If your ex was a street sign, what would that sign read?

[coachTanthony]

[DishLady]

Slippery Slope... Proceed with caution.

[EveryDayIsPretzelDay]

@DishLady Is that the imminent danger kind of slippery slope, or the fun sexual kind of slippery slope?

[smashleyy]

🤭🤭🤭

[OlderAndWiser]

If you knew her, you would agree.

[OlderAndWiser]

Thanks, Coach!

[Wodens_Apprentice]

I knew one so I'll agree. Mine was an emotional vampire.

[exitseven]

ONE WAY

oneway

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO

[Anonymous]

Only miss one thing about my ex ^^^^^^^^

[EveryDayIsPretzelDay]

You must miss him.

[Opinion Owner]

@EveryDayIsPretzelDay part of him.

[EveryDayIsPretzelDay]

Is that the only part of him you miss?

All the boyfriends you have after him will seem so puny by comparison...

[Opinion Owner]

@EveryDayIsPretzelDay yes and yes.

[NathanDavis]

we're cool... she's cool

200% recommend...

[Iron_Man]

You must have had many female visitors late at night

[MrChinaski]

Something like this:

[Cidknee]

😂🖖🫰👍

[arizonasunshine]

@Iron_Man Not this one, but the Thai one.

🤣

[Iron_Man]

That’s a good one

[arizonasunshine]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[MaddieXH]

Probably something like “sharp finish ahead”

[captain_voidwalker]

Pretty much this

[Telekinetic-Potato]

Speed hump

She had an IUD and holy fuck did it hurt out of nowhere

[Paige2006]

You could feel her IUD when you were un her?

[Paige2006]

in her

[Telekinetic-Potato]

@Paige2006 it's happened to me a couple times where I was doing my thing and all of a sudden it felt like I hit something. And it would be an... Intermittent kinda thing. Like it would come out of nowhere. Which made it scarier lol.

And one girl I finally asked what that was and she told me it was an IUD I think she went to the doctor and they adjusted it somehow.

[Paige2006]

@Telekinetic-Potato Wow that's scary! I was considering getting an IUD but it would be so embarrassing if a guy said he could feel it

[Telekinetic-Potato]

@Paige2006 I mean, it took several woman for me to figure it out 😂 so maybe ask the doctor because I think they can fix it without taking it out.

Then again I'm pretty stupid when it comes to stuff like that.

[Paige2006]

What did it feel like? Did it hurt?

[Telekinetic-Potato]

@Paige2006 yes

[Telekinetic-Potato]

It felt like my dick was a car and I crashed into something plastic.

Scratching my paint 😂

[Paige2006]

Ouch!

[Staglioni]

@Paige2006 If it's a problem you can have the gyno snip the little strings on the end, that's usually the problem. Otherwise have him change his angle, we can actually do that you know, and you might discover something you love in the process.

[Staglioni]

And please don't be embarrassed, it's really fine.

[Billlewis]

'Nothing has changed for Blacks, and it's still the Jim Crow era'

[Anonymous]

Its a dynamic sign, if you are a good person it will display what you truly need to know. If you are a bad person it will display something that will fuck you up.

[Opinion Owner]

For those who don't get it, my ex is exceptional at reading people and very helpful. But she can also use that power to fuck people up if she feels like she has to so she's not one to mess with.

[Anonymous]

This ^

[Staglioni]

Stop. But only because I've never seen a road sign that said "Noooooooo!!!".

[AviatorTom]

Open For Business

[nik_the_cur]

It would be as big and as red as the flag of China

[Chazmatazz269]

Do Not Enter

[sage2021]

"Watch Out For Falling Rocks."

[Bricealan]

@coachTanthony Do not Enter!

[Orion84]

Caution: Cheater When Drunk

[msc545]

One Way street. No Exit.

[Siajanua2027]

Slippery when wet

[Mathiew]

Never back always back

[OneViewpoint]

ROAD CLOSED.

[Cidknee]

DEAD END

[AgentG111]

That's what I was going to post!

[Cidknee]

I give you permission, go ahead on!

[Anonymous]

Caution Unstable Structure

[Paige2006]

Men At Work

[Anonymous]

I don't have an ex.

[Anonymous]

Dip.😆