Ruin a First Date in 4 words! Ready? Go?

[coachTanthony]

I will go first.

Does this look infected? Ha Ha Ha

Your turn! Whatcha got?

[Cynicaldreamer]

"No sex right away." -how to run off the wrong people

[coachTanthony]

What about a good night kiss?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@coachTanthony you asking her for a kiss 🤔👀 LOL

[coachTanthony]

@Brainsbeforebeauty Yes tongue and all bahahahaha

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Shoot your shot 🙂🤣

[coachTanthony]

@Brainsbeforebeauty I am sorry but this is not a shoot your shot post.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Excuses excuses LOL

[Cynicaldreamer]

What is going on with this comment section? I leave you both alone for... what, an hour, and come back to this, LOL

@coachTanthony Hmm, it depends on the person I guess? I usually don't do a kiss on the first date unless I've known him for a while beforehand (think friend or acquaintance asking me out as opposed to a random stranger I don't know). But if there's a spark there, maybe?

But sex? HELL NO.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@coachTanthony
Him? Or her?

[coachTanthony]

@Cynicaldreamer What if he grabbed your butt as he went in for the kiss? bahahahahaa

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@Cynicaldreamer that's for making me go to bed at 8:30 on a Friday night!
🤣🤣🤣

[coachTanthony]

@Brainsbeforebeauty Him or her? I don't follow you brains! I need context

[Cynicaldreamer]

@Brainsbeforebeauty But you needed your beauty sleep!!! You should be thanking me for getting you to bed early, LOL

@coachTanthony Oh, he's getting slapped or punched for that behavior.
Yes, yes I would do so and claim it was a reflex against horny men, haha

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@coachTanthony LOL nevermind read the reply wrong 🤣🤣

[coachTanthony]

Someone’s drinking something over there @Brainsbeforebeauty

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@coachTanthony no actually I'm not lol wish I was

[coachTanthony]

@Cynicaldreamer no guy should be putting his hands on that tight fit ass of yours on a first date ... So good for you!

[yofuknutz]

All right let's put music to a room

[sean1234]

NO sex right away? Even that is a turn off for me. That's insinuating that you have sex on the 2nd date , but not the 1st. Potentially seeing me as just another guy you screwed. Guy# 78 on the list :eyeroll:

[ArrowheadSW]

I once had a date get mad at me for showing up ON TIME for the date. We were to meet up at a restaurant at 6 PM, and I showed up at 5:58. So, the 4 words were:

"Why are you late?"... When I clearly was not late. When I mentioned that I told her that the date was for 6 and it was 6, she didn't have an answer. Maybe she showed up early and was frustrated that she had to wait? Needless to say it went well otherwise. Maybe she was in a bad mood that night. We had further dates also.

[ArrowheadSW]

After eating dinner and a glass of wine she was fine. Plus there was probably SOMETHING ELSE that she needed but it was too soon in our dating for that. Otherwise I would have gladly provided it... LOL

[Avicenna]

“My parole office doesn’t know I’m here”
“My therapist says may bipolar and Borderline Personality Disirder are no problem”
“ Can you pay and take me home- the bill collectors had my car repossessed this morning”
“I owe 100k in student loans for my Sociology degree

[coachTanthony]

Ha ha ha

[Avicenna]

Whoops, didn't follow directions:

"My parole officer died"
"I have mental illnesses"
"My car got repossessed"
'I just owe 100K"

[Screenwriter]

Avicenna's problem is he can't count to four! This would ALSO be a date ender.

[Screenwriter]

I hope you're paying.
My car was repossessed.
I have bipolar depression.
My parole officer died.

[Avicenna]

@Screenwriter: Hehe!

[Dazed0N0Confused]

"Let's talk about religion."
"Let's talk about politics."
"You're cuter in pictures."
"My other personalities said..."
"My guy/lady is calling."
"You're paying tonight, right?"

[catmint]

LoL: "you're cuter in picture". That one will do it. Others are only going to make you look stupid.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

"Baby daddy 5 material"
"I have a penis"
I'm not going Dutch 🤣🤣

[WowwGirl]

Your brothers is bigger

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@WowwGirl 🤣🤣🤣 aww damn that's a good one lmao... Or if he ain't got a brother "your father's is bigger 🤣🤣

[coachTanthony]

@Brainsbeforebeauty @WowwGirl Ha Ha Ha

[WowwGirl]

Call me Fred Rogers

[WowwGirl]

Don't mind the smell

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@WowwGirl last guy's still there 🤣🤣

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@WowwGirl Fred Rogers 🤣

[ShadezMcgee]

@WowwGirl fucking savage with that one, haha

[WowwGirl]

my nicknames Uncle Tom

[WowwGirl]

🎉🎉🎉🎉

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@WowwGirl
My name's Lorena Bobbitt
(Any guy that remembers that story will be out the door in less than 4 min.) 🤣

[WowwGirl]

Its only bacterial vaginitis

[WowwGirl]

six holes are mandatory

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@WowwGirl 🤣🤣🤣
"What? Herpes isn't curable"

[WowwGirl]

👍 nice

[WowwGirl]

I fucked coach Tanthony

[WowwGirl]

Yes honey😂😂😂

[coachTanthony]

@WowwGirl Not too bad... Can I get a cigarette!

[WowwGirl]

Pairs well with your box wine

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@WowwGirl 🤣🤣🤣

[coachTanthony]

@WowwGirl Nothing like a good swig of some box wine after sex Ha Ha Ha

[WowwGirl]

Agreed

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

But I filmed it 🤣

[GoldenTulip]

I never go Dutch though! Even when I'm Dutch. Men pay the first date period. Haha let the losers run!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@GoldenTulip 🤣🤣🤣

[coachTanthony]

Bahahahahahahah @Brainsbeforebeauty Were you hiding in the closet

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

👀👁️👁️ LOL

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@coachTanthony but can I come out of the closet now and have some wine too 🤣

[coachTanthony]

@Brainsbeforebeauty Yes... but you have to hand over the evidence lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@coachTanthony aww well see that's gonna cost more than a glass of wine, and boxed wine at that..
Even playing around with titling it
"CoachTanthony Wowwed and plowed"

[coachTanthony]

@Brainsbeforebeauty Oh you're good. Ha Ha Ha Okay Brains... whats it going to take?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

What's it worth to yah🤔hehe... But see you could be a Starra🤣🤣

[coachTanthony]

@Brainsbeforebeauty Absolutely with lots of photo shop and editing! Ha ha Ha

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@WowwGirl can do the editing and photoshopping 🤣

[coachTanthony]

@Brainsbeforebeauty @WowwGirl Whoever edits just please removed the zit on my left butt cheek! That is all I ask lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣🤣 yeah I noticed that when I was in the closet. I'm surprised Woww didn't pop it when she was digging her nails into your butt 🤣🤣🤣

[coachTanthony]

@Brainsbeforebeauty You gotta be drinking something ha ha ha

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Nope stone cold sober... Imagine if I was drinking 🤣🤣

[coachTanthony]

@Brainsbeforebeauty Yeah no shit LOL LOL

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😁 you should ask how to snag a date in 4 words or get a date "going" turned on in 4 words 🤣

[coachTanthony]

@Brainsbeforebeauty That hurts my head to think about.. what would you say? LOL

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Gotta ask the question to get the answers 🤣

[coachTanthony]

@Brainsbeforebeauty You are more popular then me... you should ask it lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Nuhuhh you have way more followers 🙂I probably got more haters. You saw anyone that mentioned me on your crush post got downvotes 🤣🤣

[coachTanthony]

@Brainsbeforebeauty That is because they are jealous of your popularity. The followers don't mean anything I had 27k on here before i left and came back now i have 5k so... please you get way more attention... you should definitely post. lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Only if I can link your question...

[coachTanthony]

I don't care! How are you going to word it? lol People unlike you have been drinking tonight... don't want to make it too hard on them ha

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Turn your date on in four words! Ready! Go! 🤣

[coachTanthony]

You smell like pickles? Ha Ha Ha... could be interesting if they take it as a joke and not serious

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

That's a turn on? You off your game coach 🤣I don't think women wanna be told they smell like pickles 🤣🤣

[coachTanthony]

I like the bread and butter pickles so it could be lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

No just no, save that for when you married 🤣

[WowwGirl]

For?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@WowwGirl for? For what?

[yofuknutz]

I carry a gun

[Tstrbrainer]

@Brainsbeforebeauty the second one have both effects, it might turn on some people.

[yofuknutz]

That has happened to me

[Tstrbrainer]

Can you share it?

[Battooot]

Hahaha omg i have real life examples. il tell you one that a girl actually said to me. During our first time meeting and hanging out she was like: what's your marriage plans?

Now one that i actually said to a girl on our first time hanging out and she couldnt hide the disappointment from her face (all it took was 3 words): I'm a virgin.

Bonus: when i was 22 or so, i had met a truly hot curvy jamaican lady. Despite how much i found her attractive all it took her was literally 4 words to ruin it all: I have a kid.

+bonus: same as first girl, not even 4 hrs passed of us knowing each other and she was already talking about how she wants to get married soon. I was like ok fine its not like i dont wanna get married in the near future either. But then a moment happened where we had a small thing in common and she said: I see a sign! I said i see a sign too, mine says 360 North im getting the hell away from here xD!

[Elsa143]

1. I got standards, okay?
2. I don't trust you
3. You're like other guys
4. I hate lying @$sholes
5. I'm superior than you
6. Don't dare to kiss 7. You are my slave

[coachTanthony]

Depending on the person... you are my slave might be a hit LOL

[Elsa143]

Hehe yes.

[perfectchaos]

I'll tell on the ruined a date for me. Nobody likes that candidate. I didn't bring any politics up she did. I was done with her after that and she did not get any call the next morning after dropping her off. I go for fun not to hear your political theory.

[perfectchaos]

I will say I didn't respond at all like hey this and that. I actually agreed with her kind of. Not to her extreme though. I just disliked the candidate but can at least recognize why people liked them. If I remember I said something like I don't want to talk politics.

[jshm2]

"Let's talk about Jesus"

Actually had a trainee mormon kid used to do this sort of shit back in uni. He called it "the lords work" where he would turn up at parties to try shut them down, dates to try and "convert them from sin".

The devil must have hated the goon, god knows we did. Eventually got kicked out for his antics.

[SandandWaves]

you have some good questions:

all i could think of was a part from a movie

gotta think of something... hmm, aaa nevermind, it will be too gross

[coachTanthony]

The grosser the better lol

[SandandWaves]

I know. Just can't say it. shy.

[JSmuve]

"you are paying, right?"
"Damn are you ugly"
"When do we fuck?"
"I'm here for head"
"Wanna see my cock?"
"I have no job"
"I have no degree"
"I have the clap"
"I am a tranny"

[Anonymous]

I am a feminist.

I voted for Trump.

I have the virus.

[yolo18]

"What's your body count?"
that isn't the right thing to ask on a first date.
OR
"I've got a girlfriend/boyfriend" on a date😂

[molonski2]

Body count would be a difficult one..
But literally no one would answer honestly anyhow. Couldnt win

[mimi051998]

Your dad is bigger
No sex until marriage
I don't give head

[yofuknutz]

I want to fuck you in the ass how about them apples while I hogtie you up a apple in your mouth Pulp Fiction style

[Glasgow55]

@yofuknutz Er...4 words.

[yofuknutz]

As if I give!

[lillianaustin]

@Glasgow55 she has more than one option, as in one of the 2

[legalboxers]

1) Im a sex offender
2) I am a felon
3) I robbed a bank
4) I am a woman

[coachTanthony]

All good ones

[romanticpepe]

Number 3 can have a positive effect in some girls

[legalboxers]

@romanticpepe in what aspect

[romanticpepe]

I literally already listened to women talk about guys who rob banks as heroes and superior to them. I don't know, they were poor girls from poor neighborhoods, so their hierarchy of values can be twisted somehow.

[CaptainSmartass]

I forgot my wallet.
You look cuter online.
I shagged your mum.
I shagged your sister.
I wanked to your pictures.
I have the clap.
You. Me. Disabled toilets in 5.

Simples...

[coachTanthony]

Bahahahahahahaahahahaha the last one is money.

[molonski2]

You look FAT (in ) That
Come here often ?
Bondage on first date?
Nice , u look fckage
I hate poor people
I despise fluffy puppies
Will u workout poor?
Dont pick that desert
What is you size
You look tired
------------------------------------------------------------- Just off the top of my head , many more

[MCheetah]

"I'm a (third-wave/intersectional/etc) feminist."

"Do you like anal?"

"You fine with fisting?"

"Let's call/meet my husband."

"Imma bitch, aren't I?"

"You ARE paying, right?"

"I love using men."

[LogicalGal123]

"I'm here for the money."

One of the girls from work told me that when she told the guy on a first date. My reaction:🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[Inexpensivefurniture]

"You're like my mom/dad!"

"You wore THAT?"

"You have a sister/brother"

"I dated your aunt/uncle/etc!"

[David92506]

1. Damn, I have AIDS (Or any STD).
2. I am a Republican
3. I voted for Donald Trump
4. Venezuela's Socialism works wonderfully

[jessacat83]

"Hey, cutie! Refill?"
Now this seems nice enough until you realize that he'd mistaken me for the waitress and thought I was still in the bathroom...🤦🏼‍♀️

[jessacat83]

He proceeded to make this clear all the time oblivious to my identity. I said I was gay and left him there.

[Little_Bumblebee]

I want your money.

I don't do blowjobs.

I don't like sex.

[SuccessfulHornDog]

Did you bring money
I was born male/female
Lets talk some politics
What's you body count?
Does this look infected?
Why aren't you Woke?
Thought is was gas
Should farts be solid?
I am a Scientologist
Hi I'm an Antiracist
No, We're against Fascism
I want 12 children
Are you fertile
I am a Republican
I am a Democrat
I am a SJW
I am a Feminist
I'm a Male Feminist

[Sincerly_KittyCat]

I was born male/female took me out 😂😂😂😂

[SuccessfulHornDog]

@Sincerly_KittyCat LOL. It felt relevant for the times

[Sincerly_KittyCat]

Imagine someone on a first date says "I need to see a birth certificate or show me baby pictures" lmao 😂😂😂

[SuccessfulHornDog]

@Sincerly_KittyCat coming soon, I;m sure

[WowwGirl]

The test was positive

[coachTanthony]

Bahahahahaahahahaha

[WowwGirl]

I can go on

[coachTanthony]

let er rip!

[WowwGirl]

Organ harvesting pays well

[coachTanthony]

Ha Ha ha... or

breathe into this rag.

[WowwGirl]

Wanna play proctologist later

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣🤣 takes playing doctor to whole new level lolol

[coachTanthony]

@Brainsbeforebeauty @wowgirl Yeah that comment made my butthole pucker up lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@coachTanthony it's natural to protect that cavity 🤣🤣

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Got another:
"Brought my kids with"
"Say hi to new daddy"
🤣🤣

[yofuknutz]

Say hi to the new Gotti yeah that would do the trick

[Agape93]

Must... scratch... my hemorrhoids...


Or


Are you into necrophilia?

[DiscomfortZone]

-Make America great again!

-They know, leave tonight!

-Do you suck toes? (😉)

-I see dead people.

-Vaccines lead to infertility.

-You pay, I stay.

-I'm better than Coach.

[magiusX26]

"i want a baby"

"so your my parent?" (dad or mom depending on situaltion)

"they already had it" (pointing at the large crowd of people at the resturaunt/concert/other venue for the date)

"just meet my spouse"

"my dog is bigger" (can substitute other animals)

[Glasgow55]

Hahahaha. Great post. Erm...
"Sorry, stoma bag's full."
"You got a sister?"
"Natural, trimmed or smooth?"
"Do you do anal?"

For the record, i'm totally against anal and find the very idea of it repulsive, just so you know. x

[ChrisMaster69]

Your sister swallowed.

sorty could not get 4 lol.

[chukio]

In 4 words that is tuff ( I have aids) aye i did it in 3 words. Just to clear the air I do not have aids.

[zagor]

"Like sex with kids?"

No joke, one of my sisters' first-and-last dates told her he was into that.

Though I suspect he might have been just trying to end the date.

[MillenniumBill]

Tests came back positive.
(Great if your a woman)

[Alyssa11]

Anything to do with I enjoy my independence/not the commitment type. I get the ick straight away.

[JackSmy]

Why? What if that person is the one you are destined to be with?

[Sincerly_KittyCat]

Let's split the bill.
Want to have sex?
Everything came from nothing.
I dont want kids.
I dont like animals.
Dont want to marry.

Whew and the list goes on.

[Smashingdoozy]

I mean I don't even have to say anything most of the time they just see my scars and run but usually
"I don't have parents" makes them realise im fucked up ✨fucked up✨

[sheikalana]

"I'm going to use the bathroom." never comes back lol.

[McKellar]

To a Good guy:
Girl: You're not my type.
Guy: It's okay, I get this often.

To a Bad Boy:
Guy: I just got released from a 10 year sentence.
Girl: I'M YOURS!!!

[usernamexxxxʸᵉˢ]

Quietly but not quiete "ufft.. he/she really stinks like a cheese"

[jennifer_bloom]

I can’t stay long

[yofuknutz]

Neither can I let me put in and get it over with

[ChiTown33]

This (holding handkerchief near her face) smell like chloroform?

[Massageman]

Pay your own way!

You're a boring broad.

Fix me my dinner!

[Dinosaursandanime65]

“I killed a person”

”Your mom is dead”

“Imma plant Dumbass Tree”

”Suck my dick please”

[ShadezMcgee]

I have genital herpes.

[coachTanthony]

LOL what if they said OMG me too?

[romanticpepe]

perfection ahuuahuaha

[ShadezMcgee]

Sweet! Herpes^2

[AdithyaR]

I will become hokage.

Note, this may make your date go extremely well if your date is an anime fan particularly if Naruto.
For anybody else's they're sure to label you as an anime nerd or weeb and the date is basically over right there.

[VirginHoe]

Guy: "Call me daddy, Babygirl"

Girl: "Shit my boyfriend's here!!!"

[Unit1]

"You pay for everything"

[coachTanthony]

How did I know you would say that! LOL LOL

[Unit1]

I guess you know me enough coach!
In any case I am happy to see, that I'm not the only one thinking like that. Some folks get on with modern times. I like that a lot.

[yofuknutz]

I just show them this

[WhiteSteve]

“Hope you like Polka!”

[Lynx122]

nobody likes me
I'll explain my pain
I don't understand women
I'm going home
My life sucks.

[admles]

I am a vegan.

I'm a conspiracy theorist.

I am very religious.

[sean1234]

No sex till marriage!

[coachTanthony]

I would think many women would actually like hearing that? LOL

[sean1234]

Are you kidding? What planet are you from?

[sean1234]

I've never even made it to the 1st date because of it. Most seemed to virtually be nymphomaniacs. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAD!

[sean1234]

I can barely put into words how big of a turnoff it is when women talk about how they had sex with other guys as if it was nothing. I ask "Are you a virgin?" and look at me like I'm crazy or even laugh.

[Kieronm]

"I like tasting farts" if that doesn't put her off she's not for me anyway 😂.

[Hurlyburly]

My husband/wife is calling.

[electromagnetic]

I got no titties.

[coachTanthony]

Ha ha ha

[yofuknutz]

Not if I got your pregnant they will get bigger you know I'm just trying to help here

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

"I don't like sex".

[Anonymous]

When she says... i dont do anal... i dont swallow... i dont do 3somes

And no sex on the first date.

Like WTFluff!!!

[ayomanwya]

Sorry for being late
This isn’t working out
Thanks but no thanks

[Kas19]

"I might have herpes."

[FenderMustango]

Are you going commando?

Just so people don't hate. I am very respectful to women on the minimal dates I have had. this is all part of the fun.

[yofuknutz]

I'm way ahead of you

[LuvMeSomeBoys]

“My wife is calling.” It actually happened.

[Elezabeth03]

Shit It’s My Husband.

[yofuknutz]

Oh no that's okay I invited them over is going next

[Carlz_051]

Wow 😂

[Elezabeth03]

It could go either way actually.

[IveGotNoName]

I have a boyfriend (/girlfriend)

[Feelicks]

Oh I've had a girl pull this one back in HS, after I bought her lunch. Repugnant.

[yofuknutz]

Well that's funny your boyfriend happens to be my boyfriend on the side I know how the fuck up people fuck up shit and just be a fuck up oh yeah stick out your tongue when you say that

[Feelicks]

Who was that above bout of insanity directed at? You sound like Randy Savage having a seizure.

[yofuknutz]

Listen I was just a badass I stole the bullies girlfriend in high school yeah don't try that at home okay but the pussy man it was something else three years later I'm still thinking about that sweet pussy she was the best so far thanks bully you're the best

[Feelicks]

Drugs are bad m'kay

[yofuknutz]

Yo fucknuts I'm not on drugs I'm naturally buck naked wild