Dating Ruin a First Date in 4 words! Ready? Go? (Page 2) coachTanthony Follow Influencer Master Age: 53 Follow FacebookTwitterWhatsApp 810 Ruin a First Date in 4 words! Ready? Go? Post Opinion Like Share Follow 18 likes
WowwGirl Follow Guru Age: 35 +1 y 665 opinions shared on Dating topic. The test was positive 8 11 Reply coachTanthony +1 y Bahahahahaahahahaha Reply WowwGirl +1 y I can go on Reply coachTanthony +1 y let er rip! Reply WowwGirl +1 y Organ harvesting pays well Reply coachTanthony +1 y Ha Ha ha... or breathe into this rag. Reply WowwGirl +1 y Wanna play proctologist later Reply Brainsbeforebeauty +1 y 🤣🤣🤣 takes playing doctor to whole new level lolol Reply coachTanthony +1 y @Brainsbeforebeauty @wowgirl Yeah that comment made my butthole pucker up lol Reply Brainsbeforebeauty +1 y @coachTanthony it's natural to protect that cavity 🤣🤣 Reply Brainsbeforebeauty +1 y Got another: "Brought my kids with""Say hi to new daddy"🤣🤣 Reply yofuknutz +1 y Say hi to the new Gotti yeah that would do the trick Reply
Agape93 Follow Master Age: 32 +1 y 3.3K opinions shared on Dating topic. Must... scratch... my hemorrhoids...Or Are you into necrophilia? 3 0 Reply
DiscomfortZone Follow Explorer Age: 38 +1 y -Make America great again!-They know, leave tonight!-Do you suck toes? (😉)-I see dead people.-Vaccines lead to infertility.-You pay, I stay.-I'm better than Coach. 1 0 Reply
magiusX26 Follow Guru Age: 46 +1 y 2.1K opinions shared on Dating topic. "i want a baby""so your my parent?" (dad or mom depending on situaltion)"they already had it" (pointing at the large crowd of people at the resturaunt/concert/other venue for the date)"just meet my spouse""my dog is bigger" (can substitute other animals) 0 0 Reply
Glasgow55 Follow Xper 6 Age: 69 +1 y Hahahaha. Great post. Erm... "Sorry, stoma bag's full." "You got a sister?" "Natural, trimmed or smooth?""Do you do anal?"For the record, i'm totally against anal and find the very idea of it repulsive, just so you know. x 1 0 Reply
ChrisMaster69 Follow Master Age: 43 , mho 45% +1 y Your sister swallowed.sorty could not get 4 lol. 2 0 Reply
chukio Follow Xper 5 Age: 24 +1 y In 4 words that is tuff ( I have aids) aye i did it in 3 words. Just to clear the air I do not have aids. 2 0 Reply
zagor Follow Master Age: 37 +1 y 10.2K opinions shared on Dating topic. "Like sex with kids?"No joke, one of my sisters' first-and-last dates told her he was into that.Though I suspect he might have been just trying to end the date. 2 0 Reply
Alyssa11 Follow Yoda Age: 26 , mho 36% +1 y Anything to do with I enjoy my independence/not the commitment type. I get the ick straight away. 1 0 Reply
JackSmy Follow Guru Age: 55 , mho 40% +1 y Why? What if that person is the one you are destined to be with? 1 0 Reply
Sincerly_KittyCat Follow Xper 6 Age: 26 , mho 30% +1 y Let's split the bill.Want to have sex? Everything came from nothing.I dont want kids.I dont like animals.Dont want to marry.Whew and the list goes on. 2 0 Reply
Smashingdoozy Follow Guru Age: 25 , mho 35% +1 y 603 opinions shared on Dating topic. I mean I don't even have to say anything most of the time they just see my scars and run but usually "I don't have parents" makes them realise im fucked up ✨fucked up✨ 2 0 Reply
usernamexxxxʸᵉˢ Follow Xper 2 Age: 17 +1 y Quietly but not quiete "ufft.. he/she really stinks like a cheese" 1 0 Reply
sheikalana Follow Master Age: 35 +1 y 3.1K opinions shared on Dating topic. "I'm going to use the bathroom." never comes back lol. 2 0 Reply
McKellar Follow Yoda Age: 45 +1 y 390 opinions shared on Dating topic. To a Good guy:Girl: You're not my type.Guy: It's okay, I get this often.To a Bad Boy:Guy: I just got released from a 10 year sentence. Girl: I'M YOURS!!! 1 0 Reply
jennifer_bloom Follow Influencer Master Age: 39 +1 y 6K opinions shared on Dating topic. I can’t stay long 9 1 Reply yofuknutz +1 y Neither can I let me put in and get it over with Reply
ChiTown33 Follow Master Age: 48 +1 y 9.3K opinions shared on Dating topic. This (holding handkerchief near her face) smell like chloroform? 1 0 Reply
Massageman Follow Master Age: 72 +1 y 2.7K opinions shared on Dating topic. Pay your own way!You're a boring broad.Fix me my dinner! 1 0 Reply
Dinosaursandanime65 Follow Guru Age: 16 +1 y 2.2K opinions shared on Dating topic. “I killed a person””Your mom is dead”“Imma plant Dumbass Tree””Suck my dick please” 1 0 Reply
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The test was positive
Bahahahahaahahahaha
I can go on
let er rip!
Organ harvesting pays well
Ha Ha ha... or
breathe into this rag.
Wanna play proctologist later
🤣🤣🤣 takes playing doctor to whole new level lolol
@Brainsbeforebeauty @wowgirl Yeah that comment made my butthole pucker up lol
@coachTanthony it's natural to protect that cavity 🤣🤣
Got another:
"Brought my kids with"
"Say hi to new daddy"
🤣🤣
Say hi to the new Gotti yeah that would do the trick
Must... scratch... my hemorrhoids...
Or
Are you into necrophilia?
-Make America great again!
-They know, leave tonight!
-Do you suck toes? (😉)
-I see dead people.
-Vaccines lead to infertility.
-You pay, I stay.
-I'm better than Coach.
"i want a baby"
"so your my parent?" (dad or mom depending on situaltion)
"they already had it" (pointing at the large crowd of people at the resturaunt/concert/other venue for the date)
"just meet my spouse"
"my dog is bigger" (can substitute other animals)
Hahahaha. Great post. Erm...
"Sorry, stoma bag's full."
"You got a sister?"
"Natural, trimmed or smooth?"
"Do you do anal?"
For the record, i'm totally against anal and find the very idea of it repulsive, just so you know. x
Your sister swallowed.
sorty could not get 4 lol.
In 4 words that is tuff ( I have aids) aye i did it in 3 words. Just to clear the air I do not have aids.
"Like sex with kids?"
No joke, one of my sisters' first-and-last dates told her he was into that.
Though I suspect he might have been just trying to end the date.
Tests came back positive.
(Great if your a woman)
Anything to do with I enjoy my independence/not the commitment type. I get the ick straight away.
Why? What if that person is the one you are destined to be with?
Let's split the bill.
Want to have sex?
Everything came from nothing.
I dont want kids.
I dont like animals.
Dont want to marry.
Whew and the list goes on.
I mean I don't even have to say anything most of the time they just see my scars and run but usually
"I don't have parents" makes them realise im fucked up ✨fucked up✨
Quietly but not quiete "ufft.. he/she really stinks like a cheese"
"I'm going to use the bathroom." never comes back lol.
To a Good guy:
Girl: You're not my type.
Guy: It's okay, I get this often.
To a Bad Boy:
Guy: I just got released from a 10 year sentence.
Girl: I'M YOURS!!!
I can’t stay long
Neither can I let me put in and get it over with
This (holding handkerchief near her face) smell like chloroform?
Pay your own way!
You're a boring broad.
Fix me my dinner!
“I killed a person”
”Your mom is dead”
“Imma plant Dumbass Tree”
”Suck my dick please”