start.- "I'm pregnant."

[Beckybooboo]

"can you stop at a store? I need to buy a condom for myself, I don't wanna leave a mess on you. I hope you also have one"! Oh, God! I showed this question to my boyfriend and that's his opinion 😭

[MemeSupreme]

my ex would love you

[genericname85]

"I'd love to have kids with you cause i'm sexually attracted to children and we could have a threesome". if that doesn't ruin it and she keeps being interested, i'll just call the cops on her xD

[Simslover92]

Lol that would certainly do it lol

[genericname85]

lol i just read your "I'm pregnant." thing. that would certainly not deter that character xD

[Simslover92]

Lol you're right it wouldn't lol

[Simslover92]

But it would for the average man

[genericname85]

it would perfectly work for me. tbh i'd be mad she never mentioned that before the date cause i wouldn't even have agreed to the date.

[Simslover92]

Yeah I don't blame you. I would be super upset if a guy told me he had a baby on the way on the first date

[genericname85]

yeah makes you really wanna procreate with them knowing how they treat the last person they procreated with huh? :D

[Simslover92]

Haha yeah definitely 😄

[AviatorTom]

"I should probably tell you. My AIDS test came back today. It's positive."

[mysteriousNicholas]

@AviatorTom My divorce papers arrived today - 🌹 I haven't signed them yet - 🍽️ 👀 👁️ "..." Speechless lady ;)

[RavVid]

That has to be the winning destructive line.

[ohsheeT]

That's funny because it was my first thought.

But then taking a breath and thinking about it
It would have to be the right person but that could also be one of the most beautiful moments in life

[HawkPerception]

Are you okay going dutch?

(I'm serious though... if they say no, I'm out, lol)

[Rei13]

I think I just shat my pants 🫢

[BCRanger10]

"You're not a fed, are you?"

Also, this question (and @ngs54 answer) made me think of this song...

https://www.youtube.com/embed/ueSIuxvFIsc

[SixFootSexy]

Complain a lot, about everything. Boom.

[mysteriousNicholas]

@SixFootSexy I now respect this man greatly as one of my top fave actors. A man to another man of culture 🎩

[RandomGirl42]

That ointment hasn't stopped the itching at all!

[rachel776]

My boyfriend's having dinner with us, he'll be here in a minute.

[mysteriousNicholas]

Poly - yikes lol 😞😆 threes a crowd

[Nikki1989]

[Billlewis]

As an unwilling victim of numerous 'first-date-only-then-ghost' type women, I always know I'll never see her again when our food gets to the table, and she immediately asks the waiter for a carryout container.

[Lliam]

My gonorrhea has almost cleared up, but I have condoms.

[BDRick]

I did once ruin a first days (by mistake) by when she asked what I like, I responded “I Love it when you call me big papa” and she took it the wrong way before requesting I don’t ever talk yo her again.
I don’t necessarily see what was so wrong about that; maybe the fact that it was too goofy

[RavVid]

Reflect badly on her appearance.

"I'm pregnant" wouldn't do it. You can't become pregnant if you are pregnant so you safe to go bareback in. A bit of a cum on.

[OneViewpoint]

I'm the man, I'm in charge. Now let me mansplain the menu to you.

[Crimsyjo]

"I'm pregnant" didn't stop one guy dating me.

I'd say I'm actually a man or something. Haha.

[Spencer10]

"I am sorry but this is just not going to work for me"

[DryGermanGuy]

Some great examples here:

https://www.youtube.com/embed/9QHVg6eZk7w

[Anonymous]

Let's go pick up food from the drive through at McDeath

[mysteriousNicholas]

You mean Mickey D's aka McD's aka McDonalds

I guess some folks prefer the Whopper Lair aka BK

[AgentG111]

That ruins it? Hell! Let's fuck you can't get pregnant twice.

[ilistengood]

It wasn't my fault the condoms were too small and kept falling off

[Jeff51]

Your profile pic is much prettier than in real life.

[Kelley1]

When I accepted the date, I didn't know you were short and stupid.

[DrPepper12]

Can I borrow your fork? This ankle monitor is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO itchy!!!

[BadApple69]

How is this:
Glad we had our first date this week, last week I had a bad herpes breakout. We should be good now 😊

[sage2021]

Oh, the free clinic called me today and all my tests were positive except for just one. Isn't that great?

[mysteriousNicholas]

@Simslover92 I think George said it best in Seinfeld

"Countless quotes"

[mysteriousNicholas]

The joke there is too many to list

[Amy10223]

"I'm looking for a marriage partner!"

[WellBye]

I used to be a man)

[Chazmatazz269]

I feel like that could go either way. Ell oh ell!

[mysteriousNicholas]

Thumbs up 👍

[beenherebefore]

My ex is calling and pick up the phone and start talking to him.

[Wuai201]

Sorry I was late, I had to drop my stool sample off at the Dr's office.

[AvaRay]

So, tell me.. r u here to impress me, or just to realize u never stood a chance? 💋

Careful though curiosity’s fun until it meets a woman who knows exactly who she is.. 😊

[Godihateyou]

Im a smooth operator. Id rather fix a disaster date in one minute

[D_Bone_Steak]

"I just want to fuck you and treat you like trash."

Wait...

That would actually make the date the best ever for these American women around me.

[guesswhereivebeen]

Yeah man that will get you more dates than you’d lose

[D_Bone_Steak]

@guesswhereivebeen The fact that is actual reality is sort of sad. I mean it sounds nice when they say they want a nice guy, that treats her like gold. That's what they say... then what they do...

They go for a guy that calls her names, rapes her when she's got a headache, and cheats on her.

[guesswhereivebeen]

Nic’s guys finish last

[Kelley1]

@guesswhereivebeen Exceptionally good looking nice guys finish first. With women and men good looks trumpts behavior.

[D_Bone_Steak]

@Kelley1 I second that opinion. Reminds me of that meme where the hot guy says hi in the first picture and she has hearts floating out of her, and then in the second picture is the 5/10 guy doing the same thing and the chick in the picture is calling him a creep.

Also reminds me of that hot and crazy graph when it comes to chicks.

[guesswhereivebeen]

Your not wrong on that

[Sweety_Torneeya]

I will become completely silent and will not stare at him... only one sentence I can say is "I want to go to home".

[zagor]

"First they give me life and then parole me after only 15 years? I love this country."

[Agape93]

"Sorry, just shit myself."

[lorenzomichael]

Here hold this gun for me and if we get stoped by the police. My name is Hector.

[BruceWayne32123]

“You were much prettier on your profile pic”

[Jennz6]

Ask him to provide a condom 💃💯

[Jennz6]

@Simslover92
Great post 💕

[Simslover92]

Thanks 😊

[Anonymous]

Just bring up my ex-wife. I've done that before to repel women who were flirting with me lol.

[exitseven]

Did you bring your wallet?

[Paige90]

I have diarrhea

[Light_beam]

ewww

[Stevepro68]

I need some money to pay for the check

[smahala1991]

I have explosive diarrhea

[jamesgoldman]

I don't feel great then vomit over the table

[mysteriousNicholas]

@jamesgoldman "hold up, my other girlfriend isn't here yet" - those double double dates 😶👀😅

[PrinceAlbert57]

You paying with cash or card?

[Coden7]

“Hang on, I need to call my fiancé”

[slatyb]

Are you saved?

[DrPepper12]

Do you have a moment to chat about our Lord and Savior JC? 😄

[curiousandhonest]

Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

[Deepinthought345]

I am okay with dating a pregnant woman.

[Ariesman81]

Congratulations! Is it bi-racial?

[guesswhereivebeen]

Have you ever seen a micro penis

[guesswhereivebeen]

The 2 thumbs down I got are for sure from a couple of tiny tims

[guesswhereivebeen]

We’re up to 3 little guys!!!

[guesswhereivebeen]

If your gonna thumbs down that answer you owe an explanation

[Chazmatazz269]

Let’s go Dutch!

[Anonymous]

i'd go political.

[Rosemaiden]

"I have to poop"

[mysteriousNicholas]

Lol Peter Griffin inspired 🤡🤣

[Shiprex]

I thought you'd be slimmer.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I think I’m your cousin!

[Awantika03]

After spreading legs say to him go to hell

[WonderingManII]

Just by looking at her.

[msc545]

I would say "I'm broke".

[UniquelyBasic]

I'm an Alpha male