Does this look infected? Ha Ha Ha
Your turn! Whatcha got?
"No sex right away." -how to run off the wrong people
What about a good night kiss?
@coachTanthony you asking her for a kiss π€π LOL
@Brainsbeforebeauty Yes tongue and all bahahahaha
Shoot your shot ππ€£
@Brainsbeforebeauty I am sorry but this is not a shoot your shot post.
Excuses excuses LOL
What is going on with this comment section? I leave you both alone for... what, an hour, and come back to this, LOL
@coachTanthony Hmm, it depends on the person I guess? I usually don't do a kiss on the first date unless I've known him for a while beforehand (think friend or acquaintance asking me out as opposed to a random stranger I don't know). But if there's a spark there, maybe?
But sex? HELL NO.
@coachTanthony
Him? Or her?
@Cynicaldreamer What if he grabbed your butt as he went in for the kiss? bahahahahaa
@Cynicaldreamer that's for making me go to bed at 8:30 on a Friday night!
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@Brainsbeforebeauty Him or her? I don't follow you brains! I need context
@Brainsbeforebeauty But you needed your beauty sleep!!! You should be thanking me for getting you to bed early, LOL
@coachTanthony Oh, he's getting slapped or punched for that behavior.
Yes, yes I would do so and claim it was a reflex against horny men, haha
@coachTanthony LOL nevermind read the reply wrong π€£π€£
Someoneβs drinking something over there @Brainsbeforebeauty
@coachTanthony no actually I'm not lol wish I was
@Cynicaldreamer no guy should be putting his hands on that tight fit ass of yours on a first date ... So good for you!
I once had a date get mad at me for showing up ON TIME for the date. We were to meet up at a restaurant at 6 PM, and I showed up at 5:58. So, the 4 words were:
"Why are you late?"... When I clearly was not late. When I mentioned that I told her that the date was for 6 and it was 6, she didn't have an answer. Maybe she showed up early and was frustrated that she had to wait? Needless to say it went well otherwise. Maybe she was in a bad mood that night. We had further dates also.
After eating dinner and a glass of wine she was fine. Plus there was probably SOMETHING ELSE that she needed but it was too soon in our dating for that. Otherwise I would have gladly provided it... LOL
βMy parole office doesnβt know Iβm hereβ
βMy therapist says may bipolar and Borderline Personality Disirder are no problemβ
β Can you pay and take me home- the bill collectors had my car repossessed this morningβ
βI owe 100k in student loans for my Sociology degree
Ha ha ha
Avicenna's problem is he can't count to four! This would ALSO be a date ender.
I hope you're paying.
My car was repossessed.
I have bipolar depression.
My parole officer died.
@Screenwriter: Hehe!
"Let's talk about religion."
"Let's talk about politics."
"You're cuter in pictures."
"My other personalities said..."
"My guy/lady is calling."
"You're paying tonight, right?"
Opinion
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"Baby daddy 5 material"
"I have a penis"
I'm not going Dutch 🤣🤣
@Brainsbeforebeauty @WowwGirl Ha Ha Ha
But I filmed it π€£
I never go Dutch though! Even when I'm Dutch. Men pay the first date period. Haha let the losers run!
@GoldenTulip π€£π€£π€£
Bahahahahahahah @Brainsbeforebeauty Were you hiding in the closet
πποΈποΈ LOL
@coachTanthony but can I come out of the closet now and have some wine too π€£
@Brainsbeforebeauty Yes... but you have to hand over the evidence lol
@coachTanthony aww well see that's gonna cost more than a glass of wine, and boxed wine at that..
Even playing around with titling it
"CoachTanthony Wowwed and plowed"
@Brainsbeforebeauty Oh you're good. Ha Ha Ha Okay Brains... whats it going to take?
What's it worth to yahπ€hehe... But see you could be a Starraπ€£π€£
@Brainsbeforebeauty Absolutely with lots of photo shop and editing! Ha ha Ha
@Brainsbeforebeauty @WowwGirl Whoever edits just please removed the zit on my left butt cheek! That is all I ask lol
π€£π€£π€£ yeah I noticed that when I was in the closet. I'm surprised Woww didn't pop it when she was digging her nails into your butt π€£π€£π€£
@Brainsbeforebeauty You gotta be drinking something ha ha ha
Nope stone cold sober... Imagine if I was drinking π€£π€£
@Brainsbeforebeauty Yeah no shit LOL LOL
π you should ask how to snag a date in 4 words or get a date "going" turned on in 4 words π€£
@Brainsbeforebeauty That hurts my head to think about.. what would you say? LOL
Gotta ask the question to get the answers π€£
@Brainsbeforebeauty You are more popular then me... you should ask it lol
Nuhuhh you have way more followers πI probably got more haters. You saw anyone that mentioned me on your crush post got downvotes π€£π€£
@Brainsbeforebeauty That is because they are jealous of your popularity. The followers don't mean anything I had 27k on here before i left and came back now i have 5k so... please you get way more attention... you should definitely post. lol
Only if I can link your question...
I don't care! How are you going to word it? lol People unlike you have been drinking tonight... don't want to make it too hard on them ha
Turn your date on in four words! Ready! Go! π€£
You smell like pickles? Ha Ha Ha... could be interesting if they take it as a joke and not serious
That's a turn on? You off your game coach π€£I don't think women wanna be told they smell like pickles π€£π€£
I like the bread and butter pickles so it could be lol
No just no, save that for when you married π€£
@Brainsbeforebeauty the second one have both effects, it might turn on some people.
Can you share it?
Hahaha omg i have real life examples. il tell you one that a girl actually said to me. During our first time meeting and hanging out she was like: what's your marriage plans?
Now one that i actually said to a girl on our first time hanging out and she couldnt hide the disappointment from her face (all it took was 3 words): I'm a virgin.
Bonus: when i was 22 or so, i had met a truly hot curvy jamaican lady. Despite how much i found her attractive all it took her was literally 4 words to ruin it all: I have a kid.
+bonus: same as first girl, not even 4 hrs passed of us knowing each other and she was already talking about how she wants to get married soon. I was like ok fine its not like i dont wanna get married in the near future either. But then a moment happened where we had a small thing in common and she said: I see a sign! I said i see a sign too, mine says 360 North im getting the hell away from here xD!
1. I got standards, okay?
2. I don't trust you
3. You're like other guys
4. I hate lying @$sholes
5. I'm superior than you
6. Don't dare to kiss 7. You are my slave
Depending on the person... you are my slave might be a hit LOL
Hehe yes.
I'll tell on the ruined a date for me. Nobody likes that candidate. I didn't bring any politics up she did. I was done with her after that and she did not get any call the next morning after dropping her off. I go for fun not to hear your political theory.
I will say I didn't respond at all like hey this and that. I actually agreed with her kind of. Not to her extreme though. I just disliked the candidate but can at least recognize why people liked them. If I remember I said something like I don't want to talk politics.
"Let's talk about Jesus"
Actually had a trainee mormon kid used to do this sort of shit back in uni. He called it "the lords work" where he would turn up at parties to try shut them down, dates to try and "convert them from sin".
The devil must have hated the goon, god knows we did. Eventually got kicked out for his antics.
you have some good questions:
all i could think of was a part from a movie
gotta think of something... hmm, aaa nevermind, it will be too gross
The grosser the better lol
I know. Just can't say it. shy.
"you are paying, right?"
"Damn are you ugly"
"When do we fuck?"
"I'm here for head"
"Wanna see my cock?"
"I have no job"
"I have no degree"
"I have the clap"
"I am a tranny"
I am a feminist.
I voted for Trump.
I have the virus.
"What's your body count?"
that isn't the right thing to ask on a first date.
OR
"I've got a girlfriend/boyfriend" on a date😂
Your dad is bigger
No sex until marriage
I don't give head
@yofuknutz Er...4 words.
@Glasgow55 she has more than one option, as in one of the 2
1) Im a sex offender
2) I am a felon
3) I robbed a bank
4) I am a woman
All good ones
Number 3 can have a positive effect in some girls
@romanticpepe in what aspect
I literally already listened to women talk about guys who rob banks as heroes and superior to them. I don't know, they were poor girls from poor neighborhoods, so their hierarchy of values can be twisted somehow.
You look FAT (in ) That
Come here often ?
Bondage on first date?
Nice , u look fckage
I hate poor people
I despise fluffy puppies
Will u workout poor?
Dont pick that desert
What is you size
You look tired
------------------------------------------------------------- Just off the top of my head , many more
"I'm a (third-wave/intersectional/etc) feminist."
"Do you like anal?"
"You fine with fisting?"
"Let's call/meet my husband."
"Imma bitch, aren't I?"
"You ARE paying, right?"
"I love using men."
I forgot my wallet.
You look cuter online.
I shagged your mum.
I shagged your sister.
I wanked to your pictures.
I have the clap.
You. Me. Disabled toilets in 5.
Simples...
Bahahahahahahaahahahaha the last one is money.
"I'm here for the money."
One of the girls from work told me that when she told the guy on a first date. My reaction:🤦🏻ββοΈ🤦🏻ββοΈ🤦🏻ββοΈ🤦🏻ββοΈ🤦🏻ββοΈ🤦🏻ββοΈ
"You're like my mom/dad!"
"You wore THAT?"
"You have a sister/brother"
"I dated your aunt/uncle/etc!"
1. Damn, I have AIDS (Or any STD).
2. I am a Republican
3. I voted for Donald Trump
4. Venezuela's Socialism works wonderfully
"Hey, cutie! Refill?"
Now this seems nice enough until you realize that he'd mistaken me for the waitress and thought I was still in the bathroom...🤦🏼ββοΈ
He proceeded to make this clear all the time oblivious to my identity. I said I was gay and left him there.
I want your money.
I don't do blowjobs.
I don't like sex.
Did you bring money
I was born male/female
Lets talk some politics
What's you body count?
Does this look infected?
Why aren't you Woke?
Thought is was gas
Should farts be solid?
I am a Scientologist
Hi I'm an Antiracist
No, We're against Fascism
I want 12 children
Are you fertile
I am a Republican
I am a Democrat
I am a SJW
I am a Feminist
I'm a Male Feminist
I was born male/female took me out ππππ
@Sincerly_KittyCat LOL. It felt relevant for the times
Imagine someone on a first date says "I need to see a birth certificate or show me baby pictures" lmao πππ
@Sincerly_KittyCat coming soon, I;m sure