Note, this may make your date go extremely well if your date is an anime fan particularly if Naruto. For anybody else's they're sure to label you as an anime nerd or weeb and the date is basically over right there.
I guess you know me enough coach! In any case I am happy to see, that I'm not the only one thinking like that. Some folks get on with modern times. I like that a lot.
I've never even made it to the 1st date because of it. Most seemed to virtually be nymphomaniacs. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAD!
I can barely put into words how big of a turnoff it is when women talk about how they had sex with other guys as if it was nothing. I ask "Are you a virgin?" and look at me like I'm crazy or even laugh.
Well that's funny your boyfriend happens to be my boyfriend on the side I know how the fuck up people fuck up shit and just be a fuck up oh yeah stick out your tongue when you say that
Listen I was just a badass I stole the bullies girlfriend in high school yeah don't try that at home okay but the pussy man it was something else three years later I'm still thinking about that sweet pussy she was the best so far thanks bully you're the best
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I have genital herpes.
LOL what if they said OMG me too?
perfection ahuuahuaha
Sweet! Herpes^2
I will become hokage.
Note, this may make your date go extremely well if your date is an anime fan particularly if Naruto.
For anybody else's they're sure to label you as an anime nerd or weeb and the date is basically over right there.
Guy: "Call me daddy, Babygirl"
Girl: "Shit my boyfriend's here!!!"
"You pay for everything"
How did I know you would say that! LOL LOL
I guess you know me enough coach!
In any case I am happy to see, that I'm not the only one thinking like that. Some folks get on with modern times. I like that a lot.
I just show them this
“Hope you like Polka!”
nobody likes me
I'll explain my pain
I don't understand women
I'm going home
My life sucks.
I am a vegan.
I'm a conspiracy theorist.
I am very religious.
No sex till marriage!
I would think many women would actually like hearing that? LOL
Are you kidding? What planet are you from?
I've never even made it to the 1st date because of it. Most seemed to virtually be nymphomaniacs. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAD!
I can barely put into words how big of a turnoff it is when women talk about how they had sex with other guys as if it was nothing. I ask "Are you a virgin?" and look at me like I'm crazy or even laugh.
"I like tasting farts" if that doesn't put her off she's not for me anyway 😂.
My husband/wife is calling.
I got no titties.
Ha ha ha
Not if I got your pregnant they will get bigger you know I'm just trying to help here
"I don't like sex".
When she says... i dont do anal... i dont swallow... i dont do 3somes
And no sex on the first date.
Like WTFluff!!!
Sorry for being late
This isn’t working out
Thanks but no thanks
"I might have herpes."
Are you going commando?
Just so people don't hate. I am very respectful to women on the minimal dates I have had. this is all part of the fun.
I'm way ahead of you
“My wife is calling.” It actually happened.
Shit It’s My Husband.
Oh no that's okay I invited them over is going next
Wow 😂
It could go either way actually.
I have a boyfriend (/girlfriend)
Oh I've had a girl pull this one back in HS, after I bought her lunch. Repugnant.
Well that's funny your boyfriend happens to be my boyfriend on the side I know how the fuck up people fuck up shit and just be a fuck up oh yeah stick out your tongue when you say that
Who was that above bout of insanity directed at? You sound like Randy Savage having a seizure.
Listen I was just a badass I stole the bullies girlfriend in high school yeah don't try that at home okay but the pussy man it was something else three years later I'm still thinking about that sweet pussy she was the best so far thanks bully you're the best
Drugs are bad m'kay
Yo fucknuts I'm not on drugs I'm naturally buck naked wild