I will go first. Does this look infected? Ha Ha Ha Your turn! Whatcha got?

Are you a Virgin? Come home with me?

'what about your ex? ' , I add covid variant... ' can't feel a taste'.

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EyeAmNiceGirl Follow
Xper 7 Age: 41 , mho 57%

+1 y

"Dad took my virginity."

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- yofuknutz
  
  +1 y
  Okay I'll ask him for tips
  
  Reply
Tinana Follow
Xper 6 Age: 23 , mho 42%

+1 y

Are you a Virgin?
Come home with me?

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- canuck_guy23
  
  +1 y
  What about...
  
  Kick in the testicles?
  
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- Tinana
  
  +1 y
  @canuck_guy23 saying testicles alone has ruined the date 😂😂😂😂😂😂
  
  Reply
- Tinana
  
  +1 y
  Or he looks down on you and measures you with his eyes then say.
  
  Not expecting this 😂😂😂😂
  You’re boobs are small
  Where’s the ass?
  
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- canuck_guy23
  
  +1 y
  How can a guy saying testicles on a date ruin it? What if you and I were on a date and you were annoyed I was late. I’d be like I’m terribly sorry I’m late a midget punched in the testicles!
  
  You: omg that’s the lamest excuse I’m outta here!
  
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- Tinana
  
  +1 y
  @canuck_guy23 😂😂😂 omggg that’s so funny but that would be my reply
  
  Reply
Ninani Follow
Yoda Age: 31 , mho 35%

+1 y

You're shorter than expected!

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VanillaSalt Follow
Yoda Age: 38 , mho 33%

+1 y
576 opinions shared on Dating topic.

Will you marry me? Lol

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Meldrum Follow
Xper 7 Age: 80

+1 y

How's your pussy now?

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supercutebutt Follow
Guru Age: 25 , mho 31%

+1 y
327 opinions shared on Dating topic.

I voted for Trump :(

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jgokgotit Follow
Yoda Age: 33

+1 y

"I have commitment issues"

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Mollynotgemma Follow
Explorer Age: 45 , mho 51%

+1 y

Will you marry me

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- yofuknutz
  
  +1 y
  Get the fuck out
  
  Reply
- Tstrbrainer
  
  +1 y
  Let's see 😉
  
  Reply
AzzaBlue Follow
Xper 5 Age: 41

+1 y

Hey there, nice tits.

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locutus9999 Follow
Xper 6 Age: 44

+1 y

'what about your ex? ' , I add covid variant... ' can't feel a taste'.

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Msgaïj Follow
Xper 5 Age: 26

+1 y

Looks older than my mom (sorry, it's five)

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KatherineJ Follow
Master Age: 43

+1 y

“I’m on my period”.

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- Elliegirl
  
  +1 y
  That was the first thing I thought when I read the question too.
  
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- KatherineJ
  
  +1 y
  @Elliegirl well it is the easiest way to scare away a guy that isn’t interesting.
  
  Reply
- yofuknutz
  
  +1 y
  That's okay that's what Magnum condoms are for
  
  Reply
- KatherineJ
  
  +1 y
  @yofuknutz is that the only thing? Never mind that she might not feel great? But it’s all about you, huh?
  
  Reply
- yofuknutz
  
  +1 y
  No that's what drugs are for baby
  
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- KatherineJ
  
  +1 y
  @yofuknutz I’m not your “baby”.
  
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- yofuknutz
  
  +1 y
  If you my kid I have an abortion
  
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- KatherineJ
  
  +1 y
  @yofuknutz go away. Why are you being stupid on someone else’s post?
  
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- yofuknutz
  
  +1 y
  Actually this is your post technically but anyway because I don't feel like playing nice with your feminist buckhead's I mean really what's in it for me what have you done for me lately (Janet Jackson accents)
  
  Reply
NaughtyByNature719 Follow
Xper 5 Age: 25

+1 y

Just swallowed exes cum.

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1 Reply
- yofuknutz
  
  +1 y
  Nasty little bugger you are
  
  Reply
Koalamate Follow
Xper 7 Age: 24

+1 y

I eat napkins, halves?

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aaliyah_cloud Follow
Xper 3 Age: 26 , mho 40%

+1 y

I have 10 kids...

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  +1 y
  That'll do it lolol
  
  Reply
slatyb Follow
Master Age: 52

+1 y
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Have you been saved?

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- coachTanthony
  
  +1 y
  bahahahahahaaha
  
  Reply
- TheLittleInnocent
  
  +1 y
  This one cracked me up 😭
  
  Reply
AustColombiangirl Follow
Yoda Age: 26

+1 y

I fucked your dad

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- yofuknutz
  
  +1 y
  And what about your mother you know I'm asking for a friend
  
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- AustColombiangirl
  
  +1 y
  @yofuknutz maybe her too
  
  Reply
- yofuknutz
  
  +1 y
  All right how about your sister all right you know what I'm running out of room here I need more material
  
  Reply
ImSparkly Follow
Yoda Age: 31 , mho 39%

+1 y

‘A quick phone call’

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- ImSparkly
  
  +1 y
  Do you like swallowing?
  
  Reply
- ImSparkly
  
  +1 y
  Is my dick big?
  
  Reply
- ImSparkly
  
  +1 y
  I don’t use condoms.
  
  Reply
- ImSparkly
  
  +1 y
  Can my mom come?
  
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- ImSparkly
  
  +1 y
  My dad can drive
  
  Reply
- ImSparkly
  
  +1 y
  I forgot my wallet
  
  Reply
- ImSparkly
  
  +1 y
  Share a Bogo movie/dinner?
  
  Reply
- ImSparkly
  
  +1 y
  My wife’s waiting outside
  
  Reply
- ImSparkly
  
  +1 y
  Running late, posting bail
  
  Reply
- sean1234
  
  +1 y
  Those are ridiculous. Wife?
  
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- Carlz_051
  
  +1 y
  Fuck wow. You really got innovative huh? 😂
  
  Reply
- sean1234
  
  +1 y
  @Carlz_051 the ones insinuating she was a guy were too much.
  
  Reply
lillianaustin Follow
Xper 5 Age: 20

+1 y

still in love with my ex

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Not_Average Follow
Yoda Age: 32

+1 y

I have genital herpes

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Makeushiver Follow
Guru Age: 40

+1 y
618 opinions shared on Dating topic.

I love the "does this look infected" suggestion

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- Makeushiver
  
  +1 y
  Though it doesn't work as a greeting Dan Hicks and his Hot Licks, a '60s CA swing band coined the phrase, "take your tongue out of my mouth cause I'm kissing you goodbye"
  
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okeydoke Follow
Explorer Age: 34

+1 y
521 opinions shared on Dating topic.

I only shower annually.

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Feelicks Follow
Explorer Age: 34

+1 y

So you're paying right?

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RingOfFire Follow
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+1 y
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I forgot the condoms.

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loveslongnails Follow
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"I'm celibate for life"

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Likes2drive Follow
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+1 y
7.4K opinions shared on Dating topic.

Let’s get married
There I did that in 3 😊

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Ammi_goldie806 Follow
Xper 5 Age: 22 , mho 61%

+1 y

Your mom is calling

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- yofuknutz
  
  +1 y
  I thought that with your daddy
  
  Reply
IllusionShedim4h2 Follow
Xper 3 Age: 35

+1 y

I live by introversion

Words used:
1. I
2. live
3. by
4. introversion

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Z1pTD Follow
Xper 7 Age: 25

+1 y

“I came for food”
hows that lol

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- romanticpepe
  
  +1 y
  maybe this can have a funny effect
  
  Reply
- Z1pTD
  
  +1 y
  @romanticpepe pornographers didn’t think about the double meaning
  
  Reply
Hidden_P Follow
Guru Age: 33 , mho 49%

+1 y
777 opinions shared on Dating topic.

“I find kids attractive” would do it... 🤢

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LazyProphet Follow
Xper 5 Age: 44

+1 y

I have mental illness...😏

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Old_Golden Follow
Xper 7 Age: 26

+1 y

Prison really fucked me

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0 Reply
Wise4myage Follow
Master Age: 24

+1 y
12K opinions shared on Dating topic.

Sorry, I have to fart.

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0 Reply
Pete671 Follow
Guru Age: 58

+1 y

I love chubby girls,,,

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0 Reply
classic_crime Follow
Xper 4 Age: 32

+1 y

God my dick burns

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QueenofBombay Follow
Xper 4 Age: 28 , mho 34%

+1 y

I have kids

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- yofuknutz
  
  +1 y
  That means you're on birth control usually now I definitely want to fuck you
  
  Reply
- QueenofBombay
  
  +1 y
  @yofuknutz no birth control here
  
  Reply
- yofuknutz
  
  +1 y
  Let's see now I went back to shrimp mode. Yep not interested.
  
  Reply
- QueenofBombay
  
  +1 y
  @yofuknutz well it is okay i am married anyway
  
  Reply
- yofuknutz
  
  +1 y
  ^^^then why R U here, this is a pick up social media platform. U happy married or just married?
  
  Reply
- QueenofBombay
  
  +1 y
  @yofuknutz well why does it matter to you? but to answer your question HAPPY MARRIED
  
  Reply
- yofuknutz
  
  +1 y
  I wonder if HE is happy? 😆
  
  Reply
- QueenofBombay
  
  +1 y
  @yofuknutz Well he keeps comeing back so i would say yes
  
  Reply
- yofuknutz
  
  +1 y
  Damn is the pussy that good yo?
  
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- QueenofBombay
  
  +1 y
  @yofuknutz Well he thinks so
  
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- yofuknutz
  
  +1 y
  Does he ever come out for air
  
  Reply
- QueenofBombay
  
  +1 y
  @yofuknutz nope
  
  Reply
- yofuknutz
  
  +1 y
  Well hey now, look at U! Now that's a Pepsi challenge baby.
  
  Reply
misanthropistkev Follow
Xper 5 Age: 27

+1 y

Where is your mask?😑

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- romanticpepe
  
  +1 y
  no one cared who i was until i put on the mask
  
  Reply
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Iron_Man Follow
Mentor Age: 46

+1 y
19.3K opinions shared on Dating topic.

Too much cell phone usage

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Mortdikeuu Follow
Xper 6 Age: 45 , mho 41%

+1 y

I'm a convicted stalker

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Laciandmaci Follow
Xper 7 Age: 28

+1 y

He asks for sex!

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0 Reply
Diversity_Hire Follow
Xper 7 Age: 39

+1 y

"In accordance with Amber's..."

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Xoirwinkan Follow
Yoda Age: 31

+1 y
414 opinions shared on Dating topic.

Smell my fish cologne!

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Doctor_Strix Follow
Xper 5 Age: 34 , mho 51%

+1 y

I voted for Trump

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- jijibu8
  
  +1 y
  Mannn🤣
  
  Reply
ElvenMr Follow
Yoda Age: 34

+1 y
604 opinions shared on Dating topic.

Show up with my other girlfriend. No words needed.

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Neal_Anblome Follow
Xper 4 Age: 28

+1 y

You look different awake

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babygrrll Follow
Xper 3 Age: 23 , mho 50%

+1 y

I would say:
Lmao small dick energy

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- Carlz_051
  
  +1 y
  Savage 😂
  
  Reply
Outofthegrey Follow
Guru Age: 32 , mho 38%

+1 y
1.3K opinions shared on Dating topic.

"You're not Jewish, right?"

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- yofuknutz
  
  +1 y
  Seriously don't marry a Jewish broad, nothing but drama and fuk ups, her, her friends and family just PURE drama! Hell nah! Fuk outta here.
  
  Reply
Li-Na Follow
Xper 5 Age: 29

+1 y

"You got a lighter?"

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Lanabear119 Follow
Xper 5 Age: 19 , mho 31%

+1 y

“You need a mint.”

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Sabretooth Follow
Guru Age: 35

+1 y
1.6K opinions shared on Dating topic.

i can do it it in one: BUUUURP!!!

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jijibu8 Follow
Xper 4 Age: 25 , mho 42%

+1 y

I like your boobs.

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0 Reply
ThisIsMyOpinion Follow
Yoda Age: 34

+1 y

"How much is it?"

3

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- ThisIsMyOpinion
  
  +1 y
  "I fucked your sister"
  
  Reply
- ThisIsMyOpinion
  
  +1 y
  "I saw your porno"
  
  Reply
- WowwGirl
  
  +1 y
  @thisismyopinion rectums can be replaced
  
  Reply
- ThisIsMyOpinion
  
  +1 y
  @WowwGirl I would be out the door
  
  Reply
- WowwGirl
  
  +1 y
  Me too
  
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jgibsonian1986 Follow
Xper 6 Age: 28 , mho 42%

+1 y

Homosexuality destroys advanced societies

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dmgstarfleet Follow
Yoda Age: 65 , mho 30%

+1 y

“Damn! Forgot my condoms!”

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BuddyLee25 Follow
Xper 3 Age: 49 , mho 38%

+1 y

I'm still married but...

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ScotishLegend Follow
Xper 5 Age: 57 , mho 38%

+1 y

I have 5 kids and No Job

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0 Reply
najekim Follow
Guru Age: 68

+1 y
772 opinions shared on Dating topic.

Shit! There's my wife!

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  +1 y
  🤣 🤣
  
  Reply
romanticpepe Follow
Xper 4 Age: 27

+1 y

Just like my ex!

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Ace_Chidorigafuchi Follow
Xper 3 Age: 32

+1 y

Vaccines are total psuedoscience.

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0 Reply
SunflowerGlowing Follow
Xper 1 Age: 26

+1 y

Oh I've gotten my period

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